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Labubu blind box but it's my lunch
A stack of boxed sandwiches on an M£S shelf that are sold as "Lucky Lunch" and may contain a £10 voucher. If you're lucky.
August 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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It's so funny that the right wing twitter trolls _need_ us so bad. They crave our company. They're so bored of talking to each other that they just have to sign up here. They know how weird and sad that is right?
Me replying to a right wing troll who is pretending to be a black woman with the URL where they stole their profile pic from.
November 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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Today I learned there's a milfs font
My new followers notifications, showing that I've been followed by two "milf" porn accounts both using a distinctive serif font for their user names
November 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Joined exactly 1 year ago. That's exponential growth
A blue sky card celebrating 10 million users, Hansel was user 1,054,230
September 17, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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A bunch of losers and their side kick Couch boy
August 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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It's not hot enough today so I'm sitting next to the pizza oven
Red faced gammon eating hummus next to a pizza oven.
August 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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This surprised me
The result of a D&D style alignment quiz. Showing a result of True Neutral with results of 26% good, and 30% chaotic. So I'm more chaotic than I am good
January 23, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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Omar Little, a character from The Wire who made his living by robbing drug dealers. Which is kind of like a wasp who hunts spider
January 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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It's broken
A view of twitter showing lots of posts with zero content.
December 2, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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I just really love BLTs now
A very chonky Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich in cross section.
November 7, 2023 at 1:36 PM
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Munch and Hansel looking at you. Munch is upside down
October 17, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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Search drinks in your camera roll
The food tray of a train. Folded down. On it is a chicken Tikka masala sandwich still wrapped in clingfilm. Four different vapes and two gold cans of alcoholic seltzer.
October 5, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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India House in London with smashed windows and GIANT flag. Oh. And some cops guarding it. These Canadians aren't messing around.
India House in London with smashed windows and GIANT flag. Oh. And some cops guarding it.
September 30, 2023 at 12:02 PM