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jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
he/they, queer, denver, 29, ♉️, happily taken

a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
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dressing up fancy and telling people about my job, two of my favorite things
enjoying a bowl of raisin bran this morning, bc i am youthful and full of whimsy
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
we don't talk enough about mauve
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
LOVE to have an idea for a passion project, then completely fail to set aside the mental time and energy to actually make it happen
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
happy monday! three day work week!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
feeling like i'm making progress again
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
if i have to hear this dance remix of these words by natasha bedingfield, i will lose it.
public use gym radio music, the place for the most rancid remixes you've ever heard.

tonight it's a beach funk edit of green light by lorde and jump by van halen (unchanged except for a shitty extra drum beat and a cowbell for some reason??)
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
just ate a "hot cocoa cupcake" and i think i need to lie down forever now
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
trying to keep myself motivated on this friday
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
meeting that was scheduled to last two hours wrapped up in a tight forty-five minutes. i am truly blessed today 🙏
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
hehehe😈
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
a white monster a day keeps ashil'zagurath, the one eyed serpent away
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
got as close to a full night's sleep as i've gotten in YEARS. telling myself it's an early sign of a good day ahead 😇
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
hyperfixating on getting a good skincare routine together just to feel something
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i call this one my emotional support sweater
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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What a privilege to be nominated, not only for 2025 GAME OF THE YEAR, but also TWELVE??!! TOTAL NOMINATIONS at #TheGameAwards

There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹

THANK YOU!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
spent all weekend low-grade anxious about a project at work being due much earlier than i expected. i get to the office today and knock half of it out in an hour. 😵‍💫 like, why did i stress myself out like that??
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
bodies are amazing! yesterday, mine turned one (1) poorly preserved coffeehouse pastry into many (several) hours of food poisoning! 😇
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
subjecting noah to barb & star go to vista del mar, aka the greatest filmè ever created
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
dressing up and taking a silly lil selfie can be something so essential to self-care
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
finished the first draft of my first project today and my mentor was super complimentary while we prepped it for editing 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
temps slingshotting 30/40 degrees every day, a totally normal and healthy thing for a planet to do
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM