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NYC Taxidermy, At Law
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“There is infinite hope in the universe, but us? We’re f***ked.” - Obama, I think

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when humanity invented roomba we were at a fork in the road. it was a step towards a future where robots did our labor, giving time back to us to enrich our lives. then roomba mapped our houses and wifi networks and sold that data. the dark pathway. robert frost would never
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Ben Johnson: <calls trick play when it wasn't necessary and ends the season of a team expected to make the Superbowl>

Bears: You're our kind of guy
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trying to figure out when we lost this timeline and Theory #1 is when the James Bond producers refused to use ‘Spectre’ by Radiohead
January 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you ever feel useless, just remember there are people working at the Apple Widget team
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Dinner takeaways with my wife in med school:

1. There are more heart rhythms than the Apple Watch can track

2. You can give any species of mammal a vasectomy if you try hard enough
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Lewis Hamilton has still only lost a total points H2H to a teammate once in his career 😲

He was on pace to beat Jenson Button too before being taken out in his last race with McLaren. But in his last race with Mercedes, he made sure to beat George Russell. Insane longevity.
December 9, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.

DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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I know this is hard to believe, but I LOVE a good escape room!
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Of course your baby is fascinated with your car keys. You're boring and he would like to drive away.
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
They wrote him off, but the one thing about Geno is that I’m not even sure he could write back if he wanted to. That man doesn’t even own a stamp
November 18, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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For those who don’t know me here, my name is Maximus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the north and loyal servant of the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
November 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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The Tyson-Paul fight feels about right for 2024 America: No grand, Hollywood-esque ending or compelling narrative, just a boring, immeasurably stupid slide into an even stupider outcome, all filtered through a media company that is not up to the task.
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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i will fight ron paul
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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fly me to the moon
let me rap battle with mars
that orb don't have shit to say
but this astronaut's got bars
November 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I’m just proud as a democrat that we have a Kennedy back in the Cabinet 🫡
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM