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despite the persistent accusations, i'm still not sidney crosby.
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i mean. yeah. but still, c'mon now.
coffee lid where barista has written "sad" in sharpie on the lid. (not from starbucks fyi-they're on strike and i don't like burnt tasting coffee anyways)
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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the way i stared at this and tried to figure out if tyler smith is someone famous or something
bumper sticker that reads 'i hate tyler smith' in a loopy, not-quite-cursive live laugh love font.
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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95 minutes on hold with the state and finally decided to shazam the music that's playing.
interesting choice.
screenshot of shazam, showing that a song is called 'surprise money all the time' by 2nap4sure. thw album art shows a blue haired white woman laying in bed with her eyes closed with dolla4 bills, dollar signs made of clouds, and music notes floating around her head. yellow text at the bottom of the image says "phenomenally powerful music: manifest money while you sleep"
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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summer 2024/ fall 2025
landscape photo. its summer, everything is a lush green. there is a small pond surrounded by pine trees and thick green grass. in the foreground there are purple flowers. landscape photo- same as the first, but in fall a year later. the green grass is brown, there are red leaves lining the pond in the middle of the photo. the sky is grey with rainclouds.
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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plus i get a lil peek of dick van dyke's chest hair, which is a massive bonus
a still from the tv show columbo, where dick van dyke is looking concerned at a screen. he has silver hair and a white beard, and his blue polo shirt is unbuttoned all the way, showing off chest hair.
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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i only just left this place and i am already jonesing to go back
photo of a small brown cabin surrounded by lush pine trees and yellowing bushes. smoke curls upwards from the chimney. there is a small dirt path leading to the door.
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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french police interviewing this guy and pulling out a map
screenshot from the video game "where in the world is carmen sandiego". a cartoon blonde man in a blue suit says "he planned to swim across lake winnipeg with one arm tied behind his back."
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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my pinterest updates tab reads like pennywise trying to talk me into going in the sewers
screenshot from pinterest. it reads: just trust us just trust us you deserve it all just trust us just trust us just trust us
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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tbh once i realized i didn't *have* to match both hands it really made me realize how many stupid, arbitrary rules i've bound myself by that limit my joy.
anyways: snek
manicure photo- a golden snake, surrounded by tiny stars, looping over multiple fingers, its head on the pinky and tail on the index finger. the background is a deep red.
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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oh hell yes
manicure photo- black and white design depicting a shattered night sky, with pieces broken up in angular sections like broken glass. manicure photo- the same black and white design depicting a shattered night sky, with pieces broken up in angular sections like broken glass- except the lights are off, and all the white parts are glowing a bright eerie light blue
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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happy glow in the dark mani season, featuring skull flowers
manicure photo taken in the dark- daisy-like flowers with skull centers surrounded by cobwebs glow eerie green against black manicure photo taken in the dark- daisy-like flowers with skull centers surrounded by cobwebs glow eerie green against black
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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at least my nails look good i guess
manicure photo- base color is a pearlescent white with green to orange shift, and the design on top is black outlining of flowers and ghosts manicure photo- base color is a deep (almost black) oxblood red, and the design is golden spiderwebs with tiny golden spiders
September 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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babygirl
a picture of peter falk playing lieutenant columbo. he is smiling with both eyes closed and head tilted. he looks very cute.
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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was going through old newspapers from the 1880's (shoutout to the library of congress) and found this article whose last line i have been muttering to myself all damn day
article from the 8/19/1881 edition of the morning appeal, a carson city, nevada newspaper: headline reads 'a change for the better'. below that, a sub headline: 'the presiden't stomach recovering its strength." body of the article: washington, august 19.- the president is better this morning. his physicians say he has continues to improve, and they regard the swelling of the perotid gland as about conquered. the surgeons and all others at the white house feel very hopeful to-day. the quantity of nourishment administered is being steadily increased and the stomach retains and digests it. the president's bowels are now acting regularly and naturally."
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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this is what hornet looks like to me when i am zooted
an upside down diagram of a clitoris, including the clitoral glans, clitoral shaft, and clitoral legs. the legs point upwards and are spread apart. the upside down clitoris has on a red triangular dress, and has stick legs and arms coming out of it. one of the arms is holding a very shitty rendition of the needle sword.
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"wow you sure paint your nails a lot" well i am stressed as fuck almost constantly and only nail art and intoxicating substances have the ability to make me turn off my brain and chill for a while... and my liver prefers the nail art.
manicure photo- all have hydrangea flowers, but the thumb and index finger have a sky blue base with navy details and the rest have a periwinkle base with dark purple details. all fingers have a matte finish. manicure photo- all fingers have a hydrangea pattern on them, but the thimb and index finger have a periwinkle base and dark purple details, and the rest have a sky blue base and navy details. all have a matte finish.
August 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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love when my mental image for a manicure matches the end result 🌻
manicure photo- nails are painted as close ups of sunflowers, with goldenrod colored petals and brown centers and a matte finish manicure photo- sky blue background with white plaid pattern over the top, with a matte finish
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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not gonna lie, i'm pretty pleased with this set
manicure photo- base color is holo taco's silent library (muted navy with silver foil flakes) with silver designs on top. index finger is a pair of clouds, middle finger is the full moon (craters and all), ring finger is the silhouette of a bird in flight, and the pinky is a diamond shaped star manicure photo of a thumb. base color is holo taco's silent library (muted navy with silver foil flakes). on top is a silver design depicting a full moon (craters and all) above a pair of clouds, with the silhouette of a flying bird next to it. there is also a diamond shaped star near the bottom edge of the nail.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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did my nails based on something i saw on pinterest and my s/o immediately complimented my "captain marvel nails" 😐
manicure photo. ring and pinky are a matte dark red, thumb and index finger are a matt3 navy blue. middle finger is half red half blue with a golden stripe going diagonally to separate the colors, and is also matte.
August 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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applesauce season is rapidly approaching and i could not be more excited about it
shot of an apple tree, green apples hanging off the limb amongst green leaves. the sun shines through a gap in the foliage.
August 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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logged into fb for the first time in ages and was immediately greeted with this shit 🙄
screenshot of facebook birthday list, edited for privacy. it shows that "friend who died five years ago"s birthday is today. one of the auto-recommended responses that facebook has suggested (which is circled in yellow) is "here's to another incredible year of life!"
July 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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found out smash mouth is somehow still touring even after the lead singer died and i wondered "i wonder if they just shoved a generic white guy in a loud shirt and sunglasses and hoped nobody would notice" and the answer is: yes.
picture of smash mouth- 4 white guys in the background wearing grey and black clothes, and one white guy in a red button up with tigers on it, sporting ray bans
July 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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i am straight up going to be so useless at work today just staring at my nails lmao
manicure picture- wearing holo taco's unicorn no. 1 polish (purple jelly base with red to gold shift that looks like a damn sunset) and who fingers have holo taco's gold flake taco over the top manicure photo- holo taco's purple with envy (purple to blue shifting polish) with the magnetic topper in abstracts designs in silver. imho it looks pretty galactic, partially because it changes as i move my hand
July 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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never have i ever had a plain french manicure
July 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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drunk me left sober me instructions for a manicure idea, and i love that ornery bitch so much i just couldn't refuse
manicure photo- pastel skittle manicure (cream, light pink, sage green, baby blue, and periwinkle) with white marbling (the cream nail has silver marbling because white didn't show up very well). there is also linear holographic glitter but that's difficult to photograph so you'll just have to take my word for it that it glitters with a rainbow iridesence in bright/direct lighting.
July 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM