Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
That chest plate/Ultraman color timer thing was the best part of the entire movie
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That chest plate/Ultraman color timer thing was the best part of the entire movie
Heck I'd settle for looking like the creature instead of the blotchy mess of my face
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Heck I'd settle for looking like the creature instead of the blotchy mess of my face
Just say you're taking the day off in remembrance. Don't specify what you're remembering
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just say you're taking the day off in remembrance. Don't specify what you're remembering
It is, because I like the creature designs, but not much else
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It is, because I like the creature designs, but not much else
True. I'll stop 😅
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
True. I'll stop 😅
The healing factor felt like a pet theory to explain how the creature kept coming back in the universal movies
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The healing factor felt like a pet theory to explain how the creature kept coming back in the universal movies
Why in the world would they think he was the thing from the woods, and why would they think he had killed the old man when there were like 5 giant dead wolves laying on the floor?
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Why in the world would they think he was the thing from the woods, and why would they think he had killed the old man when there were like 5 giant dead wolves laying on the floor?
That was so cringe worthy, amazing
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
That was so cringe worthy, amazing
Although honestly the Hellboys are because it's a Men in Black riff.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Although honestly the Hellboys are because it's a Men in Black riff.
Ah yes, Blade 2 and the first two Hellboys
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Ah yes, Blade 2 and the first two Hellboys
There's a company that makes microwavable side dishes and they only offer their stuffing in the two weeks before Thanksgiving. It is *always* sold out.
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
There's a company that makes microwavable side dishes and they only offer their stuffing in the two weeks before Thanksgiving. It is *always* sold out.
The whole time I was thinking "I've already seen so much of this in different adaptations"
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The whole time I was thinking "I've already seen so much of this in different adaptations"
Yeah, I was pretty spoiled by the children's theatre version that ran on CBS 40 years ago that got through everything in 44 minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yeah, I was pretty spoiled by the children's theatre version that ran on CBS 40 years ago that got through everything in 44 minutes.
Appropriately like it was stitched together from disparate parts 😅
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Appropriately like it was stitched together from disparate parts 😅
The pacing is really all over the place.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The pacing is really all over the place.
I'd love to see him go full ham for an Addams Family movie
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'd love to see him go full ham for an Addams Family movie
Everyone's least favorite symbiote, Vernon
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone's least favorite symbiote, Vernon
Didn't Vernon come back at some point?
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Didn't Vernon come back at some point?