Michael Gorsuch
@gorsuch.bsky.social
cloud groundskeeper, amateur musician, family man, ttrpg nerd. all people deserve dignity. (he/him)
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Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated 🥤
July 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated 🥤
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Human Artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
June 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Human Artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good.
does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?
does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?
June 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good.
does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?
does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?
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I want to speak to your manager model
June 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I want to speak to your manager model
So have we entered the era yet where a front line AI customer service bot escalates you to another AI bot with a slightly better / more expensive model?
June 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So have we entered the era yet where a front line AI customer service bot escalates you to another AI bot with a slightly better / more expensive model?
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This was always going to be the endpoint for people who despise expertise. Millions of people dying of preventable disease screaming “You think you’re better than me?”
Good God, vaccine hesitancy has gone from 12% to 26% among Republican parents in the last four years.
www.kff.org/health-infor...
www.kff.org/health-infor...
May 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This was always going to be the endpoint for people who despise expertise. Millions of people dying of preventable disease screaming “You think you’re better than me?”
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you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know
May 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know
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I found him, I found the guy who's fucking up the government
May 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I found him, I found the guy who's fucking up the government
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
May 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
Never have I seen such a magnificent video before youtu.be/qf-_bRjZ38U?...
The Decisionmaker
YouTube video by KRAZAM
youtu.be
April 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Never have I seen such a magnificent video before youtu.be/qf-_bRjZ38U?...
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
sales guy throwing comic sans at my inbox is something I can work with in 2025
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
sales guy throwing comic sans at my inbox is something I can work with in 2025
Terminator 2 still looks amazing.
April 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Terminator 2 still looks amazing.
we really need dual channel social media: one mode for our nonstop crazy political takes and one for everything else (especially the dumb jokes). I find both useful, but mixing it is just exhausting.
April 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we really need dual channel social media: one mode for our nonstop crazy political takes and one for everything else (especially the dumb jokes). I find both useful, but mixing it is just exhausting.
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Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!
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Ex Inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.
It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!
boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.
It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!
boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis
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Event Horizon ... on a boat
boryanonline.itch.io
April 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ex Inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.
It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!
boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.
It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!
boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis
ugh gearing up for poor boy summer 😞
April 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ugh gearing up for poor boy summer 😞
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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Me, after jumping in a Time Machine to go talk to teen me: in the future you work as a senior reporter at Rolling Stone magazine
past me: omg that’s AMAZING. My favorite Senior? You mean I get to interview mick jagger and
Present day Swin: uh no, you don’t do any of the cool shit. You cover…
past me: omg that’s AMAZING. My favorite Senior? You mean I get to interview mick jagger and
Present day Swin: uh no, you don’t do any of the cool shit. You cover…
March 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me, after jumping in a Time Machine to go talk to teen me: in the future you work as a senior reporter at Rolling Stone magazine
past me: omg that’s AMAZING. My favorite Senior? You mean I get to interview mick jagger and
Present day Swin: uh no, you don’t do any of the cool shit. You cover…
past me: omg that’s AMAZING. My favorite Senior? You mean I get to interview mick jagger and
Present day Swin: uh no, you don’t do any of the cool shit. You cover…
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me: Should I use a rub on this meat
grilling enthusiasts group *takes long drag of cigarette*: Son, it all began on February 4 1878, when Louis Camille Maillard was born in Pont-a-Mousson, France
grilling enthusiasts group *takes long drag of cigarette*: Son, it all began on February 4 1878, when Louis Camille Maillard was born in Pont-a-Mousson, France
March 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
me: Should I use a rub on this meat
grilling enthusiasts group *takes long drag of cigarette*: Son, it all began on February 4 1878, when Louis Camille Maillard was born in Pont-a-Mousson, France
grilling enthusiasts group *takes long drag of cigarette*: Son, it all began on February 4 1878, when Louis Camille Maillard was born in Pont-a-Mousson, France
It’s weird that we have to tell each other “hey, don’t vote for narcissists, don’t vote for psychopaths” but here we are!
March 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s weird that we have to tell each other “hey, don’t vote for narcissists, don’t vote for psychopaths” but here we are!
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holy hell we are barely a month in, yeah?
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
holy hell we are barely a month in, yeah?