to show the city how powerful his quads are, Brian

and if you know it’s the behavior of an unhealthy person, and you still go along with it for any reason at all… omg are you extra fucked up. Like holy shit what happened to you?

I know this comes off as super folksy, but seriously - you gotta be pretty fucked up to read the shit he posts and to truly think that is the sort of thing a healthy person would write

I want to speak to your manager model

which one is you no way I can tell

you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know

Oh wow, it’s like retro causality or something like that? Love it

Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga