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kyle
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Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
Called in sick. Catching up on AEW
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I try to stay offline as much as possible for a weekend and come back to Cristina Ferral going to Chivas??? 😭
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Being sick on the weekend is stupid. Real dunce cap shit
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Well, that's how you start a game
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I genuinely don't know how the Raiders won 2 games.
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Halfway to the #1 pick
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My son is trying to veto my chance to watch a 2nd full Raiders game today, and honestly i don't blame him
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ok, Raiders. Go out there and lose like a champion today
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm sure feeling like shit for the past few days has nothing to do with the fact I've been eating like a raccoon who just moved out of their parents' house for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
More bowl games need postgame lore
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by kyle
do you think the Pop-Tart who escaped deserves to live?

sound off in the replies
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The strawberry Pop Tart will be sent to re-education camp
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ah, cool. Mutual aid discourse weekend. I'm gonna go do something else, thanks
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reposted by kyle
if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Will Stancil talking shit about your campaign is the best endorsement you can get, tbh
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
2026 predictions:

- Trump uses obscure slur for people from very specific European region at the UN

- Man starts AI funeral home service, subsequently arrested for improper disposal of a body

- Walmart sports betting app

- State attempts to secede

- Right winger tries to 86 the Pope, fails
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sometimes I make a post just for my amusement and if someone laughs it's a fantastic bonus. This year I did that through the mail, and it's already paid off, lol
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tragic: You Just Remembered That You Promised Your Son You Would Take Him to Spend His Gift Card Tonight
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Violence and genocide have always been "American values"
On Dec 26, 1862, the largest mass execution in US history took place under the orders of Abraham Lincoln. 38 Dakota warriors were hanged in Mankato, MN. Their people had been dispossessed by settlers and were starving.
+2 more men were captured and killed later. #Dakota38+2
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I could have just stayed home and pet the creatures instead of coming here and staring at that tiny clock in the corner of my monitor
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tried to calculate where payday was in relation to today and my brain completely locked up
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am going to start burying my extravagant wealth beneath the shed, like my dog
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Boxing Day, when we fight our boss
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
We've reached the "oh, damn it, I have to work tomorrow" stage of the evening
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM