jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
he/they, queer, denver, 29, ♉️, happily taken
a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
oops. guess who got busy this weekend and fell behind on the album project? speedrun and i'll get back to write-ups tomorrow!
#26- For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women), Japanese Breakfast
#25- Princess of Power, MARINA
#24- Fancy That, Pinkpantheress
#23- So Close to What, Tate McRae
#26- For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women), Japanese Breakfast
#25- Princess of Power, MARINA
#24- Fancy That, Pinkpantheress
#23- So Close to What, Tate McRae
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oops. guess who got busy this weekend and fell behind on the album project? speedrun and i'll get back to write-ups tomorrow!
#26- For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women), Japanese Breakfast
#25- Princess of Power, MARINA
#24- Fancy That, Pinkpantheress
#23- So Close to What, Tate McRae
#26- For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women), Japanese Breakfast
#25- Princess of Power, MARINA
#24- Fancy That, Pinkpantheress
#23- So Close to What, Tate McRae
perks of night gym: empty gym
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
perks of night gym: empty gym
upside of how cold and snowy it's been this week, i've been working from the coziest spot next to the apartment window for four days
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
upside of how cold and snowy it's been this week, i've been working from the coziest spot next to the apartment window for four days
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
sooooooo excited to be back at work today
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
sooooooo excited to be back at work today
we don't talk enough about mauve
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we don't talk enough about mauve
happy monday! three day work week!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
happy monday! three day work week!!
feeling like i'm making progress again
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
feeling like i'm making progress again
trying to keep myself motivated on this friday
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
trying to keep myself motivated on this friday
i call this one my emotional support sweater
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i call this one my emotional support sweater
dressing up and taking a silly lil selfie can be something so essential to self-care
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
dressing up and taking a silly lil selfie can be something so essential to self-care
spent probably too much money on card packs at a pop up at stanley yesterday, but i've decided it was all worth it for this beauty
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
spent probably too much money on card packs at a pop up at stanley yesterday, but i've decided it was all worth it for this beauty
first time back in the gym after three weeks and i didn't die. plz clap.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
first time back in the gym after three weeks and i didn't die. plz clap.
best part of the move is definitely getting to see these bad boys every day
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
best part of the move is definitely getting to see these bad boys every day
november 1st again, despite my best efforts
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
november 1st again, despite my best efforts
continued the tradition of dressing up for my first day
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
continued the tradition of dressing up for my first day
we made it into our new apartment! 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
we made it into our new apartment! 🥰
last day last day!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
last day last day!!!
currently trying to not chew off the insides of my cheeks dealing with the anticipation of finishing my current job, moving ten hours away, and starting a completely new one
October 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
currently trying to not chew off the insides of my cheeks dealing with the anticipation of finishing my current job, moving ten hours away, and starting a completely new one
realized i never actually showed off the new cut
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
realized i never actually showed off the new cut
getting a haircut after work and let me tell you, i cannot wait
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
getting a haircut after work and let me tell you, i cannot wait