G. Wolf
@gregoryjwolf.bsky.social
Data person, Yinzer #H2P #COYS #Rstats
📍South Philly
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Won some silverware this weekend!
I’ve scored a lot of goals in my life but I don’t think any have felt better than my stoppage time winner in the Icarus Cup final.
I’ve scored a lot of goals in my life but I don’t think any have felt better than my stoppage time winner in the Icarus Cup final.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Won some silverware this weekend!
I’ve scored a lot of goals in my life but I don’t think any have felt better than my stoppage time winner in the Icarus Cup final.
I’ve scored a lot of goals in my life but I don’t think any have felt better than my stoppage time winner in the Icarus Cup final.
Don't think yesterday could realistically have gone any worse for Frank (other than things really unravelling at 3-0). To go in with that approach in that fixture and for it fail so badly is an instant deal-breaker for a lot of fans. Esp as the players looked so uncommitted.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am only now realizing this is why the Pirates AA affiliate in Altoona is call the Curve
It’s a damn shame you can’t see the Altoona horseshoe curve from the highway
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am only now realizing this is why the Pirates AA affiliate in Altoona is call the Curve
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The people who built the tech destroying society are antisocial weirdos, which is why their products are socially corrosive. But as tools have advanced, incidental pro-social functions (Facebook as Rolodex, Twitter as news hub) have decayed and it’s just “you consume slop, you talk to computer” etc.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The people who built the tech destroying society are antisocial weirdos, which is why their products are socially corrosive. But as tools have advanced, incidental pro-social functions (Facebook as Rolodex, Twitter as news hub) have decayed and it’s just “you consume slop, you talk to computer” etc.
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Paul Skenes wins NL Cy Young unanimously! Pirates added Tommy Pham as their big free agent acquisition last year!
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Paul Skenes wins NL Cy Young unanimously! Pirates added Tommy Pham as their big free agent acquisition last year!
When I was in first grade I had a spelling test featuring the word “breakfast.” That morning, I’d seen “Break the Fast” on my Honey Nut Cheerios box, so I spelled breakfast “breakthefast” and that is something I will never forget.
Just now occurred to me for the first time in my life that the word breakfast is literally Break Fast, the thing that you are doing when you eat it after not eating for roughly 12-16 hours. I'm really smart.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When I was in first grade I had a spelling test featuring the word “breakfast.” That morning, I’d seen “Break the Fast” on my Honey Nut Cheerios box, so I spelled breakfast “breakthefast” and that is something I will never forget.
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You’ve gotta admit it’s very convenient that 100 mph is basically the upper limit for how fast humans can throw baseballs. Pretty much the best argument against the metric system
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You’ve gotta admit it’s very convenient that 100 mph is basically the upper limit for how fast humans can throw baseballs. Pretty much the best argument against the metric system
Can’t believe I have to work during the Rapture tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can’t believe I have to work during the Rapture tomorrow
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The coolest thing about Pitt is since 1980, they’ve produced maybe the best defensive player all time, a top 5 corner all time, a top 5 receiver all time, 2 top 15 all-time RBs, another top 50 all-time RB, and their best season was getting slaughtered by Utah at the fiesta bowl
(1) PITT HAS RETIRED TOO MANY NUMBERS
(2) IF THERE IS ONE NUMBER THAT SHOULD BE RETIRED OUT OF ALL OF THEM ITS PROBABLY 97
(2) IF THERE IS ONE NUMBER THAT SHOULD BE RETIRED OUT OF ALL OF THEM ITS PROBABLY 97
September 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The coolest thing about Pitt is since 1980, they’ve produced maybe the best defensive player all time, a top 5 corner all time, a top 5 receiver all time, 2 top 15 all-time RBs, another top 50 all-time RB, and their best season was getting slaughtered by Utah at the fiesta bowl
Rubicon
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rubicon
GNK-Janssen-Chadli
Stambouli-Mason-Bentaleb
Fazio-Wimmer-Vorm
Stambouli-Mason-Bentaleb
Fazio-Wimmer-Vorm
Who is the most remember some Poch guys guy and why is it Benjamin Stambouli?
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
GNK-Janssen-Chadli
Stambouli-Mason-Bentaleb
Fazio-Wimmer-Vorm
Stambouli-Mason-Bentaleb
Fazio-Wimmer-Vorm
The Chivito at Fast Gourmet (RIP) in DC
Mine was in Memphis. It was about a 1” slab of smoked bologna with a crusty sauce smothered in some slaw in between the two most perfect pieces of Texas toast I’ve ever seen. Sometimes I wake up in tears after dreaming about it. It honestly may only have ever existed in my dreams. I would die for it
August 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Chivito at Fast Gourmet (RIP) in DC
Gonna need to find a new favorite player now I guess
Surely Tottenham could use a Shithousery and Dark Arts Coach, right? Get on the horn Frank and gazump!
(Also: build the statue)
(Also: build the statue)
Erik Lamela retires, joining Sevilla coaching staff
Lamela will transition to teaching Sevilla players how to two-foot tackle opponents.
cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Gonna need to find a new favorite player now I guess
Slightly diminish a band name: Serf Huron
Slightly diminish a band: They Probably Aren't Giants
Slightly diminish a band: Three Tet
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Slightly diminish a band name: Serf Huron
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Millennial men of Bluesky, my husband wrote a piece about giving up on wearing big pants and I am here to co-sign the decision
www.gq.com/story/bring-...
www.gq.com/story/bring-...
July 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Millennial men of Bluesky, my husband wrote a piece about giving up on wearing big pants and I am here to co-sign the decision
www.gq.com/story/bring-...
www.gq.com/story/bring-...
Die Hard on Ice is a Pittsburgh classic
July 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Die Hard on Ice is a Pittsburgh classic
Reminds me of one of my favorite @theonion.com pieces theonion.com/breaking-hun...
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reminds me of one of my favorite @theonion.com pieces theonion.com/breaking-hun...
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When you cross the picket line in Philadelphia this is who you're hurting
July 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When you cross the picket line in Philadelphia this is who you're hurting
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The lone season of Rubicon. I’m still waiting on season 2.
“slow” definitely works better in movies. Trying to think of slow TV that works. Probably just like Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Dekalog unless you wanna include The Wire or Mad Men or whatever
May 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The lone season of Rubicon. I’m still waiting on season 2.
Checking-in to an upcoming doctor’s appointment and what kind of scale is this, MyChart?
May 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Checking-in to an upcoming doctor’s appointment and what kind of scale is this, MyChart?
It would be great if I don’t hear phrase “awaiting further guidance” for the rest of 2025
April 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It would be great if I don’t hear phrase “awaiting further guidance” for the rest of 2025
I have watched this too many times
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have watched this too many times