Grant Stewart
@grantstewart.bsky.social
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
I just saw Julia (the autistic muppet) on Sesame Street for the first time today and was shocked by the accuracy. Having an autistic toddler represented so precisely isn’t something I expected, and it kind of hit me in the gut seeing my son behaving the same as a character on screen as he watched.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I just saw Julia (the autistic muppet) on Sesame Street for the first time today and was shocked by the accuracy. Having an autistic toddler represented so precisely isn’t something I expected, and it kind of hit me in the gut seeing my son behaving the same as a character on screen as he watched.
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
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The Long Goodbye (1973) - 1:43:11
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Long Goodbye (1973) - 1:43:11
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
Idea: a three minute debrief at the end of all live action TV shows where the cast appears to let you know what you just saw was not real and that they were just pretending.
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Idea: a three minute debrief at the end of all live action TV shows where the cast appears to let you know what you just saw was not real and that they were just pretending.
This is my style of complaining
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This is my style of complaining
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Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986) - 0:08:15
Dir. Jeff Krulik, John Heyn
Runtime 17 minutes
🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 0.57 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/heavy-metal-parking-lot/
Dir. Jeff Krulik, John Heyn
Runtime 17 minutes
🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 0.57 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/heavy-metal-parking-lot/
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986) - 0:08:15
Dir. Jeff Krulik, John Heyn
Runtime 17 minutes
🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 0.57 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/heavy-metal-parking-lot/
Dir. Jeff Krulik, John Heyn
Runtime 17 minutes
🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 0.57 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/heavy-metal-parking-lot/
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My god.
My god.
www.nypl.org
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
www.nypl.org/press/archiv...
My god.
My god.
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Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
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Nintendo should make a Fire Emblem game where all the characters are constantly smoking and it makes their stats go up
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nintendo should make a Fire Emblem game where all the characters are constantly smoking and it makes their stats go up
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fucking NO.
Hard no to this: French publisher Harlequin has told translators that their work will now be done by AI. They can ‘revise’ AI translations at much lower rate. It’s a subsidiary of Harper Collins so treat this as a test for rollout elsewhere
"Bradage de la traduction, plan social invisible : Harlequin passe à l’IA"
Faites tourner, parce qu'il va falloir se battre encore plus. :/
#traduction #IA #Harlequin #ATLF
Faites tourner, parce qu'il va falloir se battre encore plus. :/
#traduction #IA #Harlequin #ATLF
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
fucking NO.
Sunday listening
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sunday listening
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I am asking you, once again, to stop giving Mike Dukakis your Turkey carcasses
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I am asking you, once again, to stop giving Mike Dukakis your Turkey carcasses
Two full nights of Bill Orcutt!
I'm doing 2 nights in March at Roulette in Brooklyn with EVERYTHING — Guitar Quartet, Louies, How to Rescue Things, Corsano/Orcutt PLUS sets by everyone whose records I've released.
Get details and tickets now!
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Get details and tickets now!
FRIDAY 3/20: roulette.org/event/bill-o...
SATURDAY 3/21: roulette.org/event/bill-o...
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Two full nights of Bill Orcutt!
Most sincere expressions of sympathy, ranked:
1) I’m so sorry
2) There, there
3) Man, I’m sorry
4) Damn, I’m sorry
5) Man, I’m so sorry
1) I’m so sorry
2) There, there
3) Man, I’m sorry
4) Damn, I’m sorry
5) Man, I’m so sorry
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Most sincere expressions of sympathy, ranked:
1) I’m so sorry
2) There, there
3) Man, I’m sorry
4) Damn, I’m sorry
5) Man, I’m so sorry
1) I’m so sorry
2) There, there
3) Man, I’m sorry
4) Damn, I’m sorry
5) Man, I’m so sorry
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My favorite hobby is reading a nice children’s book to my kid and then finding the most unhinged review of it on Goodreads.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My favorite hobby is reading a nice children’s book to my kid and then finding the most unhinged review of it on Goodreads.
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
Bummer. Made some incredible albums.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bummer. Made some incredible albums.
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i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
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"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
This is a really good album and everyone should check it out
🌅 One Hundredfold Now in This Age 🌅 jefftobias.bandcamp.com/album/one-hu...
One Hundredfold Now in This Age, by Jeff Tobias
10 track album
jefftobias.bandcamp.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is a really good album and everyone should check it out