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hellkat666.bsky.social
Kat
@hellkat666.bsky.social
Former drunk punk cat lady.
My curated retweets are much funnier than I.
I’m here for horrors, art, and jokes. 1312.
https://music.apple.com/profile/hellkat666
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One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I would not walk 500 miles. I guess if it’s all that important, I could do 5.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The list of things that make me cringe on BlueSky gets bigger every day.
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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47 years ago today
Recorded on this day in 1978, The Feeding of the 5000, the first album by the anarcho-punk band Crass

A revolutionary album that was able to shine with anarchist political ideas and visions for the time

#punk #punks #punkrock #anarchopunk #crass #history #punkrockhistory #otd
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
@nerdjpg.com you had a post briefly up about savory cocktails. I don’t drink anymore, but I suggest a jalapeño one. I had a jalapeño martini in Austin in 2017 and it was 💯
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wanted to go see the Mothman Statue on Saturday & hit up the family cemetery with my uncle. Spooky stuff. But an old racist rapist that lives in the Capitol took that because he likes stealing joy and harming lives.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not me at 35 having a crush on an instagram cook to find out he’s 26 😭

It has happened. IT HAS HAPPENED.
October 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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[telling someone off] LISTEN, BITCH… um. uh. hang on, I forgot what I was going to say
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a nerdy book about the ancient history of hardware, I’m screwed.
I’m reading a book about drywall but I’m too plastered to focus.
i'm reading a book about roofing but it's been going over my head.
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I’m not trying to gaslight you. You’re crazy.
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have had so many jokes.
However, I also have brain fog.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.
September 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?
September 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.
September 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Where is Anonymous in this whole Epstein Files fiasco?
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I hate when a rapper talk about guns, then somebody die, they turn into nuns, then hop online like “pray for my city,” he faking for likes and digital hugs. His daddy a killer, he wannabe junior, they must’ve forgot the shit that they done. Dementia must run in his family, but let it get shaky.
September 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I'm not sneezing with you, I'm sneezing achoo
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM