Gordy
@gordiniroy.bsky.social
Reckon so.
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Watching YouTube when you're not logged in throws up some bizarre recommendations.
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Watching YouTube when you're not logged in throws up some bizarre recommendations.
Never get less than twelve hours sleep
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Now you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Now you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Never get less than twelve hours sleep
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Now you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Now you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.
I'm a little bit under the weather so I've holed up on my sofa and treated myself to a brand new video game: Fallout New Vegas.
Granted, it's nearly 16 years old but I've never played any of the Fallout games and if, God forbid, this dangerous bout of man flu claims me I don't want that regret.
Granted, it's nearly 16 years old but I've never played any of the Fallout games and if, God forbid, this dangerous bout of man flu claims me I don't want that regret.
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I'm a little bit under the weather so I've holed up on my sofa and treated myself to a brand new video game: Fallout New Vegas.
Granted, it's nearly 16 years old but I've never played any of the Fallout games and if, God forbid, this dangerous bout of man flu claims me I don't want that regret.
Granted, it's nearly 16 years old but I've never played any of the Fallout games and if, God forbid, this dangerous bout of man flu claims me I don't want that regret.
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Imagine if you were feeling low and organised a men's mental health walk and then no one turned up.
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Imagine if you were feeling low and organised a men's mental health walk and then no one turned up.
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
You would be gutted and it would be awful for your own personal men's mental health.
-bz
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Lot of people worried about going to the World Cup in America now but as long as you don’t do anything completely crazy like help a woman up who’s been pushed over then you have nothing to worry about and hopefully won’t be executed in the street. Enjoy it! ⚽️
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Lot of people worried about going to the World Cup in America now but as long as you don’t do anything completely crazy like help a woman up who’s been pushed over then you have nothing to worry about and hopefully won’t be executed in the street. Enjoy it! ⚽️
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People don’t talk enough about how fucking boring he is.
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
People don’t talk enough about how fucking boring he is.
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Should all Children be home-schooled?
With Nick Helm.
With Nick Helm.
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Should all Children be home-schooled?
With Nick Helm.
With Nick Helm.
Just found out that you can't fast forward the adverts whilst watching ITV on delay.
Literally 1984.
Literally 1984.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Just found out that you can't fast forward the adverts whilst watching ITV on delay.
Literally 1984.
Literally 1984.
A marvellous start to the day, smashing into a pothole on a dark B-road and fitting the space saver in the freezing cold.
I can laugh about it now though. Honest.
I can laugh about it now though. Honest.
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
A marvellous start to the day, smashing into a pothole on a dark B-road and fitting the space saver in the freezing cold.
I can laugh about it now though. Honest.
I can laugh about it now though. Honest.
If you aren't already following this account, I don't know what to say to you.
There we go, my good deed for the day: boosting an already popular account to my whole 51 followers.
Not all heroes etc etc
There we go, my good deed for the day: boosting an already popular account to my whole 51 followers.
Not all heroes etc etc
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 AM
If you aren't already following this account, I don't know what to say to you.
There we go, my good deed for the day: boosting an already popular account to my whole 51 followers.
Not all heroes etc etc
There we go, my good deed for the day: boosting an already popular account to my whole 51 followers.
Not all heroes etc etc
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Mate, if you’re going to commit second degree arson, at least squirrel your cocaine away somewhere before you start.
Marion man allegedly burns down home to get rid of 'squirrel problem'
A Marion County man has been arrested and charged with arson after he allegedly set his home on fire in an attempt to get rid of squirrels.
www.ocala-news.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Mate, if you’re going to commit second degree arson, at least squirrel your cocaine away somewhere before you start.
For the first time in a long time, I'm breaking out some physical media.
I haven't used my PS4 for a good 5 years now but it'll certainly do for a blu-ray player.
I haven't used my PS4 for a good 5 years now but it'll certainly do for a blu-ray player.
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
For the first time in a long time, I'm breaking out some physical media.
I haven't used my PS4 for a good 5 years now but it'll certainly do for a blu-ray player.
I haven't used my PS4 for a good 5 years now but it'll certainly do for a blu-ray player.
I'm rather pleased with this now it's up on my office wall.
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I'm rather pleased with this now it's up on my office wall.
Fucking good question.
Once again what is the point of Starmer other than to give the Tories a rest and roll out the red carpet for Reform?
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Fucking good question.
This text. I would use this to swear in on. This is sacred to me.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
This text. I would use this to swear in on. This is sacred to me.
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I was just thinking that.
This is the Sundayist Thursday that ever did Friday.
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I was just thinking that.
The kicker is when you put them in summer camp for the holidays too.
That's proper creepy.
That's proper creepy.
If you send your child to boarding school, then you probably don't care that much about them in the first place.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The kicker is when you put them in summer camp for the holidays too.
That's proper creepy.
That's proper creepy.
I really like the film The Great White Hype. It came out in 1996 ish and hasn't built enough of a buzz for a bluray release, which is a travesty.
I always thought this frame would make a cool poster.
I always thought this frame would make a cool poster.
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I really like the film The Great White Hype. It came out in 1996 ish and hasn't built enough of a buzz for a bluray release, which is a travesty.
I always thought this frame would make a cool poster.
I always thought this frame would make a cool poster.
Chair Census Taker
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Chair Census Taker
Had a game of pool with Craig Charles off Red Dwarf. Won a point of lager off him.
Granted, this is more front page exclusive than minor interaction but I've already used up my Marc Lamarr holding the toilet door open for me anecdote.
Granted, this is more front page exclusive than minor interaction but I've already used up my Marc Lamarr holding the toilet door open for me anecdote.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Had a game of pool with Craig Charles off Red Dwarf. Won a point of lager off him.
Granted, this is more front page exclusive than minor interaction but I've already used up my Marc Lamarr holding the toilet door open for me anecdote.
Granted, this is more front page exclusive than minor interaction but I've already used up my Marc Lamarr holding the toilet door open for me anecdote.
"Smaug" The tax efficiency specialist with a fire rating.
"Shelob" Security and Waste Disposal Consultants
"Shelob" Security and Waste Disposal Consultants
"Smeagol," a chatbot app that whispers in your ear advice to greedily hoard anything shiny in your vicinity
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Smaug" The tax efficiency specialist with a fire rating.
"Shelob" Security and Waste Disposal Consultants
"Shelob" Security and Waste Disposal Consultants
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"Smeagol," a chatbot app that whispers in your ear advice to greedily hoard anything shiny in your vicinity
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"Smeagol," a chatbot app that whispers in your ear advice to greedily hoard anything shiny in your vicinity
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors
"Mithril," a boner pill
"Mellon," an app where three chatbot instances pretent to be your friends (elf mode optional)
"Cave troll," a fitness app
"Silmaril," flashlight app with 3 colors