heartilly
@heartilly.bsky.social
just my last two brain cells clanging together • posts about working with critters, current reads, and drowning in the void • doctor, but not that kind
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how easy is it for a civilian to get a phaser
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
how easy is it for a civilian to get a phaser
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scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
January 25, 2026 at 1:14 PM
scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
oh ok so ser dunk from the new got show is a perfect live action laios touden
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
oh ok so ser dunk from the new got show is a perfect live action laios touden
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isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard
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the coupling break happens in the mid aughts before the rise of smartphones and really even The Apps. main cause is clearly blizzard changing warcraft from an rts to an mmorpg
and the main reason seems to be that smartphones and social media have driven an epic collapse in coupling and marriage. not great in terms of basic human flourishing www.ggd.world/p/why-is-fer...
Why is Fertility Collapsing, Globally?
Something dramatic is happening everywhere all at once: fertility is plummeting, with major implications for economic growth and social stability.
www.ggd.world
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
the coupling break happens in the mid aughts before the rise of smartphones and really even The Apps. main cause is clearly blizzard changing warcraft from an rts to an mmorpg
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
my body: oh your arm strength is bad pls do training
(does arm strength training)
also my body: hahaha you have tennis elbow now sucker!!
(does arm strength training)
also my body: hahaha you have tennis elbow now sucker!!
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
my body: oh your arm strength is bad pls do training
(does arm strength training)
also my body: hahaha you have tennis elbow now sucker!!
(does arm strength training)
also my body: hahaha you have tennis elbow now sucker!!
ah why are my hands so cracked, dry, and bleeding, i wonder, after slapping on more hand sanitizer at work
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
ah why are my hands so cracked, dry, and bleeding, i wonder, after slapping on more hand sanitizer at work
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Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
me, with my six amazon returns where i've taped the return code onto each item versus you, fumbling to pull up the code for your one item on your phone that has no signal
a kitten is laying on a bed with the words see ya ' peace out above it
ALT: a kitten is laying on a bed with the words see ya ' peace out above it
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
me, with my six amazon returns where i've taped the return code onto each item versus you, fumbling to pull up the code for your one item on your phone that has no signal
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ok i think we got the oppressive moves from Andor down now let’s try some of the rebel stuff
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ok i think we got the oppressive moves from Andor down now let’s try some of the rebel stuff
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it says here you “feared for your life”?
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
it says here you “feared for your life”?
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
save me, overnight oats, save me
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
save me, overnight oats, save me
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I like to make easy New Year’s resolutions. Stuff like “pet a dog” or “buy cheese”
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I like to make easy New Year’s resolutions. Stuff like “pet a dog” or “buy cheese”
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That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Tiny Tim has undergone “The Joining” , becoming one with the hive mind and filling his brain with Christmas Cheer.
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tiny Tim has undergone “The Joining” , becoming one with the hive mind and filling his brain with Christmas Cheer.
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,