gvonk.bsky.social
@gvonk.bsky.social
Portland
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
400 hobnailed boots, you say? Sounds about right.

@vineyarddawg.bsky.social @dawgsstats.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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President attempts to send troops from loyal regions into dissident cities while both governing chambers have been suspended is a Clancy-ass macguffin
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The stark contrast between Trump's description of Portland and the reality reported by local officials has raised questions about the true motivation behind the surprise deployment announcement.
Why is Trump sending troops to a ‘war ravaged’ Portland that local officials say doesn’t exist?: 5 takeaways
The stark contrast between Trump's description of Portland and the reality reported by local officials has raised questions about the true motivation behind the surprise deployment announcement.
www.oregonlive.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Frankly, ICE being dissolved should become the most conservative position allowed in democratic politics.
September 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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the whole “beat your kids into success” idea is insane and anyone who subscribes to that idea should never have kids or be allowed near them really
Saw a pro spanking kids person on here and I’m not trying to judge but the reasoning of “I spanked my kid and they managed to become successful” strikes me as roughly the same logic of “my kid got attacked by a dog and turned out alright”, like yeah maybe but what the fuck you correlating here?
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
70s agent: “Shel, you’ve done it. Songs, cartoons, now children’s books. This Giving Tree shit will be on every kid’s shelf before they can fingerpaint. What’re you thinking for the back cover?”

Shel Silverstein, fully nude, taking a huge bong rip: “Jeffrey… have you ever heard of a jump scare?”
July 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Alternate Headline:

"Even the $5 billion NYC Spends on the NYPD Couldn't Prevent the Midtown Shooting.

NYC has the highest per capita level of policing in the US. But Monday’s mass shooting showed policing's limits, security experts said."

Why not go with that headline? Why not? WHY. NOT?
July 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A government that uses force while defying the rule of law is not entitled to the protections of the rule of law, nor are its agents.
JUST IN: Lawyers for Venezuelan nationals say they’re being loaded onto buses this hour in anticipation of a new wave of Alien Enemies Act deportations, w less than 24 hours notice. They’re asking Judge Boasberg for an immediate restraining order requiring 30 days notice.
April 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I find it helpful to call single-family zoning what it really is: an indirect subsidy paid to those who already own single-family homes in the form of artificially increased property values, funded by renters and first-time buyers in the form of artificially increased rent and home purchase prices.
January 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@tonysimon.bsky.social As you’re someone I remember being as floored as I was by Girl Talk’s All Day, I must urge you to seek out and enjoy the first 7 minutes of @questlove.bsky.social’s “Ladies & Gentlemen” documentary.

I’ve easily watched the intro 100 times this week.
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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In every instance, when someone uses the phrase “virtue signaling” it’s because the concept of actual virtue is foreign to them, and they assume everyone else is also an asshole and just better at faking it than they are.
January 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Feeling the urge to lowkey banish my buds back to Twitter so I can resume stealing jokes from here to post in the group chat.
November 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Took the unprecendented step of filling my phone with Netflix shows while at home, rather than going with my usual strategy of attempting it on the jet bridge with one bar of signal
November 12, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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you should be able to block people on slack
November 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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And Yet It Moves
Thoughts The Day After
www.popehat.com
November 6, 2024 at 8:14 PM