Hansel
@hanseld.bsky.social
Kiwi in London, building surgical software
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
19... but I grew up in New Zealand. So why would I have an AOL address
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
19... but I grew up in New Zealand. So why would I have an AOL address
If this landlord actually had a job they wouldn't have all this free time to hang out at a court
There is a landlord lawyer who at *every single hearing* says "Landlord Lives Matter" and tells the judge whenever a tenant's lawyer wins that "you're discriminating against landlords," and this is really beginning to bug me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
If this landlord actually had a job they wouldn't have all this free time to hang out at a court
Bury me with my grape flavoured lost mary
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bury me with my grape flavoured lost mary
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It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨
September 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨
If you're wearing the handle of the dog leash around your neck while the dog walks then ... I dunno. It's confusing
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you're wearing the handle of the dog leash around your neck while the dog walks then ... I dunno. It's confusing
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
Labubu blind box but it's my lunch
August 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Labubu blind box but it's my lunch
The thing about "defunding science" is that every piece of it that was useful for capitalism that was destroyed will be funded again. And every piece that was useful for humanity will not.
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The thing about "defunding science" is that every piece of it that was useful for capitalism that was destroyed will be funded again. And every piece that was useful for humanity will not.
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every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked
What's gonna happen when real artists start using these AI tools
May 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What's gonna happen when real artists start using these AI tools
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starting a college fund for scott adams widow
My opinion of prostate cancer has really changed over the last couple days
May 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
starting a college fund for scott adams widow
So many monarchists in America
February 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So many monarchists in America
I guess it's a good thing that they're defunding the CIA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jesse waters talking about USAID funding a gas station in Afghanistan that had no customers to the tune on 43 million dollars. Bro you are finding the dark money. They are going to **** you
February 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I guess it's a good thing that they're defunding the CIA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Watching 100s of Americans realize that a better world is possible by using Rednote is really not how I was expecting in 2025: 97http://xhslink.com/a/TIhwXDpAzx33，复制本条信息，打开【小红书】App查看精彩内容！
From the bottom of my heart, thank you - 小红书
3 亿人的生活经验，都在小红书
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January 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Watching 100s of Americans realize that a better world is possible by using Rednote is really not how I was expecting in 2025: 97http://xhslink.com/a/TIhwXDpAzx33，复制本条信息，打开【小红书】App查看精彩内容！
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Apparently someone on red note asked how much people pay for healthcare in China and they said now we know why they are blocking the internet from you
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Apparently someone on red note asked how much people pay for healthcare in China and they said now we know why they are blocking the internet from you
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“The Years of Lead Paint is what happens when you successfully create the spectacular affective apparatus of fascism from the top down without maintaining a street-level organizational base.” 1/2
I Was Promised a More Aesthetically Pleasing Cyberpunk Dystopia
Even the horrors are mid
all-cats-are-beautiful.ghost.io
January 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“The Years of Lead Paint is what happens when you successfully create the spectacular affective apparatus of fascism from the top down without maintaining a street-level organizational base.” 1/2
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Just as theft is a market signal, so too is assassination.
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Just as theft is a market signal, so too is assassination.
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UK journalists talking about echo chambers when 0.2% of journalists are Black and 2.5% Asian and 51% of the most influential journalists went to private school is a bit of a joke
November 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
UK journalists talking about echo chambers when 0.2% of journalists are Black and 2.5% Asian and 51% of the most influential journalists went to private school is a bit of a joke
It's so funny that the right wing twitter trolls _need_ us so bad. They crave our company. They're so bored of talking to each other that they just have to sign up here. They know how weird and sad that is right?
November 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
It's so funny that the right wing twitter trolls _need_ us so bad. They crave our company. They're so bored of talking to each other that they just have to sign up here. They know how weird and sad that is right?
Today I learned there's a milfs font
November 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Today I learned there's a milfs font
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Now introducing: my Chaotic Good starter pack!!
This pack features accounts i like which have a more intense posting style, lean a bit nsfw, and/or aren’t afraid to take a rhetorical bat to a discourse demon’s face. 🤘
This pack features accounts i like which have a more intense posting style, lean a bit nsfw, and/or aren’t afraid to take a rhetorical bat to a discourse demon’s face. 🤘
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Now introducing: my Chaotic Good starter pack!!
This pack features accounts i like which have a more intense posting style, lean a bit nsfw, and/or aren’t afraid to take a rhetorical bat to a discourse demon’s face. 🤘
This pack features accounts i like which have a more intense posting style, lean a bit nsfw, and/or aren’t afraid to take a rhetorical bat to a discourse demon’s face. 🤘
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November 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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(overcome by awe at the beauty and wonder of god's creation) bro
November 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(overcome by awe at the beauty and wonder of god's creation) bro
It's not even Trump I'm scared of. It's the coalition he's built around him.
November 6, 2024 at 9:47 AM
It's not even Trump I'm scared of. It's the coalition he's built around him.