henderly
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despite the persistent accusations, i'm still not sidney crosby.
i've been rocking a kn95 in public for 5 fucking years straight, but now that i'm wearing a pink one instead of black suddenly people want to know if i'm sick or if there's something going around?? yeah, dude, it's covid and it never fucking stopped
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i've been rocking a kn95 in public for 5 fucking years straight, but now that i'm wearing a pink one instead of black suddenly people want to know if i'm sick or if there's something going around?? yeah, dude, it's covid and it never fucking stopped
as we rapidly approach the end of the year i just want to make my public plea to the authorities in gävle, sweden:
just let us have this. it's been, to be nice about it, a bummer of a fucking year. it would be so cathartic to people both locally & internationally. let us burn down the fucking goat.
just let us have this. it's been, to be nice about it, a bummer of a fucking year. it would be so cathartic to people both locally & internationally. let us burn down the fucking goat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
as we rapidly approach the end of the year i just want to make my public plea to the authorities in gävle, sweden:
just let us have this. it's been, to be nice about it, a bummer of a fucking year. it would be so cathartic to people both locally & internationally. let us burn down the fucking goat.
just let us have this. it's been, to be nice about it, a bummer of a fucking year. it would be so cathartic to people both locally & internationally. let us burn down the fucking goat.
it's genuinely so upsetting to hear that alice is gone
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
it's genuinely so upsetting to hear that alice is gone
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Alice Wong, Presente. Thank you for everything.
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Alice Wong, Presente. Thank you for everything.
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this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
Reactions mounted Thursday after a woman sharing her story for the first time said that then-Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) sexually abused her when she was just 17, while she was living in a homeless shelter...
www.rawstory.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
got my appointment to get my flu and covid vaccines and i am weirdly excited for them?? i hear the side effects aren't as gnarly as they used to be but i still have a few days entirely blocked off to do nothing but eat chicken soup and play video games just in case
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
got my appointment to get my flu and covid vaccines and i am weirdly excited for them?? i hear the side effects aren't as gnarly as they used to be but i still have a few days entirely blocked off to do nothing but eat chicken soup and play video games just in case
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
every time i have to deal with a rich person is a true test of my patience and professionalism
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
every time i have to deal with a rich person is a true test of my patience and professionalism
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
nothing inspires more love and instant exhaustion like the look my sweetheart gives me right before dropping the world's worst pun
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
nothing inspires more love and instant exhaustion like the look my sweetheart gives me right before dropping the world's worst pun
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Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
every time an article like this pops up, all i can think about is how they made jimmy carter sell his peanut farm
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
every time an article like this pops up, all i can think about is how they made jimmy carter sell his peanut farm
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Trad wives are actresses selling non-nude fetish pornography to sexist men. Far be it from me to shit on a woman's hustle, though. I wish I could pretend to pick berries and get thousands of dollars from losers but I can't do the dead-inside face good enough.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trad wives are actresses selling non-nude fetish pornography to sexist men. Far be it from me to shit on a woman's hustle, though. I wish I could pretend to pick berries and get thousands of dollars from losers but I can't do the dead-inside face good enough.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
the way i stared at this and tried to figure out if tyler smith is someone famous or something
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the way i stared at this and tried to figure out if tyler smith is someone famous or something
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you wouldn’t download a hockey team
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
you wouldn’t download a hockey team
95 minutes on hold with the state and finally decided to shazam the music that's playing.
interesting choice.
interesting choice.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
95 minutes on hold with the state and finally decided to shazam the music that's playing.
interesting choice.
interesting choice.
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I need menswear guy to get into wrestling so he can talk about suits in wrestling
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I need menswear guy to get into wrestling so he can talk about suits in wrestling
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BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
accidentally got someone else's dinner delivered to my house and tbh i am judging the fuck out of their choices. like, who the hell pays for someone to deliver *minute maid* to their fucking house???
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
accidentally got someone else's dinner delivered to my house and tbh i am judging the fuck out of their choices. like, who the hell pays for someone to deliver *minute maid* to their fucking house???
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
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Big day for people who care about other people
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Big day for people who care about other people
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam