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Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual

I used to pilot a bus

Pfp art by Lara Kim

Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
Don't live your life in such a way that your favorite child someday says this about you
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's a week into November, so it's time to post the turkey hat @downtoncrabby.bsky.social crocheted 13 years ago!
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What the heck were they thinking? This is just a confusing mess. It makes him look like he's got a chibi cat on his torso
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This year I absolutely fell in love with the Little Edie Featherly Friend from Target, but I recently discovered that last year they did a BIG Edie too!
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
High efficiency (bright) blue LEDs weren't even introduced until the late 90s. From Wiki
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How else would he bring toys to the childroids?
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think Kamen Sentai Gorider is the best thing that is likely the hardest thing to describe succinctly.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Last night watched that Frankenstein adaptation with the Bernie Wrightson Monster design. GDT directed this? At age 21?
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm sorry, I zoomed in to read the to-do list because I am genetically nosy, and this is such a mood
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There's a love statue memorializing them just north of the old factory in Ottawa, IL
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The rest of the pumpkins from the Unitarian's pumpkin-palooza yesterday. Photo again by my spouse, J
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A Halloween gift for you both
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This one, and yes
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel betrayed
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Based solely on this body language, Sonic is getting railed every night, right?
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Um, Vince... what's with the smooth neck? It's a cover, Vince!
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What white nonsense is this?
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Four of his extra hands are for playing the Circle Game (not counting a fist to punch you) he is indeed a d-bag
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Listen, honestly? Would
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A perfect example of nostalgia - your memory thinks the 1984 Secret Wars Spidey looks like this (left), but it really looks like this (right)
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ronny Cox comes with Picard's fish tank!
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Also, I owned some Zoids in the 1980s, somehow? I can't believe these are the same line!
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Wait, WAIT the Starriors toys from 1985 were ZOIDS toys?!?!
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The only Laur dump Rusty cares about
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM