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jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
he/they, queer, denver, 29, ♉️, happily taken

a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
oops. guess who got busy this weekend and fell behind on the album project? speedrun and i'll get back to write-ups tomorrow!

#26- For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women), Japanese Breakfast
#25- Princess of Power, MARINA
#24- Fancy That, Pinkpantheress
#23- So Close to What, Tate McRae
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
perks of night gym: empty gym
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
upside of how cold and snowy it's been this week, i've been working from the coziest spot next to the apartment window for four days
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
justice for art pop
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sooooooo excited to be back at work today
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
we don't talk enough about mauve
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
happy monday! three day work week!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
feeling like i'm making progress again
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
trying to keep myself motivated on this friday
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
hehehe😈
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i call this one my emotional support sweater
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
dressing up and taking a silly lil selfie can be something so essential to self-care
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
spent probably too much money on card packs at a pop up at stanley yesterday, but i've decided it was all worth it for this beauty
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
good morning to HER
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
first time back in the gym after three weeks and i didn't die. plz clap.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
best part of the move is definitely getting to see these bad boys every day
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
november 1st again, despite my best efforts
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
continued the tradition of dressing up for my first day
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
we made it into our new apartment! 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
more like BYE-iowa
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
last day last day!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
currently trying to not chew off the insides of my cheeks dealing with the anticipation of finishing my current job, moving ten hours away, and starting a completely new one
October 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
realized i never actually showed off the new cut
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
getting a haircut after work and let me tell you, i cannot wait
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM