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despite the persistent accusations, i'm still not sidney crosby.
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?

We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my mother is the only person i have ever met who sees food crafts on pinterest and actually tries them out
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
thanksgiving mani!
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
jesus took the wheel
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
few things bring me joy like seeing a tiny bird with a french fry
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i mean. yeah. but still, c'mon now.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.

Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.

The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If you think you know the puncher

NO YOU ABSOLUTELY DON’T
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
seeing goo goo dolls do a tiny desk concert absolutely made my day, though i admit a good 20% of my joy came from realizing that john rzeznik is still rocking the same haircut he had in '98
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i've been rocking a kn95 in public for 5 fucking years straight, but now that i'm wearing a pink one instead of black suddenly people want to know if i'm sick or if there's something going around?? yeah, dude, it's covid and it never fucking stopped
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
as we rapidly approach the end of the year i just want to make my public plea to the authorities in gävle, sweden:
just let us have this. it's been, to be nice about it, a bummer of a fucking year. it would be so cathartic to people both locally & internationally. let us burn down the fucking goat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it's genuinely so upsetting to hear that alice is gone
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Alice Wong, Presente. Thank you for everything.
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
got my appointment to get my flu and covid vaccines and i am weirdly excited for them?? i hear the side effects aren't as gnarly as they used to be but i still have a few days entirely blocked off to do nothing but eat chicken soup and play video games just in case
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
every time i have to deal with a rich person is a true test of my patience and professionalism
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
nothing inspires more love and instant exhaustion like the look my sweetheart gives me right before dropping the world's worst pun
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
every time an article like this pops up, all i can think about is how they made jimmy carter sell his peanut farm
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Trad wives are actresses selling non-nude fetish pornography to sexist men. Far be it from me to shit on a woman's hustle, though. I wish I could pretend to pick berries and get thousands of dollars from losers but I can't do the dead-inside face good enough.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM