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Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
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My "Not involved in pepper spraying children" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Slept 11 hours, still feel like shit 👍
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is it good when you try to open an Excel file on a CD-R and your disc drive starts making the same noise as a single-engine airplane?
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe the last time I bump this. Get on the list while there's still time
Yeah, so, 2025 has sucked ass for everyone, and I'm in a good mood today, so as a service to you, my beloved followers, if you could use some cheer for the end of the year, fill out this form and I will mail you a holiday card. I surely will regret this, so act fast

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Holiday Card from Kyle
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November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not in the mood for the democratic party today, so call me if something else happens on here that i need to be aware of
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The news just keeps getting worse and worse
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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All we are is all we have

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November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ok, before my posts trend further into things can could be a reason for me to get a knock on the door, I'm going to log off and go do something more useful with my time, like pissing on a downed power line
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Today, like yesterday, tomorrow, and every day before and after, the universal truth remains the same that we are all we have.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Elected democracts log the fuck off and go scream at your coworkers until they cry challenge
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In a strap match
eddie kingston should primary chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm just saying, if the news was reporting that every Home Depot, Lowes, Menards, and whatever other hardware stores are around were suddenly sold out of pitchforks, that might start getting the point across
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Atlanta absolutely needed an NWSL team, and I'm so happy they're finally getting one
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If they don't get Schumer out the fucking door at the very next opportunity I'm taking back all the nice things I said about New York after the Mamdani election
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A lot of you are feeling disappointed in your democratic senators right now, but i can't relate because it's impossible for me to think any less of the two piles of wasted chromosomes that make up Nebraska's senate duo
March 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hmmm, I came home and it appears Schumer is going to piss it down his leg, as usual. Maybe I should go back to KC to reverse this
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Coming home from the west coast with a W
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Abolish 4th quarters
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Freezing my ass off at Swope Park
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Indiana survives
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hoosiers?
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM