Haylee 🪩
@hayleerae.bsky.social
mom - aquarius - student and teacher of history
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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"scientists prove chimpanzees better thanksgiving guests than most of your extended family"
In a series of experiments, chimpanzees revised their beliefs based on new evidence, shedding light on the evolutionary origins of rational thought.
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Chimps Are Capable of Human-Like Rational Thought, Breakthrough Study Finds
In a series of experiments, chimpanzees revised their beliefs based on new evidence, shedding light on the evolutionary origins of rational thought.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"scientists prove chimpanzees better thanksgiving guests than most of your extended family"
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
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People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history
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listen my approach to herbalism is this: these nice things may happen if you drink this tea, they may not; but worst case scenario, you just had a nice cup of tea
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
listen my approach to herbalism is this: these nice things may happen if you drink this tea, they may not; but worst case scenario, you just had a nice cup of tea
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let me reiterate i'm glad newsom is clowning on trump but he is still a bitch
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
let me reiterate i'm glad newsom is clowning on trump but he is still a bitch
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"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
August 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
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There's never been a more difficult period in history to remain a silly billy
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There's never been a more difficult period in history to remain a silly billy
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I think they should rebrand cracker barrel to be steampunk
August 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think they should rebrand cracker barrel to be steampunk
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The push to replace PBS with PragerU is by itself cause for revolt.
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The push to replace PBS with PragerU is by itself cause for revolt.
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People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
August 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
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the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this
July 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this
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TIMELINE: ok i hear what you're saying. but what if things got dumber
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
TIMELINE: ok i hear what you're saying. but what if things got dumber
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bored. would anyone like to join me in self-infantilizing by tumblr kinning with female hysteria diagnoses of antiquity in order to escape the responsibility of confronting the horrors of modern society that is necessary for impacting meaningful societal change beginning at an interpersonal level?
July 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
bored. would anyone like to join me in self-infantilizing by tumblr kinning with female hysteria diagnoses of antiquity in order to escape the responsibility of confronting the horrors of modern society that is necessary for impacting meaningful societal change beginning at an interpersonal level?
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gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty
July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty
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my formula-fed, fluoride-powered megachildren will defeat the chud hordes
June 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
my formula-fed, fluoride-powered megachildren will defeat the chud hordes
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@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online it’s time
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online it’s time
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ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner
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If you tell Gavin Newsom the National Guard guys are technically homeless right now he’s gonna start hunting them for sport
June 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If you tell Gavin Newsom the National Guard guys are technically homeless right now he’s gonna start hunting them for sport
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A reminder for folks everywhere to listen to your friend Misty Quigley
June 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A reminder for folks everywhere to listen to your friend Misty Quigley
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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Fitzgerald was so real writing “They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” So many messes they won’t be cleaning
It’s bad because of all the collateral damage (us) but also good because we have so little to enjoy in American politics
June 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fitzgerald was so real writing “They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” So many messes they won’t be cleaning