There are also no refunds for the planned event.

T&Cs I'm afraid.

I've never understood that, I wouldn't have McAfee even if it was free.

The Great Ignorance

Jesus wept. That's genuinely disgusting.

Do they advertise asthma inhalers and the like over there?

Jesus wept.

Anyway, has anyone got a pressure washer and some industrial strength chemicals I can borrow? Downstairs bog is condemned and mother will be visiting soon.

While it still sucked to be puking etc it was nice to get some legitimate sympathy rather than rolled eyes and condemnation for being a pisshead.

Oh yeah, it was the first day of my Christmas holiday too so that's about bloody right.