kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
· Jan 23
Never doing another re-introduction post. New followers will just have to read 4,000+ posts if they want all the lore
Look, I'm not gonna post the Nathan Explosion "I need a hundred beers" meme, but just know that I definitely need a hundred beers, give or take, right now
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Look, I'm not gonna post the Nathan Explosion "I need a hundred beers" meme, but just know that I definitely need a hundred beers, give or take, right now
IF YOU GET A SUSPICIOUS EMAIL YOU CAN JUST DELETE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL AND ASK ME ABOUT IT
One of my coworkers' email got hacked and sent emails to possibly thousands of other people, so my day will now consist of answering the phone to tell all those people to just delete the email
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
IF YOU GET A SUSPICIOUS EMAIL YOU CAN JUST DELETE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL AND ASK ME ABOUT IT
One of my coworkers' email got hacked and sent emails to possibly thousands of other people, so my day will now consist of answering the phone to tell all those people to just delete the email
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
One of my coworkers' email got hacked and sent emails to possibly thousands of other people, so my day will now consist of answering the phone to tell all those people to just delete the email
Happy birthday, @thombomb816.bsky.social! Hope you have a great day, and one of these days we'll have to meet up at a Current game or something
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Happy birthday, @thombomb816.bsky.social! Hope you have a great day, and one of these days we'll have to meet up at a Current game or something
Talk to me about the new Converge or leave me alone
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Talk to me about the new Converge or leave me alone
10 day streak, yay
🐂 Animal #928 🐀
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 10 | Avg. Guesses: 8.8
metazooa.com
#metazooa
🐂 Animal #928 🐀
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 10 | Avg. Guesses: 8.8
metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
10 day streak, yay
🐂 Animal #928 🐀
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 10 | Avg. Guesses: 8.8
metazooa.com
#metazooa
🐂 Animal #928 🐀
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 10 | Avg. Guesses: 8.8
metazooa.com
#metazooa
Trying to explain curling scoring to my wife
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Trying to explain curling scoring to my wife
It might be cool to stop getting nosebleeds today. Maybe not, but I would like to try it out
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It might be cool to stop getting nosebleeds today. Maybe not, but I would like to try it out
First, I want to acknowledge that nobody in the world is going to care about what I'm going to say here.
Second, lol, hell yeah
🌎 Feb 12, 2026 🌍
🔥 8 | Avg. Guesses: 11.88
🟩 = 1
globle-game.com
#globle
Second, lol, hell yeah
🌎 Feb 12, 2026 🌍
🔥 8 | Avg. Guesses: 11.88
🟩 = 1
globle-game.com
#globle
Globle
Use your geography knowledge to figure out the mystery country in as few guesses as possible!
globle-game.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
First, I want to acknowledge that nobody in the world is going to care about what I'm going to say here.
Second, lol, hell yeah
🌎 Feb 12, 2026 🌍
🔥 8 | Avg. Guesses: 11.88
🟩 = 1
globle-game.com
#globle
Second, lol, hell yeah
🌎 Feb 12, 2026 🌍
🔥 8 | Avg. Guesses: 11.88
🟩 = 1
globle-game.com
#globle
I miss my ska friends
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I miss my ska friends
I guess I'm slacking today
🐞 Animal #927 🐙
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟩
🔥 9 | Avg. Guesses: 8.9
metazooa.com
#metazooa
🐞 Animal #927 🐙
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟩
🔥 9 | Avg. Guesses: 8.9
metazooa.com
#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I guess I'm slacking today
🐞 Animal #927 🐙
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟩
🔥 9 | Avg. Guesses: 8.9
metazooa.com
#metazooa
🐞 Animal #927 🐙
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟩
🔥 9 | Avg. Guesses: 8.9
metazooa.com
#metazooa
I got blocked by someone today, if you want to know how "toned down Kyle" posts work
Probably gonna have to sanitize this account for the job application process, so if you have any spicy Kyle favorites that you want to cancel me with later, you better screenshot them now
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I got blocked by someone today, if you want to know how "toned down Kyle" posts work
Told my coworkers if my car gets done early enough that I would come in tomorrow afternoon, because while I have never lied on bluesky, I have no problem with lying to these jackoffs
February 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Told my coworkers if my car gets done early enough that I would come in tomorrow afternoon, because while I have never lied on bluesky, I have no problem with lying to these jackoffs
Reposted by kyle
A statement from Rainbow Devils concerning Sir Jim Ratcliffe's comments today.
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
A statement from Rainbow Devils concerning Sir Jim Ratcliffe's comments today.
I definitely do not have the capacity to follow competitive ice skating in a way that I can keep track of who the creeps, weirdos, and assholes are, so I am thankful for all of you who have me covered
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I definitely do not have the capacity to follow competitive ice skating in a way that I can keep track of who the creeps, weirdos, and assholes are, so I am thankful for all of you who have me covered
He really will just do anything for a shiny little trinket, huh?
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
He really will just do anything for a shiny little trinket, huh?
Reposted by kyle
🎶 Out by the West Texas town of El Paso
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🎶 Out by the West Texas town of El Paso
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
I don't have to work tomorrow (yay)
Because I'm dropping my car off at the shop (boo)
Because I'm dropping my car off at the shop (boo)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I don't have to work tomorrow (yay)
Because I'm dropping my car off at the shop (boo)
Because I'm dropping my car off at the shop (boo)
All you can trust in this world is yourself and the album Deliverance by Corrosion of Conformity
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
All you can trust in this world is yourself and the album Deliverance by Corrosion of Conformity
Gallup favorability is at an all-time low
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gallup favorability is at an all-time low
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Reposted by kyle
cause im
pam bondi
check it and see
protecting pedos
cause the dow is up three
pam bondi
check it and see
protecting pedos
cause the dow is up three
Pam Bondi starts ranting about the DOW and S&P in the middle of questions about the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
cause im
pam bondi
check it and see
protecting pedos
cause the dow is up three
pam bondi
check it and see
protecting pedos
cause the dow is up three
Wow, who knew that Gene Simmons was a piece of shit? (Everybody raises their hand) Ah, ok, carry on, then
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wow, who knew that Gene Simmons was a piece of shit? (Everybody raises their hand) Ah, ok, carry on, then
Probably gonna have to sanitize this account for the job application process, so if you have any spicy Kyle favorites that you want to cancel me with later, you better screenshot them now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Probably gonna have to sanitize this account for the job application process, so if you have any spicy Kyle favorites that you want to cancel me with later, you better screenshot them now