Jolly Old St. Bustronaut
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
The 1982 DC Comics Style Guide
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The 1982 DC Comics Style Guide
They finally got back to me about what all furniture is being left at the new place! It's basically full up.
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
They finally got back to me about what all furniture is being left at the new place! It's basically full up.
Here's my pitch - Nancy Drew goes to Japan and runs into Golden Bat, she is somehow granted magical girl powers to turn into doggie Betty Boop to better track suspects
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Here's my pitch - Nancy Drew goes to Japan and runs into Golden Bat, she is somehow granted magical girl powers to turn into doggie Betty Boop to better track suspects
Just learned about "analog horror" and immediately want to erase it from my brain
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Just learned about "analog horror" and immediately want to erase it from my brain
Look Mix-a-lot, all I'm saying is "I ain't gonna cuss or hit ya" is not the grand gesture you seem to think it is
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Look Mix-a-lot, all I'm saying is "I ain't gonna cuss or hit ya" is not the grand gesture you seem to think it is
I really do love J, but I am so excited to get out of this house with all the fragrance minefields I have to walk through putting the dog to bed and making my own way to bed.
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I really do love J, but I am so excited to get out of this house with all the fragrance minefields I have to walk through putting the dog to bed and making my own way to bed.
THREE YEARS, 3! How?!?
"Colonel Gilfeather" by Dick Dorgan, 1930-1933
March 17th, 1930 as seen in the Los Angeles Evening Express
March 17th, 1930 as seen in the Los Angeles Evening Express
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
THREE YEARS, 3! How?!?
...Is Cyclops the reverse of Superman? Sans trunks works a whole lot better than with trunks for him.
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
...Is Cyclops the reverse of Superman? Sans trunks works a whole lot better than with trunks for him.
Holy memory flood, Batman!
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Holy memory flood, Batman!
The most terrible realization to round out the old year, re: CG/visual design in the motion arts
When you can do anything, realism becomes the touchstone everyone strives for.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The most terrible realization to round out the old year, re: CG/visual design in the motion arts
They keep saying this is an Elongated Man figure, but I'll be damned if that isn't a perfect Jimmy Olson head portrait.
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
They keep saying this is an Elongated Man figure, but I'll be damned if that isn't a perfect Jimmy Olson head portrait.
People really didn't like Waid's Flash run(s)? Did I swap universes or something?
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
People really didn't like Waid's Flash run(s)? Did I swap universes or something?
Reposted by Jolly Old St. Bustronaut
"Is there anything you want to paint, or change about your new place before you get all moved in?"
"What? Absolutely not! Have you seen the place? It is 100% my aesthetic!"
"What? Absolutely not! Have you seen the place? It is 100% my aesthetic!"
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Is there anything you want to paint, or change about your new place before you get all moved in?"
"What? Absolutely not! Have you seen the place? It is 100% my aesthetic!"
"What? Absolutely not! Have you seen the place? It is 100% my aesthetic!"
I think this one wins
in 1975 when I was four, an Adventures of Superman fan, and wore a Clark Kent double-breasted suit with fedora and homemade press pass around town in Windsor, VT, I used to be stopped by J.D. Salinger who lived across the river in Cornish, NH, to talk about comic books.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think this one wins
Ah, the lovely "Need my account number to sign in, but can't see my account number without signing in" Catch-22
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ah, the lovely "Need my account number to sign in, but can't see my account number without signing in" Catch-22
Last RT: Has media literacy really come to this? The text yelling at you isn't enough?
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Last RT: Has media literacy really come to this? The text yelling at you isn't enough?
Reposted by Jolly Old St. Bustronaut
The other day I learned that "Jingle Bells" was part of a sub genre of "sleighing songs" equivalent to the early 60s muscle car song fad. Nothing ever changes
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The other day I learned that "Jingle Bells" was part of a sub genre of "sleighing songs" equivalent to the early 60s muscle car song fad. Nothing ever changes
I finally figured out why I *hate* the Google AI search overview responses; If you read them, it sounds like an answer from someone who wasn't paying attention to your question and tries to come up with something related to what they thought they heard.
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I finally figured out why I *hate* the Google AI search overview responses; If you read them, it sounds like an answer from someone who wasn't paying attention to your question and tries to come up with something related to what they thought they heard.
So worried about getting my mortgage underwritten I started playing stupid phone games incessantly and buying power ups, raising my debt, and maybe jeopardizing getting my mortgage underwritten 😅
a man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretched
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December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So worried about getting my mortgage underwritten I started playing stupid phone games incessantly and buying power ups, raising my debt, and maybe jeopardizing getting my mortgage underwritten 😅
I had been chalking up my feeling better to moving desks, then realized it's much more likely I'm feeling better because I'm getting much more sleep with the new schedule.
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I had been chalking up my feeling better to moving desks, then realized it's much more likely I'm feeling better because I'm getting much more sleep with the new schedule.
I saw the Elephant Man in the theater when I was 3.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I saw the Elephant Man in the theater when I was 3.
Discover One Battle After Another is 162, so now we're watching the extended version of Green Lantern instead.
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Discover One Battle After Another is 162, so now we're watching the extended version of Green Lantern instead.