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Ryan: Battle Angel
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doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy

Baltimore

18+ and nsfw ya dummy

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the horrors are persisting
Rizzo has to be the most annoying kid they’ve ever had on here lmao
thankful for another season of survivor to hate watch
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
you guys don’t know how bad I need a pink one
Reminds me of a microcar I've seen in Amsterdam. Also looking back at the past
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
thankful for another season of survivor to hate watch
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“it’s what all Americans do in their free time: seethe in anger”
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
twink ass making everything slightly better… of course
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
went to Wawa and was faced with the most annoying pack of drunk early 20s bros (with another pack of more subdued older bros) who would not shut the fuck up. One of the younger ones kept talking about other customers, LOUDLY, and then one of the older dudes goes “YOURE IN WHITE-WASH JEANS CONNOR”
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I SAW A DOG GET HIT MY A FUCKING CAR 😞 it got up and ran away but oh my fucking god I wanna barf
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
agreeing to go out was a major mistake
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
rhoslc is perfect lmfao it’s insane. this week’s episode was cinema.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
girl I work with has such a thick Baltimore accent that it sounds like she’s speaking another language. I love her.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
that’s my fucking wild rose
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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tested* in a major way today

*Someone said I did something wrong during a meeting and I had to remain calm while asserting that I was actually correct
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
🥵
Here’s your jail, twink.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
TO ME gays constantly shitting on sides bc they can’t fathom nonpenetrative sexual experiences sound like straight people who can’t fathom gay sex lmfao
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Average Baltimore vehicle:
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I just want everyone to know that I saw Josh Hutcherson first. He’s my little prince, not yours.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Vicki Gunvalson’s son >>>>>
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
roomie and I trying to figure out why her pack of blunt wraps is so dry
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
post turkey dinner blowies at my place tomorrow! Don’t forget
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
tested* in a major way today

*Someone said I did something wrong during a meeting and I had to remain calm while asserting that I was actually correct
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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gm who tryna fight
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
felt inclined to say something rude so I’m putting myself in time out at work
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
forced Demi’s last four years of music down my friend’s throat then his gf came over and he made me play it all again for her 😝
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
so I’m still awake
I’m so exhausted I could fall asleep rn at 5:15pm
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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the horrors are persisting
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM