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Eldbis
@eldbis.bsky.social
Probably playing Pokémon Go
I have all 1000 Korok seeds in TotK
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Papi wants attention 👉🏽👈🏽
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Hey guys you don’t have to do the phone in mouth flexing thing you can just come over, put the phone down, and flex for me in person
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hi yes I need the wicked for good soundtrack injected into my veins k thanks
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Leg day was brutal this morning 😩
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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spit is lube
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Whoops, sent a passive aggressive email this morning. 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Thanks @eldbis.bsky.social for helping making the sticker 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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if I come back from “running errands” with dirty knees, mind your business
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another hunt complete! I really wanted to have a shiny Mega Raichu for the DLC! Meet my boy, Cheddar 🧀⚡️
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My coworker offered to get in his jacket to keep me warm… I’m just going to assume everyone is bi at this point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Apologies for the delay, I was handling a leak 💦
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I’m sorry I sent you 14 Instagram reels in a row. The algorithm perfectly aligned with my current mood and also I love you
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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before coffee: tired

after coffee: nervous and tired
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Oh mother
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Successfully got one of my work assignments reassigned to someone else in the office 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Working from home like
i hope this email finds you gooning.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We need a refresh button for wonder picks in Pokémon TCGP
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Pretending I forgot about this AM meeting bc I walked into work late and was too embarrassed to walk into the conference room 10 minutes after the meeting started. 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To the 70-something year old man at my gym who changes into a jockstrap before starting his workout: Girl, you better work! I hope you’re taking home some gym trade.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i hate going in the office in this horrible gloomy ass weather
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yes 😅
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The hunt is finally over!! 😁
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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good morning to HER
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This might be one of my favorite full arts 😌
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Tomorrow is not promised please let me hit 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Prance my queen!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM