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casting my pearls before swine
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I am once again asking you to send me money to arrange pixels for you
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!

(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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still working hard on y'all's commissions <3 thank you all so much for your patronage.

This is a piece I finished recently and I'm really pleased with how it came out.

DM me if you're interested in commissioning art from me!
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
had a buddy whose instagram was _under_score__ (that’s two underscores at the end)
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
maybe it’s just me but i always thought rotting and resting were different.

i’m happy to spend all day in bed resting. rotting (to/for me) is when it’s my mental making the choice for me. for me it’s about intent
I really really really really dislike the new thing of calling staying in bed or being non-productive “rotting”.
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Steam store tags for games featuring "perma death" lmao
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The kind of person who's not like, undeniably an egg or anything, but if they did come out as trans, well, it wouldn't exactly surprise you, y'know?
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Im so sleepy i could sleep

*goes back to sleep*
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
have you even said thanksgiving once?
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
they have this argument every day over on threads. threads: the “should babies be allowed on planes?” website
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Completing the musical prank, nearly all compositions that evening were funeral dirges
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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This reminds me of the Valentine's Day when a local theater advertised "An Evening of Romantic Music" but failed to emphasize it was music from the Romantic Period.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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do you
Remember a time
When my tummy

Did not hurt
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i’ve developed this cheat sheet for a LONG time on socials: don’t leave a reply.

hope this helps anyone who needs it
A guide for not being annoying online:

1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply

2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply

3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply

Hope this helps!
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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You should be able to order a cigarette off the McDonald's dollar menu
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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We should be able to submit requests to other people’s therapists like a DJ
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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big news: it's Ice Cream Friday! Ice Cream Friday is a holiday, celebrated weekly on Friday, in honor of Friday. and also ice cream. you celebrate it by eating ice cream. on a Friday. any questions
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Intense "im girl" moment
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM