Captain Skiptoovonal
hebisner.bsky.social
Captain Skiptoovonal
@hebisner.bsky.social
Continuing my tradition of using my characters from RPG games for my social media avatars. Hippie liberal from the LBC. Fan of basketball, RPGs, Trek, StarWars, Tolkien and a host of other nerdy things.
This is copium for Fox viewers. Donald Trump wil fix it for you...Gooo toooo sleeepppp
Bessent: "I think 2026 is going to be a gangbuster year, and Americans will feel it in their pocketbooks. They will know that the economy is strong."
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wondered when they were going to turn on the Federalist society.
Bummer for all those wannabe right-wing judges who bothered to kiss up to Leonard Leo & get their lewk right for their Kavanaugh interview, turns out the actual path to the bench is being Trump's personal lawyer, going hunting with Don Jr., or being a white supremacist blogger
BROWN: “Does that mean Trump doesn't support picking Amy Coney Barrett for the Supreme Court?”

MILLER: “We're not going to be using the Federalist Society to make judicial nominations at all going forward.”
May 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mother fucker, your party was in control of both houses after 9/11..Who are pointing the finger at????
Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs chair Sen. Ron Johnson says that 9/11 was a "controlled demolition" and there has been a "cover up" of massive amounts of evidence, many "questions" need to be answered:
jeez louise -- Sen. Ron Johnson and Benny Johnson suggest 9/11 was an inside job and Johnson says he wants to hold hearings
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Shit...
The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
JRR Tolkien
Patricia McKillip
Roger Zelazny
Hunter S. Thompson
Stephen King
Who are the five writers that made you?

J.R.R. Tolkien
David Eddings
Michael Crichton
Jane Austen
Hans Christian Andersen
who are the five writers that made you?

Lilian Bodoc
Ursula K LeGuin
Emily Bronte
María García Esperón
Cornelia Funke
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hes always been like this. Remember he was one of the key leaders of the Afghan withdrawel lynch mob. Notice he's not doing that for Trump...
fuck you yankee journoooooooooooooos
February 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Cop unions have the biggest Trump ass kissers from the start. Even though it was clear he was going to do this, they endorsed him anyway. BTW, which party has been blocking the money for 9/11 first responders?
The Fraternal Order of Police, the largest police union in the country, just released a statement rescinding their endorsement of President Trump due to his pardoning of Jan. 6 insurrectionists.
Police union that endorsed Trump condemns Jan 6 pardons—"Dangerous message"
The Fraternal Order of Police union said those who assaulted officers during the 2021 Capitol riot should serve their full sentences.
t.co
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
January 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
DMing D&D right now and I put a reporter alongside the adventuring party, and now I'm watching them try to figure out a media strategy. 😂
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The GOP kept this at a low simmer for decades, just enough to drive ratings and voter turnout, but not enough to actual resolve when a bill came to a vote. Now its put up or shut up time. No one delivers Karma more brually than the face eating leopards.
“California farmers, some of the state’s most enthusiastic Trump supporters, could see their workforce decimated by the incoming president’s plans to carry out mass deportations of immigrants in the country illegally.”

It’s not just tariffs that will lead to #Trumpflation
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
. The GOP kept this at a low simmer for decades, just enough to drive ratings and voter turnout, but not enough to actual resolve when a bill came to a vote. Now its put up or shut up time. No one delivers Karma more brually than the face eating leopards.
“California farmers, some of the state’s most enthusiastic Trump supporters, could see their workforce decimated by the incoming president’s plans to carry out mass deportations of immigrants in the country illegally.”

It’s not just tariffs that will lead to #Trumpflation
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Its really about the death of the cable business. I have no idea what Comcast considers a political liability, but its pretty clear this is a part of their strategy to deal with that inevitable outcome. .
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
10 Books to get to know me
The Silmarillion
Fear City
Battle Cry of Freedom
The Riddlemaster
Lord of the Rings
The Warriors Apprentice
Kushiels Dart
What Hath God Wrought: The transformation of America 1815 to 1848
The Boys on the Bus
Lord of Light
10 books to get to know me

The Lord of the Rings (and its not insubstantial father The Hobbit)
Watership Down
The Devil Rides Out
Wuthering Heights
Dracula
Have a Nice Day!
The Stand
The Lost World
The Silence of the Lambs
Ivanhoe
10 Books to Get to Know Me

The Lord of the Rings
Memories of Ice (Malazan Book 3)
Slaughterhouse V
Starfighters of Adumar (X-Wing Book 9)
Black Shirts and Reds
Hyperion
Wizard & Glass (The Dark Tower Book 4)
The Song of Solomon
Dune
Baptism of Fire (The Witcher Book 3)
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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This is some brilliant cosplay
August 7, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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guy who argues about how healthcare in the United States is a broken hypercapitalist hellscape but after some digging it turns out every example he gives of why it’s bad is just something the Yankees’ medical staff did
August 4, 2023 at 5:30 PM