Grace Kelly Kapowski
@gracekellykapowski.bsky.social
Hot Mess Express™️ Only thing I’m tickling is your funny bone
Pinned
why’d they call it a fupa when Fertile Crescent was right there
high and mighty (drunk)
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
high and mighty (drunk)
my kids will say something so out-of-pocket it makes perfect sense
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
my kids will say something so out-of-pocket it makes perfect sense
making poor choices, hbu?
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
making poor choices, hbu?
wanna drink dirty martinis with a cute girly and make out bc we both taste the same and love it
August 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
wanna drink dirty martinis with a cute girly and make out bc we both taste the same and love it
thissss close to signing up for seeking arrangements dot com
August 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
thissss close to signing up for seeking arrangements dot com
me: goddamn it, how am i so hungry again?!
also me: got stoned an hour ago
also me: got stoned an hour ago
August 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
me: goddamn it, how am i so hungry again?!
also me: got stoned an hour ago
also me: got stoned an hour ago
imma fuck around with goodwill’s 99 cent Monday so hard. you don’t even know
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
imma fuck around with goodwill’s 99 cent Monday so hard. you don’t even know
Reposted by Grace Kelly Kapowski
walking out of a public toilet i just thoroughly destroyed to pro wrestling entrance music
August 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
walking out of a public toilet i just thoroughly destroyed to pro wrestling entrance music
Monday and Friday are my only days off of work. So yes, Linda, I AM going to smoke a joint on my deck. Gonna go rub one out after too
August 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Monday and Friday are my only days off of work. So yes, Linda, I AM going to smoke a joint on my deck. Gonna go rub one out after too
doing hot girl shit*
*pressing pus outta my teen’s infected finger
*pressing pus outta my teen’s infected finger
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
doing hot girl shit*
*pressing pus outta my teen’s infected finger
*pressing pus outta my teen’s infected finger
Reposted by Grace Kelly Kapowski
Facebook has Are We Dating the Same Guy groups. Bluesky needs Are We Sexting the Same Guy so we can rank his creativity like on Rotten Tomatoes.
August 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Facebook has Are We Dating the Same Guy groups. Bluesky needs Are We Sexting the Same Guy so we can rank his creativity like on Rotten Tomatoes.
friends: let us know when you get home
me: nah, I’m staying at the bar
friends: by yourself?
me: my vibrator can’t make out with me, guys
me: nah, I’m staying at the bar
friends: by yourself?
me: my vibrator can’t make out with me, guys
August 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
friends: let us know when you get home
me: nah, I’m staying at the bar
friends: by yourself?
me: my vibrator can’t make out with me, guys
me: nah, I’m staying at the bar
friends: by yourself?
me: my vibrator can’t make out with me, guys
just watched videos of a pet raven saying “boop boop” and “what the fuck”
not saying i *need* a pet raven, but i need a pet raven
not saying i *need* a pet raven, but i need a pet raven
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
just watched videos of a pet raven saying “boop boop” and “what the fuck”
not saying i *need* a pet raven, but i need a pet raven
not saying i *need* a pet raven, but i need a pet raven
sweet dreams or good morrow to the keepers of heavy things
August 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
sweet dreams or good morrow to the keepers of heavy things
if I wrote erotica, which would be more appealing?
A. Autobiographical
B. Fantasy
C. Both
A. Autobiographical
B. Fantasy
C. Both
August 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if I wrote erotica, which would be more appealing?
A. Autobiographical
B. Fantasy
C. Both
A. Autobiographical
B. Fantasy
C. Both
annnnndddd I’m drunk
condolences or congratulations I guess
condolences or congratulations I guess
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
annnnndddd I’m drunk
condolences or congratulations I guess
condolences or congratulations I guess
maybe i’ll copy my friend and start writing autobiographical smut
her stuff is sooooo good. highly recommend
her stuff is sooooo good. highly recommend
Did you know that I write autobiographical smut? It’s sexy and kinky and sometimes romantic and sad but still sexy and hot. If that sounds like something you’d like, I have 2 collections of short stories just for you!
1: a.co/d/9v43BOi
2: a.co/d/gHGQsDv
Complete Collection: a.co/d/hUOWziL
1: a.co/d/9v43BOi
2: a.co/d/gHGQsDv
Complete Collection: a.co/d/hUOWziL
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
maybe i’ll copy my friend and start writing autobiographical smut
her stuff is sooooo good. highly recommend
her stuff is sooooo good. highly recommend
my kingdom for a man who can bring the same energy to empathy that women bring to faking orgasms
August 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
my kingdom for a man who can bring the same energy to empathy that women bring to faking orgasms
tmw is the first time I won’t be taking pics and seeing my kids off for first day of school
first day of freshman and senior year and a little in my feels about it tbh
first day of freshman and senior year and a little in my feels about it tbh
August 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tmw is the first time I won’t be taking pics and seeing my kids off for first day of school
first day of freshman and senior year and a little in my feels about it tbh
first day of freshman and senior year and a little in my feels about it tbh
it’s over, fam. i’m officially at “decaf evening coffee” age
prep the MILF pasture
prep the MILF pasture
July 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s over, fam. i’m officially at “decaf evening coffee” age
prep the MILF pasture
prep the MILF pasture
Reposted by Grace Kelly Kapowski
last night my friend was like, i’m just like my mom and I can’t sit still I always gotta be doing something. I’m up and cleaning and moving things around.” and I was like, “oh not me I really enjoy sitting. sometimes people are like ‘is she dead?’ and i’m like ‘nope i’m just sittin’”
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
last night my friend was like, i’m just like my mom and I can’t sit still I always gotta be doing something. I’m up and cleaning and moving things around.” and I was like, “oh not me I really enjoy sitting. sometimes people are like ‘is she dead?’ and i’m like ‘nope i’m just sittin’”
Reposted by Grace Kelly Kapowski
An incel is just a lame with a union
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
An incel is just a lame with a union
houseguests gone. only one kid in the house. bet your ass im stoned af
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
houseguests gone. only one kid in the house. bet your ass im stoned af
my castle? stormed
July 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my castle? stormed