Holly BroLightly
@gracekellykapowski.bsky.social
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭
Angry. Like, all the time.
Angry. Like, all the time.
Pinned
why’d they call it a fupa when Fertile Crescent was right there
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BREAKING: Pedophile Deer Caught in Headlights
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
BREAKING: Pedophile Deer Caught in Headlights
sure do miss kissing. that’s the post
February 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
sure do miss kissing. that’s the post
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Muppet Fight Club
the only human is Edward Norton
the only human is Edward Norton
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Muppet Fight Club
the only human is Edward Norton
the only human is Edward Norton
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this but “arrest rich pedophiles”
watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
February 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
this but “arrest rich pedophiles”
i’m a misandrist not bc I think women are born superior, but bc we were conditioned to it by the patriarchy
February 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i’m a misandrist not bc I think women are born superior, but bc we were conditioned to it by the patriarchy
Trump is gonna be in my city today and I’m not gonna miss a chance to scream at him directly
What should my sign say???
What should my sign say???
February 19, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Trump is gonna be in my city today and I’m not gonna miss a chance to scream at him directly
What should my sign say???
What should my sign say???
if Britain can arrest a former Prince, surely we can impeach and 25th amendment the atrocity masquerading as our President
February 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
if Britain can arrest a former Prince, surely we can impeach and 25th amendment the atrocity masquerading as our President
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The only way you can begin to understand my brain is to know that I simultaneously believe everyone wants to sleep with me at the same time I believe no one will ever touch me again.
February 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The only way you can begin to understand my brain is to know that I simultaneously believe everyone wants to sleep with me at the same time I believe no one will ever touch me again.
realizing how painfully straight I am while watching literally anything with Pierce Brosnan 😭
February 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
realizing how painfully straight I am while watching literally anything with Pierce Brosnan 😭
the amount of men I know irl that could not care less about the Epstein files is a pretty good indicator of how the Epstein files started in the first place
February 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
the amount of men I know irl that could not care less about the Epstein files is a pretty good indicator of how the Epstein files started in the first place
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Dear women. The owner of Victorias Secret, Lex Wexner, was always a homosexual man who hates women. Hope that clears some things up about your body image.
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Dear women. The owner of Victorias Secret, Lex Wexner, was always a homosexual man who hates women. Hope that clears some things up about your body image.
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Alaska's time zone is so late to every party like okay At Last Ka
February 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Alaska's time zone is so late to every party like okay At Last Ka
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rose, sophia, blanche, dorothy, shaped cereal calling it golden grams
February 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
rose, sophia, blanche, dorothy, shaped cereal calling it golden grams
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some days the only appreciation I can muster for your silly skeets, friends, is a like. so if I only like something know that im high-fiving you in my heart
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
some days the only appreciation I can muster for your silly skeets, friends, is a like. so if I only like something know that im high-fiving you in my heart
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i have a theory that when you’re born you are allotted a random, finite number of “awake” minutes for your entire life and when you use them up you die. this thought keeps me up at night which is highly counterproductive
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i have a theory that when you’re born you are allotted a random, finite number of “awake” minutes for your entire life and when you use them up you die. this thought keeps me up at night which is highly counterproductive
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
currently listening to a 7 hr 45 min Feminine Rage playlist and i just think that says something
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
currently listening to a 7 hr 45 min Feminine Rage playlist and i just think that says something
how DARE you accuse me of crimes I’ve committed
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
how DARE you accuse me of crimes I’ve committed
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Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
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starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
all i wanna do is get stoned and watch hot gay men get it on
February 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
all i wanna do is get stoned and watch hot gay men get it on
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I absolutely love stealing people’s internet boyfriends.
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I absolutely love stealing people’s internet boyfriends.
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some of you are kind of mean
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
some of you are kind of mean
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Playing the new Donkey Kong game on Switch 2 is really cathartic. Just smashing shit and getting gold.
February 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Playing the new Donkey Kong game on Switch 2 is really cathartic. Just smashing shit and getting gold.
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It makes me laugh every time - take thousands of athletes, primarily 18-24, who have mostly been sheltered by their parents & coaches their entire lives, and send them to coed dorms for 3 weeks with all the other horny sheltered 18-24yos with the bodies of Greek gods. What do they think will happen?
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It makes me laugh every time - take thousands of athletes, primarily 18-24, who have mostly been sheltered by their parents & coaches their entire lives, and send them to coed dorms for 3 weeks with all the other horny sheltered 18-24yos with the bodies of Greek gods. What do they think will happen?