henderly
@goblinparty.bsky.social
despite the persistent accusations, i'm still not sidney crosby.
i have reached the age where children's valentines are nigh inscrutable to me
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i have reached the age where children's valentines are nigh inscrutable to me
beyond frustrating that i, a grown adult, have to choose between privacy and not being treated like a fucking child just bc some people don't parent their own ugly kids
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
beyond frustrating that i, a grown adult, have to choose between privacy and not being treated like a fucking child just bc some people don't parent their own ugly kids
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no but really, how's he doing nowadays? y'know. considering.
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
no but really, how's he doing nowadays? y'know. considering.
... i don't suppose anyone has heard from german early-internet celebrity 'mr cool ice' lately?
February 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
... i don't suppose anyone has heard from german early-internet celebrity 'mr cool ice' lately?
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Hi, I’m Jashvina, I’ve covered hockey for 16 years and write a lot about hockey and social justice. I even have a book! I am trying to find my former Twitter peeps
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hi, I’m Jashvina, I’ve covered hockey for 16 years and write a lot about hockey and social justice. I even have a book! I am trying to find my former Twitter peeps
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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A Warning
Painted with gouache using my own hands and a paintbrush. It took time. I had to make decisions. I painted over and redid several parts. Its not technically perfect. It was fun.
Your generated profile picture makes me vomit #gouache
Painted with gouache using my own hands and a paintbrush. It took time. I had to make decisions. I painted over and redid several parts. Its not technically perfect. It was fun.
Your generated profile picture makes me vomit #gouache
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A Warning
Painted with gouache using my own hands and a paintbrush. It took time. I had to make decisions. I painted over and redid several parts. Its not technically perfect. It was fun.
Your generated profile picture makes me vomit #gouache
Painted with gouache using my own hands and a paintbrush. It took time. I had to make decisions. I painted over and redid several parts. Its not technically perfect. It was fun.
Your generated profile picture makes me vomit #gouache
i cannot overstate the mental health benefits of getting Dumb Bullshit tattooed on your body
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i cannot overstate the mental health benefits of getting Dumb Bullshit tattooed on your body
welcome to troutlaw country
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
welcome to troutlaw country
wait hang on did i show you guys my really fucking stupid tattoo
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
wait hang on did i show you guys my really fucking stupid tattoo
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I’ve watched this about 20 times already
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Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:
Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:
honestly my favorite part about all of this is how indignant my grandpa used to get about me pointing out that our ancestors were anti-american until they got laid.
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
honestly my favorite part about all of this is how indignant my grandpa used to get about me pointing out that our ancestors were anti-american until they got laid.
king george needed mercenaries to kill americans during the revolutionary war. my ancestors took his money, came to the states, changed their names and dipped from service to go knock up some farmers daughters.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
king george needed mercenaries to kill americans during the revolutionary war. my ancestors took his money, came to the states, changed their names and dipped from service to go knock up some farmers daughters.
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i’m queasy at the self satisfied pronouncements of “actually puerto ricans ARE americans!” as if their status as colonial subjects is something they wanted or that benefits them or shields them from racism and the particular xenophobic violence of this moment. i don’t care who is “american,” anyway.
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i’m queasy at the self satisfied pronouncements of “actually puerto ricans ARE americans!” as if their status as colonial subjects is something they wanted or that benefits them or shields them from racism and the particular xenophobic violence of this moment. i don’t care who is “american,” anyway.
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Also, @ziibiing.com has updated the standwithminnesota.com site to facilitate donating your unused Delta Skymiles to bringing people home after they’ve been kidnapped and dumped out of state
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Also, @ziibiing.com has updated the standwithminnesota.com site to facilitate donating your unused Delta Skymiles to bringing people home after they’ve been kidnapped and dumped out of state
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ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
i just got a stitch in my side from laughing, oh my god
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
i just got a stitch in my side from laughing, oh my god
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Guys I promise we do not need any more opinion pieces arguing that it’s okay to want to be thin
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Guys I promise we do not need any more opinion pieces arguing that it’s okay to want to be thin
happy new month! here's my nails!
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
happy new month! here's my nails!