Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon)
@gyrfalcon05.bsky.social
enthusiast. this ken's job is computer
profile pic is https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Falco_rusticolus_-Yukon_Delta_National_Wildlife_Refuge,_Alaska,_USA_-juvenile-8.jpg U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Headquarters, Public domain, via Wikimedi
profile pic is https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Falco_rusticolus_-Yukon_Delta_National_Wildlife_Refuge,_Alaska,_USA_-juvenile-8.jpg U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Headquarters, Public domain, via Wikimedi
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every day is a new opportunity to play video games and eat some little treats
words to live by
unironically whoever is running the Amtrak youtube account deserves a raise: youtube.com/shorts/c1vyE...
Trains Have it All
YouTube video by Amtrak
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
unironically whoever is running the Amtrak youtube account deserves a raise: youtube.com/shorts/c1vyE...
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
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Constantly cycling between the dishwasher, washing machine and dryer.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Constantly cycling between the dishwasher, washing machine and dryer.
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My take on modern etiquette is EANABs (equally attractive non-alcoholic beverages) should be offered without folks needing to request them whenever alcoholic ones are
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My take on modern etiquette is EANABs (equally attractive non-alcoholic beverages) should be offered without folks needing to request them whenever alcoholic ones are
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They should invent a city where every driver isn't trying to kill cyclists and pedestrians
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They should invent a city where every driver isn't trying to kill cyclists and pedestrians
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shout out to sensitive boys and rude girls
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
shout out to sensitive boys and rude girls
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get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
i hate to say it but somehow i'm both
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i hate to say it but somehow i'm both
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
girl are you a trade convention for combustible tobacco products? cause you're a smokeshow
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
girl are you a trade convention for combustible tobacco products? cause you're a smokeshow
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even though i know it's stupid, i yearn for a blimp filled future
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
even though i know it's stupid, i yearn for a blimp filled future
it should be illegal for the discover feed to show me posts from people i follow. if i already follow everyone i would like posts from, admit this by having it be empty
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
it should be illegal for the discover feed to show me posts from people i follow. if i already follow everyone i would like posts from, admit this by having it be empty
i am once again asking my best buy account to work correctly even once
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i am once again asking my best buy account to work correctly even once
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What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
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Make plans in advance. Start every day with a feeling of dread.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Make plans in advance. Start every day with a feeling of dread.
it is my personal headcannon that MTG went to a midnight showing of the new Wicked movie and finally figured it out
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
it is my personal headcannon that MTG went to a midnight showing of the new Wicked movie and finally figured it out
cracking open a cold one with my wife. and by cold one i mean 64 ounces of white cran peach juice
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
cracking open a cold one with my wife. and by cold one i mean 64 ounces of white cran peach juice
desperately trying to be productive but i just want to drive a virtual semi truck
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
desperately trying to be productive but i just want to drive a virtual semi truck
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There should be a holiday where you and all your friends team up to perform one high profile cheese heist
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There should be a holiday where you and all your friends team up to perform one high profile cheese heist
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Just went viral in my house (made a comment and my wife went "heh")
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just went viral in my house (made a comment and my wife went "heh")
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work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
now playing
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
now playing
me looking at vet bills: a small price to pay for my buddy
me looking at my own medical bills: it would be way cheaper just to die right
me looking at my own medical bills: it would be way cheaper just to die right
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
me looking at vet bills: a small price to pay for my buddy
me looking at my own medical bills: it would be way cheaper just to die right
me looking at my own medical bills: it would be way cheaper just to die right
the worst part about this is that i told my wife about it and she was thinking about the guys for whom chatgpt is their girlfriend, and i was thinking about the guys who have outsourced communication with their human partner to chatgpt and both of those things suck so bad
Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the worst part about this is that i told my wife about it and she was thinking about the guys for whom chatgpt is their girlfriend, and i was thinking about the guys who have outsourced communication with their human partner to chatgpt and both of those things suck so bad
okay so maybe the reason they don't want you to know this has to do with how much my gums hurt with all the little popcorns
the government doesn't want you to know but reusable silicone bags are great for making popcorn
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
okay so maybe the reason they don't want you to know this has to do with how much my gums hurt with all the little popcorns