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Feels like we hadn’t even finished roasting Icarus Aviation and now this. We’re getting a new Torment Nexus every week.
Screenshot of the website for something called Icarus Aviation. Photo of a plane and the text “JOIN THE ICARUS EXPERIENCE”
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i dunno john what do you think
King Friday is a proud ruler who attended King and Queen school when he was young. He often finds himself busy with his various kingly duties. He is known to create outrageous and somewhat-random rules within his kingdom and expects everyone to obey his every commands
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Relatedly, and equally pervertedly, I discovered this dish of raw shrimp + burrata + black truffles on a layover in Rome and it also slaps.
Italian menu for “Angelino” restaurant in Rome Gamberi rossi crudi con burrata di Andria e tariuo nero Burrata cheese with raw red shrimps and black truffles Photo of red raw shrimp with burrata and truffles
October 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Twitter post from @grosdoriane in 2019: This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
September 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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For me it’s a tie with this one
Cheating death with Dr Stephen t Colbert, DFA
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Text: this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family Image: Caucasian couple and their kid having the time of their life riding a jet ski
September 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Gusto TV? FIRST AGAINST THE WALL COMRADES
Cineverse owns or programs the following brands for either its namesake streaming service, or standalone services and apps, as of 2023.[43] AsianCrush The Bob Ross Channel Comedy Dynamics (The Nacelle Company) CONtv (now Midnight Pulp) Docurama Dog Whisperer Channel The Dove Channel El Rey Network The Elvis Presley Channel EntrepreneurTV Fandor First Responders Network Gusto TV Insight TV Maverick Black Cinema MeatEater TV
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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meme car salesman *slaps roof* this bad boy can fit so much fucking electability in it car says “weapons shipment”
August 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Four panel webcomic: “Your coffee, sir” “Thanks, bro” Coffee cup: “ATTENTION CHAUD!” “What the!” “You’re the choad, butthole coffee cup!!!” *crushes cup in hand* Bro gets burned all over by scalding coffee with hissing sound “AAA! AAAAUGH!”
August 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Dennis Miller in the 80s
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The back cover of The Giving Tree, featuring the most hilariously terrifying author photo you’ve ever seen.
July 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Curious.
On September 13th, 2016, Matthew Bors posted a comic titled "Mister Gotcha" on The Nib: Panel 1: A brown woman sits with her back resting on a brick wall, as she uses her iPhone to post "Apple AirPods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers!" Panel 2: A white guy ("Mister Gotcha") in a t-shirt and cargo shorts gives the woman a smarmy smirk and, with double finger guns, says "...You said on an iPhone. Heh. Gotcha." Panel 3: A black man in a suit, standing in front of a Model-T era automobile gives a pensive expression and says "Cars should have seat belts!" To which Mister Gotcha, at a 90-degree angle to the rest of the panel, says "Yes you bought one. Hypocrite much? Owned." Panel 4: A medieval peasant carrying a bundle of sticks says "We should improve society somewhat." Mister Gotcha pops out of a well, wearing a big grin, and says "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Hey, I have a crazy idea… let’s look at the reason he gave on the day he was arrested!!!

Here you go, Google is free.
“So many of the New Yorkers who were there were people who had lost loved ones in the horrific attacks the prior Saturday,” said Mamdani. “And they were making it explicit that their grief should not be used as a justification to kill more innocent civilians. That war crimes can not beget war crimes.
July 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Oh, nice, there’s a transcript.
Transcript $934 $10,000 dinner wow $10,000 $10,000 another $10,000 $10,000 a $10,000 fireworks that was $10,000 a second of flashing light $10,000 $10,000 every 24 hours we to drop $10,000 out of a plane $10,000 of $10,000 a $10,000 bottle of grape juice $110,000 plane ticket get $10,000 24 hours in Parking Spot while we were waiting for the car that we hit so we can get the person $10,000 challenge $10,000 $10,000 $10,000 $10,000 in cash $110,000 $10,000 and $122,000
May 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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This is beautiful, and also my brain is broken so I couldn’t help but see Zorak…
Image of Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to coast
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I was just wondering what Bsky’s earliest mention in my inbox would be and, turns out, it was December 2019, also The Verge.

This place has come a long way since then! 🎉
Excerpt from The Verge newsletter in 2019: Yesterday, people on Twitter did what people on Twitter do best: be angry at Twitter. Specifically, CEO Jack Dorsey said that he would fund a team of five whole people to conduct research into a decentralized version of its platform, called Bluesky. Reactions were, as they say, mixed. We’ll have much more to say about this in the days and weeks ahead. Right now, Dorsey’s proposal is more like a promise to find some people who will think about whether to make a proposal. It’s all so vague and yet the reaction from people I generally agree with is so angry that I need to take a beat and think about it.
November 14, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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“Listen up…”
John Malkovich as Cyrus Grissom in Con Air, pictured pointing his gun at Cameron Poe’s daughter’s stuffed bunny.
November 14, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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That ratio seems to hold true in an unscientific check of my library system, where I requested they order it for us as soon as I found the ISBN back in August(?).
Hard copy book: 5 holds on 3 copies Ebook: 6 holds on 1 copy Audiobook: 10 holds on 3 copies
November 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Streisand Effecting himself just four days after the last one, too. It’s just… so beautiful.
November 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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October 8, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Oh thank god
September 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Best alternate ending of all time
Tom Hanks at the crossroads in the final scene of Cast Away
June 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM