Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
Remember when Eric Stonestreet was trying to get a Roscoe Arbuckle bio off the ground at HBO?
He did interviews about how he wanted to dignify Roscoe's legacy, and how he hated "fatty go boom" humor.
Then that's all he did in the next season of Modern Family.
He did interviews about how he wanted to dignify Roscoe's legacy, and how he hated "fatty go boom" humor.
Then that's all he did in the next season of Modern Family.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Remember when Eric Stonestreet was trying to get a Roscoe Arbuckle bio off the ground at HBO?
He did interviews about how he wanted to dignify Roscoe's legacy, and how he hated "fatty go boom" humor.
Then that's all he did in the next season of Modern Family.
He did interviews about how he wanted to dignify Roscoe's legacy, and how he hated "fatty go boom" humor.
Then that's all he did in the next season of Modern Family.
Too few people talk about the Snowman that comes to life in Winter Wonderland
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Too few people talk about the Snowman that comes to life in Winter Wonderland
I saw a banner ad from Adobe promoting using their Acrobat summary to better understand a 30 page contract.
We're at the "Don't worry, our people looked over it, just sign" stage of the con, I see
We're at the "Don't worry, our people looked over it, just sign" stage of the con, I see
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I saw a banner ad from Adobe promoting using their Acrobat summary to better understand a 30 page contract.
We're at the "Don't worry, our people looked over it, just sign" stage of the con, I see
We're at the "Don't worry, our people looked over it, just sign" stage of the con, I see
At what point does a meatball become a hamburger? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
At what point does a meatball become a hamburger? 🤔
Amazing that the defendant in a divorce has to pay $200 for the privilege.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Amazing that the defendant in a divorce has to pay $200 for the privilege.
Today we discovered that, when completely empty, my car takes more than an entire bottle of window washer fluid.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today we discovered that, when completely empty, my car takes more than an entire bottle of window washer fluid.
Everyone complains about how the Arrowverse Flash show went downhill, but it gave us stuff like this, so I don't really care about the overall quality?
youtube.com/shorts/QOYWA...
youtube.com/shorts/QOYWA...
The Flash used the same actors #theflash
YouTube video by DFE Productions
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everyone complains about how the Arrowverse Flash show went downhill, but it gave us stuff like this, so I don't really care about the overall quality?
youtube.com/shorts/QOYWA...
youtube.com/shorts/QOYWA...
"Is [wrestler] a guy that sucks?"
Yes
It doesn't matter who, the answer is always yes*
Yes
It doesn't matter who, the answer is always yes*
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Is [wrestler] a guy that sucks?"
Yes
It doesn't matter who, the answer is always yes*
Yes
It doesn't matter who, the answer is always yes*
This MFer better come with an alternate shirtless batman torso/arms!
Medicom MAFEX DC Batman: Hush Ra's al Ghul & Battle Damaged Batman will preorder this month.
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This MFer better come with an alternate shirtless batman torso/arms!
Oh my gosh, Sleestak discovered the basis for the X-Men movie costume!!!
(Planet of the Vampires, 1965)
(Planet of the Vampires, 1965)
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh my gosh, Sleestak discovered the basis for the X-Men movie costume!!!
(Planet of the Vampires, 1965)
(Planet of the Vampires, 1965)
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okay team i have a question legitimately for a pal to crowdsource: what are the non-genre fiction mags or pubs taking short stories right now? like, i have a pretty good view of sci-fi/fantasy/horror places, but not for more literary fiction.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
okay team i have a question legitimately for a pal to crowdsource: what are the non-genre fiction mags or pubs taking short stories right now? like, i have a pretty good view of sci-fi/fantasy/horror places, but not for more literary fiction.
Icymi it last night, I got that amazing condo!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Icymi it last night, I got that amazing condo!
OMG you guys, this place is even better than the pictures make it seem, an offer is being written up
Holy cow, y'all
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
202 Spring Cir #0, Urbana, IL 61802 - 3 beds/2 baths
(MRED as Distributed by MLS Grid) For Sale: 3 beds, 2 baths ∙ 1546 sq. ft. ∙ 202 Spring Cir #0, Urbana, IL 61802 ∙ $179,900 ∙ MLS# 12518878 ∙ Welcome to this charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath condo filled wi...
share.google
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
OMG you guys, this place is even better than the pictures make it seem, an offer is being written up
Who was asking for a Brothers McMullen sequel?
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Who was asking for a Brothers McMullen sequel?
Holy cow, y'all
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
202 Spring Cir #0, Urbana, IL 61802 - 3 beds/2 baths
(MRED as Distributed by MLS Grid) For Sale: 3 beds, 2 baths ∙ 1546 sq. ft. ∙ 202 Spring Cir #0, Urbana, IL 61802 ∙ $179,900 ∙ MLS# 12518878 ∙ Welcome to this charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath condo filled wi...
share.google
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Holy cow, y'all
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
https://share.google/KJECOjXndroJgF1Gf
We should run a hashtag contest to fill in the doomsday outline with what it makes you think of character wise (not Doomsday)
Solemn Superman Remembrance Day
(Superman #75, featuring the death of Superman* on sale date: November 17, 1992)
*who never, ever came back.
(Superman #75, featuring the death of Superman* on sale date: November 17, 1992)
*who never, ever came back.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We should run a hashtag contest to fill in the doomsday outline with what it makes you think of character wise (not Doomsday)
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March 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My Bacon number appears to be 2
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My Bacon number appears to be 2
You will believe a Super-soldier can vomit
Could this be 1975’s Marvel new character of the year?
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You will believe a Super-soldier can vomit
I'm sorry but GAARD should have been up there with Black Racer for ironic appreciation posts in the mid 2Ks
Could this be 1975’s Marvel new character of the year?
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm sorry but GAARD should have been up there with Black Racer for ironic appreciation posts in the mid 2Ks
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Please help us get to 100,000 YouTube subscribers! www.youtube.com/@DarkCorners...
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Please help us get to 100,000 YouTube subscribers! www.youtube.com/@DarkCorners...
We stan our queen
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We stan our queen
My favorite* AI thing is that when we're rushing to print out manifests for drivers, my computer pops open Acrobat reader and immediately bogs itself down trying to create an AI overview that I will never want.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My favorite* AI thing is that when we're rushing to print out manifests for drivers, my computer pops open Acrobat reader and immediately bogs itself down trying to create an AI overview that I will never want.
I am shocked I didn't have Doctorow's dipshit word muted already
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am shocked I didn't have Doctorow's dipshit word muted already