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📍 massachusetts
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When you manage to masturbate while depressed, call it blue lagoon
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
When you manage to masturbate while depressed, call it blue lagoon
My areas of expertise being called upon
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My areas of expertise being called upon
this genetic jackpot could pull my lever
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
this genetic jackpot could pull my lever
Me searching around with my tongue to find his nip to latch on to
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Me searching around with my tongue to find his nip to latch on to
Have you ever had a krispy kreme 🤦🏼♂️
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Have you ever had a krispy kreme 🤦🏼♂️
I may be attracted to men, but unsure if I could actually tolerate being in a relationship with one
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I may be attracted to men, but unsure if I could actually tolerate being in a relationship with one
The daily struggle I must face
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The daily struggle I must face
If you’re looking for motivation to go to the gym, just think about all the pictures you’ll take flexing and showing off pit that I’ll zoom in on
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 AM
If you’re looking for motivation to go to the gym, just think about all the pictures you’ll take flexing and showing off pit that I’ll zoom in on
I can’t believe I actually made it to a workout class before needing to be in the office, someone reward me thoroughly
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I can’t believe I actually made it to a workout class before needing to be in the office, someone reward me thoroughly
I wanna be friends with some of you but also need to co-habitate in your pits and suck your dick dry so I literally do not think it can work
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I wanna be friends with some of you but also need to co-habitate in your pits and suck your dick dry so I literally do not think it can work
Blessing your week with good vibes 🤩
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Blessing your week with good vibes 🤩
“Oh yeah??” is such a buzzkill, the first rule of improv is yes AND
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
“Oh yeah??” is such a buzzkill, the first rule of improv is yes AND
No offense but once you’re a NY Times bestselling author, I don’t need hear about it unless you’re referring to the work that was best sold
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
No offense but once you’re a NY Times bestselling author, I don’t need hear about it unless you’re referring to the work that was best sold
A peace offering for being gone for 2 weeks 🫶🏼
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
A peace offering for being gone for 2 weeks 🫶🏼
Is the sky still blue here or what
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Is the sky still blue here or what
Does anyone have one of those google drive drag race folder for this season 👀
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Does anyone have one of those google drive drag race folder for this season 👀
Thank Christ I got out of urgent care before this stupid shit launched
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Thank Christ I got out of urgent care before this stupid shit launched
The best thing I did for myself this year was take down all my Christmas specific decorations but leave up my lighted tree (sans ornaments), lighted garland, and simple tree decor to enjoy for the winter season
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The best thing I did for myself this year was take down all my Christmas specific decorations but leave up my lighted tree (sans ornaments), lighted garland, and simple tree decor to enjoy for the winter season
I don’t have the energy to look into the heinous activities of this elected government let alone the capturing of a South American president
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I don’t have the energy to look into the heinous activities of this elected government let alone the capturing of a South American president
As an injector just know I clocked that Andy Cohen got his forehead done for the NYE broadcast and I looks good Mr. Cohen
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
As an injector just know I clocked that Andy Cohen got his forehead done for the NYE broadcast and I looks good Mr. Cohen
2026 in: smart curly haired dumb blondes
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
2026 in: smart curly haired dumb blondes
Sometimes I sleep in just bc I see people saying they can’t and I want to capitalize on it while I can
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sometimes I sleep in just bc I see people saying they can’t and I want to capitalize on it while I can
Just remember my brain still thinks I’m a fat ugly closeted theater f*g kid, so the idea that I’m anything but that anymore is deeply unconscionable, but we’re working on it
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just remember my brain still thinks I’m a fat ugly closeted theater f*g kid, so the idea that I’m anything but that anymore is deeply unconscionable, but we’re working on it
Game Changers 🤝🏼 Morning Wood
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Game Changers 🤝🏼 Morning Wood
I realize you all come for the body and stay for the deeply online partially tistic commentary
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I realize you all come for the body and stay for the deeply online partially tistic commentary