Juan Carlos
hernameisjuan.bsky.social
Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
Don't need the Blastoise meme to thirst trap ty
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Was out all last night but luckily still dragged myself outta bed to hangout w my fam!
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Gayborhood bound 🚌
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
LOVE Pink(Panthress)
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lettin'the girls breathe a bit before PINK
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love gay Halloween!! What do u mean ur doin' a joint costume w Keroppi and you're ALSO doin' one w Petey where I'm fat and he's wearing jeans!!?
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nobody:

The Gluttonous Pompompurin:
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm off the adult yummy drink
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Helped Kena w her haul from the Houston Garden Center!!
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy Fat Guy Friday!!!!

Grabbin'some Persian w the bestie
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Goin' on vacation @ the end of the month so I have to get from #3 to #1 by then 🤭
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love us!!
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's Fat Boy Fall
October 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me to her
October 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A Fat Guy Friday in Jocktober
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Havin' sucha good day off!
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ah 🤕 took tomorrow off so they can all jump me in peace
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Goin' 🚌 gettin' vaxxed
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We're not!! Fat Beer Week is over wrap it UPPPP
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Gonna visit my nephews
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Not feelin' like a slutty bear this Fat Bear Week I fear... 😓
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Went to Costco for the 1st time and I got my kids Costco pizza... SO GOOD omgggg
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Did not get raptured so I guess I'm here all week...
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Good morning, gonna make breakfast
September 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM