Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
Wait, so in the GDT Frankenstein he reanimates the creature by supercharging its lymphatic system and it gains a healing factor?
MY lymphatic system got supercharged by COVID, and we call that mast cell activation syndrome. It certainly is not cool.
MY lymphatic system got supercharged by COVID, and we call that mast cell activation syndrome. It certainly is not cool.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Wait, so in the GDT Frankenstein he reanimates the creature by supercharging its lymphatic system and it gains a healing factor?
MY lymphatic system got supercharged by COVID, and we call that mast cell activation syndrome. It certainly is not cool.
MY lymphatic system got supercharged by COVID, and we call that mast cell activation syndrome. It certainly is not cool.
Do I like anything GDT has done? 🤔🤔🤔
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Do I like anything GDT has done? 🤔🤔🤔
If he's got a Wolverine level healing factor, why's he got necrotic skin on his face?
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If he's got a Wolverine level healing factor, why's he got necrotic skin on his face?
Oh hey, finally dawned on me that "The World's Most Dangerous Game" refers to the humans being hunted, not the act of hunting them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh hey, finally dawned on me that "The World's Most Dangerous Game" refers to the humans being hunted, not the act of hunting them.
Also I can't get over just how much he looks like one of the engineers from (Alien) Prometheus
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Also I can't get over just how much he looks like one of the engineers from (Alien) Prometheus
Oscar Isaac is really channeling Raul Julia in this
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oscar Isaac is really channeling Raul Julia in this
Don't live your life in such a way that your favorite child someday says this about you
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Don't live your life in such a way that your favorite child someday says this about you
There's a superhero media reviewer that keeps referring to James Gunn by first name alone, and buddy c'mon, be a little more profesh
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There's a superhero media reviewer that keeps referring to James Gunn by first name alone, and buddy c'mon, be a little more profesh
I think the biggest burn Google can hand out is when you search for a celebrity via Google Lens and it throws up the "searches for people are limited." warning.
*points and laughs at Rapaport*
*points and laughs at Rapaport*
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I think the biggest burn Google can hand out is when you search for a celebrity via Google Lens and it throws up the "searches for people are limited." warning.
*points and laughs at Rapaport*
*points and laughs at Rapaport*
Who was the first major character death in Marvel? Was it Jean? Gwen? Mimic doesn't count
Cyclops has been believing that Jean Grey is dead (she's in Europe, thinking he's dead) and feels guilty that he's not mourning her. He feels deep down he already lost her in the shuttle crash and everything else has been a grace period at best. He's dating Colleen Wing now, it seems.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Who was the first major character death in Marvel? Was it Jean? Gwen? Mimic doesn't count
Wait! An amazing Predator pitch just hit me
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wait! An amazing Predator pitch just hit me
No joke, the Pat O'Conner Tag Tourney is one of my favorite old school events. It's like a real life Street Fighter tournament!
Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time WCW hired two Jersey/Philly wrestlers to portray a South African apartheid military tag team. 🤼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
No joke, the Pat O'Conner Tag Tourney is one of my favorite old school events. It's like a real life Street Fighter tournament!
I'm most upset because I've been saying for almost a decade that he shouldn't be in that house alone
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm most upset because I've been saying for almost a decade that he shouldn't be in that house alone
Looks like the stairs finally got my dad.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Looks like the stairs finally got my dad.
J has locked herself out of her car at the Waffle House in Indy, two hours away *sigh*
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
J has locked herself out of her car at the Waffle House in Indy, two hours away *sigh*
Slightly worried I'm on night two of coughing fits after my supervisor Clorox wiped the entire office yesterday.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Slightly worried I'm on night two of coughing fits after my supervisor Clorox wiped the entire office yesterday.
My big realization about the culture of rot (I refuse to use Doctorow's nonsense word) is when we had to replace our microwave and I discovered all microwaves now get made in the same factory.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My big realization about the culture of rot (I refuse to use Doctorow's nonsense word) is when we had to replace our microwave and I discovered all microwaves now get made in the same factory.
The Disney channel Zombies movie series always confuses me. The order they introduce new monster kids bugs me.
1. Zombies (sure, no brainer)
2. Werewolves (makes sense, history of teenage werewolfs)
3. Aliens (??)
4. Vampires (after aliens?!? Including daywalkers?)
1. Zombies (sure, no brainer)
2. Werewolves (makes sense, history of teenage werewolfs)
3. Aliens (??)
4. Vampires (after aliens?!? Including daywalkers?)
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Disney channel Zombies movie series always confuses me. The order they introduce new monster kids bugs me.
1. Zombies (sure, no brainer)
2. Werewolves (makes sense, history of teenage werewolfs)
3. Aliens (??)
4. Vampires (after aliens?!? Including daywalkers?)
1. Zombies (sure, no brainer)
2. Werewolves (makes sense, history of teenage werewolfs)
3. Aliens (??)
4. Vampires (after aliens?!? Including daywalkers?)
Saw someone mention "Charlie Chaplin's Steamboat Bill Jr." and my brain turned off to protect me
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Saw someone mention "Charlie Chaplin's Steamboat Bill Jr." and my brain turned off to protect me
Two things about this strip
1. The lettering is beeeee-yoooo-ti-ful! There's so much character in every letter!
2. "Follow Charlie Chan in the Colored Comic Section Every Sunday" is such a loaded sentence
1. The lettering is beeeee-yoooo-ti-ful! There's so much character in every letter!
2. "Follow Charlie Chan in the Colored Comic Section Every Sunday" is such a loaded sentence
"Charlie Chan" by Alfred Andriola, 1938-1942
January 11th, 1939 as seen in the Evening Star
January 11th, 1939 as seen in the Evening Star
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Two things about this strip
1. The lettering is beeeee-yoooo-ti-ful! There's so much character in every letter!
2. "Follow Charlie Chan in the Colored Comic Section Every Sunday" is such a loaded sentence
1. The lettering is beeeee-yoooo-ti-ful! There's so much character in every letter!
2. "Follow Charlie Chan in the Colored Comic Section Every Sunday" is such a loaded sentence
I bought Guitar Hero before going to the arena for Smackdown (which I ended up working!) It got me through mourning Eddy's death later in the week.
Two decades of living-room jam sessions with plastic instruments: today marks the 20th anniversary of the original Guitar Hero
a person playing a guitar in a video game with a krank amplifier in the background
Alt: an animated GIF of a game character playing guitar with notes scrolling towards the screen
(Is this from the original Guitar Hero in 2005? No idea)
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I bought Guitar Hero before going to the arena for Smackdown (which I ended up working!) It got me through mourning Eddy's death later in the week.
Currently 43 degrees in Urbana, IL and I have the windows open to stave off allergic coughing fits
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Currently 43 degrees in Urbana, IL and I have the windows open to stave off allergic coughing fits
Wait a second, I can't drive professionally anymore because I developed a diesel allergy from all the exposure at work. That sounds like a case of lost wages and partial disability? Could this be a workers comp case?
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Wait a second, I can't drive professionally anymore because I developed a diesel allergy from all the exposure at work. That sounds like a case of lost wages and partial disability? Could this be a workers comp case?
Now why in the world would I still be able to see this, let alone ANY post if my account were suspended? A terrible attempt!
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Now why in the world would I still be able to see this, let alone ANY post if my account were suspended? A terrible attempt!