heartilly
@heartilly.bsky.social
just my last two brain cells clanging together • posts about working with critters, current reads, and drowning in the void • doctor, but not that kind
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT
yup just me and nineteen dogs in the daycare currently collectively losing our minds to the abomination that is leaf blowing
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
yup just me and nineteen dogs in the daycare currently collectively losing our minds to the abomination that is leaf blowing
love to be commuting and have my mind blissfully empty for forty minutes only to be interrupted by a sudden wave of crippling depression
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
love to be commuting and have my mind blissfully empty for forty minutes only to be interrupted by a sudden wave of crippling depression
happy n7 day! husband called me while i left for work at 5am and i was very confused why i was hearing the galaxy map theme through the car bluetooth. (almost always have it on silent and forgot i'd set my ringtone to that forever ago)
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
happy n7 day! husband called me while i left for work at 5am and i was very confused why i was hearing the galaxy map theme through the car bluetooth. (almost always have it on silent and forgot i'd set my ringtone to that forever ago)
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Me reading this:
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me reading this:
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I think they should both keep playing like when you win mario kart and they keep driving.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I think they should both keep playing like when you win mario kart and they keep driving.
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Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
that first whiff of burning firewood on a foggy and cold fall day…i could cry
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
that first whiff of burning firewood on a foggy and cold fall day…i could cry
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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“Wake up! I can see the bottom of my food bowl”
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“Wake up! I can see the bottom of my food bowl”
finally changed my screen protector after procrastinating on it since july and what do you mean you can have a browsing experience without micro cuts on your fingertips
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
finally changed my screen protector after procrastinating on it since july and what do you mean you can have a browsing experience without micro cuts on your fingertips
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
not me scoffing loudly at whole foods while returning my measly amazon item because the lady checking out near my was loudly announcing that oh it’s ok her girls don’t like this food she got but her housekeeper will eat it and the cashier just smiling and nodding
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
not me scoffing loudly at whole foods while returning my measly amazon item because the lady checking out near my was loudly announcing that oh it’s ok her girls don’t like this food she got but her housekeeper will eat it and the cashier just smiling and nodding
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as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
when my boss compliments me on being easy going when i have no beverage preference for our staff pizza party but all i really want is my paycheck and a raise
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
when my boss compliments me on being easy going when i have no beverage preference for our staff pizza party but all i really want is my paycheck and a raise
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tweeting out “enjoy your bread lines, commies” as i stand in line at the dollar store for 25 minutes
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
tweeting out “enjoy your bread lines, commies” as i stand in line at the dollar store for 25 minutes
what is the appeal of having a very loud exhaust on your car, besides announcing to the world that you are a giant asshole
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
what is the appeal of having a very loud exhaust on your car, besides announcing to the world that you are a giant asshole
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I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.