have you even said thanksgiving once?
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
have you even said thanksgiving once?
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It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
they have this argument every day over on threads. threads: the “should babies be allowed on planes?” website
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
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Completing the musical prank, nearly all compositions that evening were funeral dirges
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Completing the musical prank, nearly all compositions that evening were funeral dirges
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This reminds me of the Valentine's Day when a local theater advertised "An Evening of Romantic Music" but failed to emphasize it was music from the Romantic Period.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This reminds me of the Valentine's Day when a local theater advertised "An Evening of Romantic Music" but failed to emphasize it was music from the Romantic Period.
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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do you
Remember a time
When my tummy
Did not hurt
Remember a time
When my tummy
Did not hurt
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
do you
Remember a time
When my tummy
Did not hurt
Remember a time
When my tummy
Did not hurt
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i’ve developed this cheat sheet for a LONG time on socials: don’t leave a reply.
hope this helps anyone who needs it
hope this helps anyone who needs it
A guide for not being annoying online:
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i’ve developed this cheat sheet for a LONG time on socials: don’t leave a reply.
hope this helps anyone who needs it
hope this helps anyone who needs it
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You should be able to order a cigarette off the McDonald's dollar menu
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You should be able to order a cigarette off the McDonald's dollar menu
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We should be able to submit requests to other people’s therapists like a DJ
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We should be able to submit requests to other people’s therapists like a DJ
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big news: it's Ice Cream Friday! Ice Cream Friday is a holiday, celebrated weekly on Friday, in honor of Friday. and also ice cream. you celebrate it by eating ice cream. on a Friday. any questions
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
big news: it's Ice Cream Friday! Ice Cream Friday is a holiday, celebrated weekly on Friday, in honor of Friday. and also ice cream. you celebrate it by eating ice cream. on a Friday. any questions
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Intense "im girl" moment
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Intense "im girl" moment
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Thanks @dotsandlines.bsky.social for the HT
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cc @niais.bsky.social
Thanks @dotsandlines.bsky.social for the HT
🧪 🔭
October 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you're horrified by this, complete the survey.
cc @niais.bsky.social
Thanks @dotsandlines.bsky.social for the HT
🧪 🔭
cc @niais.bsky.social
Thanks @dotsandlines.bsky.social for the HT
🧪 🔭
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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my doc says I have hypochondria real bad and may die from it
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
my doc says I have hypochondria real bad and may die from it
just got back from the discourse and i have new homework for everyone: go read a book
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just got back from the discourse and i have new homework for everyone: go read a book
this is an impossible task. probably “i can’t. i simply can’t” from the movie if im honest
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
this is an impossible task. probably “i can’t. i simply can’t” from the movie if im honest
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All-timer wikipedia article
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
All-timer wikipedia article
lmao my old store 1000% would’ve criminal trespassed her by now
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
lmao my old store 1000% would’ve criminal trespassed her by now
unpopular opinion but artificial sweeteners offend me as a concept. not in a seed oil way
diet mountain dew offends me as a concept
What’s the worst soda?
September 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
unpopular opinion but artificial sweeteners offend me as a concept. not in a seed oil way