Harrison Fnord
@hellaskeletons.bsky.social
Ian G.
He/Him - Chicago
A failing satellite on the edge of the void. Methodically invested. A drummer, so I always get to move to my own beat. Find the things you love and try to put more of it into the world.
He/Him - Chicago
A failing satellite on the edge of the void. Methodically invested. A drummer, so I always get to move to my own beat. Find the things you love and try to put more of it into the world.
When I was a kid this was the kind of music I wanted to get into. Still probably do. Can only find credits for the types of synths and Australian production studio.
Oddly enough, the closest sounding thing I can think of now is portions of Oingo Boingo’s 1981 cover of “You Really Got Me”
Oddly enough, the closest sounding thing I can think of now is portions of Oingo Boingo’s 1981 cover of “You Really Got Me”
1985 - CBS Storybreak Intro & Bumper
YouTube video by RetroTy: The Pulse of Nostalgia
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
When I was a kid this was the kind of music I wanted to get into. Still probably do. Can only find credits for the types of synths and Australian production studio.
Oddly enough, the closest sounding thing I can think of now is portions of Oingo Boingo’s 1981 cover of “You Really Got Me”
Oddly enough, the closest sounding thing I can think of now is portions of Oingo Boingo’s 1981 cover of “You Really Got Me”
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Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
My cat has finally realized he can traverse the new bathroom vanity for his much coveted sink water. Here he is judging us from the queue for the loo while we eat dinner.
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
My cat has finally realized he can traverse the new bathroom vanity for his much coveted sink water. Here he is judging us from the queue for the loo while we eat dinner.
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Just deleted my TikTok account.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Just deleted my TikTok account.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
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Armorous Beavers
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Armorous Beavers
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
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ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.
Statement from Standing Rock:
Statement from Standing Rock:
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.
Statement from Standing Rock:
Statement from Standing Rock:
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The original post was deleted, but this was the video it had.
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The original post was deleted, but this was the video it had.
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I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
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Not could. Have.
Fred Hampton.
Fred Hampton.
The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Not could. Have.
Fred Hampton.
Fred Hampton.
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does this work how I think it does
August 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
does this work how I think it does
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We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.
tell us your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
tell us your pet's name in a gif
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Jon Brion - Creep (As Tom Waits)
YouTube video by sirstrongbad
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Jon Brion - Creep (As Tom Waits)
YouTube video by sirstrongbad
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Most British song title ever
Johnny Hawksworth - Did Somebody Spook? [UK, Library/Jazz/Instrumental] (1967)
https://redd.it/y45no1
https://youtu.be/moolz_aaCFQ
https://redd.it/y45no1
https://youtu.be/moolz_aaCFQ
Johnny Hawksworth - Did Somebody Spook? [UK, Library/Jazz/Instrumental] (1967)
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Most British song title ever
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Have we already crossed the event horizon of people naming their kids “Chat”?
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Have we already crossed the event horizon of people naming their kids “Chat”?
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
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Hi. I host a pod called Depresh Mode, about mental health. I also live in Minnesota in January 2026. That's quite a cocktail!
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hi. I host a pod called Depresh Mode, about mental health. I also live in Minnesota in January 2026. That's quite a cocktail!
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
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Tired: go ahead punk make my day
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Tired: go ahead punk make my day
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.