Handsome Ron
@handsomeron.bsky.social
I have seen Smash Mouth in concert twice, so that's the kind of decision making I have exhibited in the past
He/Him
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Handsome Ron
@handsomeron.bsky.social
· Dec 30
*Your dasher is on the way*
*Your dasher is nearby*
*Your dasher is lost*
*Your dasher has gone rogue*
*Your dasher is off the grid*
*Your dasher has fled the country*
*Your dasher has been located but is unable to be retrieved due to lack of extradition treaties with Venezuela*
*Your dasher is nearby*
*Your dasher is lost*
*Your dasher has gone rogue*
*Your dasher is off the grid*
*Your dasher has fled the country*
*Your dasher has been located but is unable to be retrieved due to lack of extradition treaties with Venezuela*
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I can't believe we're going to end up in a war with Europe because of the Mercator projection we are so doomed as a society
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I can't believe we're going to end up in a war with Europe because of the Mercator projection we are so doomed as a society
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A petit bourgeoisie you say, that sees its lifestyle and social position under threat you say? Finding exterior enemies and explanations from a rapidly growing facist movement, you say?
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
A petit bourgeoisie you say, that sees its lifestyle and social position under threat you say? Finding exterior enemies and explanations from a rapidly growing facist movement, you say?
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
Person who's only knowledge of Kafka is that one book had a big bug, watching Eight Legged Freaks: "this is Kafkaesque"
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Person who's only knowledge of Kafka is that one book had a big bug, watching Eight Legged Freaks: "this is Kafkaesque"
Found out my own sleeper agent activation code today because we got a quote for plumbing repair of 1066 and I immediately blurted out "the year the Normans invaded England"
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Found out my own sleeper agent activation code today because we got a quote for plumbing repair of 1066 and I immediately blurted out "the year the Normans invaded England"
Basically every meal I had in Germany was underwhelming and I think that maybe German food is just kind of mid.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Basically every meal I had in Germany was underwhelming and I think that maybe German food is just kind of mid.
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It is both true that Trump's intervention is about the oil AND that it makes no sense as a capitalist matter.
Trump likes the IDEA of taking oil from other countries and has for literal decades. But, as usual, he has no notion of the practicalities.
Trump likes the IDEA of taking oil from other countries and has for literal decades. But, as usual, he has no notion of the practicalities.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It is both true that Trump's intervention is about the oil AND that it makes no sense as a capitalist matter.
Trump likes the IDEA of taking oil from other countries and has for literal decades. But, as usual, he has no notion of the practicalities.
Trump likes the IDEA of taking oil from other countries and has for literal decades. But, as usual, he has no notion of the practicalities.
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"Oil" is not playing the vulgar Marxist role of a profit-motivated industry pulling the strings. Rather, "oil" is a concept in Trump's mind, an object of ideology for him personally.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"Oil" is not playing the vulgar Marxist role of a profit-motivated industry pulling the strings. Rather, "oil" is a concept in Trump's mind, an object of ideology for him personally.
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If they want going to places to be convenient they should just move to the city like normal people
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If they want going to places to be convenient they should just move to the city like normal people
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1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
Taking away our cars can, should, and will be treated as a declaration of war upon rural America.
I find "America isn't really set up for it" to be an annoying rebuttal to any sort of proposal to reduce car dependency. Our leaders used policy to create a system of car dependency and we can sure as hell use policy to undo that. There are absolutely barriers, but do nothing is not a solution.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
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Yes Jennifer, you will have to park outside the city and take public transportation. Or you can just pay the fee. Or stay in your rural area. Choose freely!
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yes Jennifer, you will have to park outside the city and take public transportation. Or you can just pay the fee. Or stay in your rural area. Choose freely!
Once every few months someone tells me I'm pretty attractive for a redhead
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Once every few months someone tells me I'm pretty attractive for a redhead
Oklahoma left blank because I currently live there so it's hard to rank lower than willingly but also...it's not great. Couldn't rank anything a never because I mean anything for the right price. Waffled on a lot of these. Ocean and mega cities are highly rewarded if you want a thought guide.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Oklahoma left blank because I currently live there so it's hard to rank lower than willingly but also...it's not great. Couldn't rank anything a never because I mean anything for the right price. Waffled on a lot of these. Ocean and mega cities are highly rewarded if you want a thought guide.
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Duneston Checks In
July 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Duneston Checks In
Nachos, with their corn tortilla base, are actually a far more unique food type than either pizza or pasta. Cheese melted on top of bread is like 40% of European food. The other 60 is noodles in sauce.
Settle a debate for me. I maintain that Nachos are pasta. @ndgree.bsky.social thinks they’re pizza.
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nachos, with their corn tortilla base, are actually a far more unique food type than either pizza or pasta. Cheese melted on top of bread is like 40% of European food. The other 60 is noodles in sauce.
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BYU now 2-0 in dessert-related matchups this postseason with wins over Georgia Tech and Penn State
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BYU now 2-0 in dessert-related matchups this postseason with wins over Georgia Tech and Penn State
Refuse to believe this is not an Onion headline. If every single podcaster agreed with me on anything I would walk into the ocean
UFC Fighter Claims He’s Been Vindicated for His Praise of Hitler by ‘Every Single Podcaster’: ‘Sucks to Be Right’
UFC Fighter Claims He’s Been Vindicated for His Praise of Hitler by ‘Every Single Podcaster’: ‘Sucks to Be Right’
UFC star Bryce Mitchell believes he's been vindicated for his previous praise of Adolf Hitler in a wildly hateful rant from earlier in the year.
The post UFC Fighter Claims He’s Been Vindicated for His Praise of Hitler by ‘Every Single Podcaster’: ‘Sucks to Be Right’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Refuse to believe this is not an Onion headline. If every single podcaster agreed with me on anything I would walk into the ocean
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
Hey friends I've been doing family Christmas stuff all day and it was great but anyways did Miami really beat Texas A&M 10 to fucking 3
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hey friends I've been doing family Christmas stuff all day and it was great but anyways did Miami really beat Texas A&M 10 to fucking 3
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THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING LIKE A COWARD VENABLES.
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING LIKE A COWARD VENABLES.
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Listen, I say this as an OU alum. OU making the playoff and losing the first game is a time honoured tradition. If anything this only confirms the committee got it right.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Listen, I say this as an OU alum. OU making the playoff and losing the first game is a time honoured tradition. If anything this only confirms the committee got it right.
That was maybe the worst unaffected punt I've ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
That was maybe the worst unaffected punt I've ever seen
Listen, I say this as an OU alum. OU making the playoff and losing the first game is a time honoured tradition. If anything this only confirms the committee got it right.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Listen, I say this as an OU alum. OU making the playoff and losing the first game is a time honoured tradition. If anything this only confirms the committee got it right.
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