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fan of solitude and chaos
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exists over by the river
fan of solitude and chaos
rhubarb purist
Plus it’s extremely fun!
Do you hate driving in snow? Have a new driver who needs to learn? Take advantage of today’s snow!
Go find an unplowed empty parking lot (schools, business parks, offices, etc) and PRACTICE!
Starts, stops, slamming on the brakes, turns without fishtailing. Get comfortable in snow!
Go find an unplowed empty parking lot (schools, business parks, offices, etc) and PRACTICE!
Starts, stops, slamming on the brakes, turns without fishtailing. Get comfortable in snow!
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Plus it’s extremely fun!
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Asking folks to look out for Alaska Natives this holiday who are still dealing with the devastation of miles & miles of their homes, villages, traditions, foods, & ways of life & their displacement & instability continues.
NEW: State officials announced a "draw down" or most emergency crews supporting the Typhoon Halong relief effort in Western Alaska will be departing the region, as winter sets in.
alaskabeacon.com/2025/11/25/d...
alaskabeacon.com/2025/11/25/d...
Disaster relief crews begin to depart Western Alaska as winter sets in, officials say | Alaska Beacon
Some work on critical infrastructure projects will continue, but the state’s focus will transition to supporting storm-impacted communities and evacuated residents through the winter, officials said.
alaskabeacon.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Asking folks to look out for Alaska Natives this holiday who are still dealing with the devastation of miles & miles of their homes, villages, traditions, foods, & ways of life & their displacement & instability continues.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Janelle Monáe
Sebadoh
Gojira
Rodrigo & Gabriela
Shellac
Janelle Monáe
Sebadoh
Gojira
Rodrigo & Gabriela
Shellac
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
They Might Be Giants
Suicidal Tendencies
Dinosaur Jr.
The Police
Tori Amos
(Bands/artists I've met edition)
They Might Be Giants
Suicidal Tendencies
Dinosaur Jr.
The Police
Tori Amos
(Bands/artists I've met edition)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Rev. Horton Heat
Neil Diamond
Toots and the Maytals
Ani Di Franco
Gillian Welch
Rev. Horton Heat
Neil Diamond
Toots and the Maytals
Ani Di Franco
Gillian Welch
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Janelle Monáe
Sebadoh
Gojira
Rodrigo & Gabriela
Shellac
Janelle Monáe
Sebadoh
Gojira
Rodrigo & Gabriela
Shellac
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A fan favorite Thanksgiving story from the Library: In 1926, Mississippi supporters of President Coolidge sent him a raccoon to kill & serve for Thanksgiving dinner. The Coolidges adopted her, instead.👇
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A fan favorite Thanksgiving story from the Library: In 1926, Mississippi supporters of President Coolidge sent him a raccoon to kill & serve for Thanksgiving dinner. The Coolidges adopted her, instead.👇
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
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Sahan Journal’s reporting on this is very good (and makes SPPD’s behavior look even worse). I feel so badly for everyone who is enduring these violations.
Family of man swept up in St. Paul raid say agents had no warrant
A day after an immigration raid outside an East Side home devolved into clashes with protesters, family members of a second man swept up in the operation say they were taunted and humiliated during a ...
sahanjournal.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sahan Journal’s reporting on this is very good (and makes SPPD’s behavior look even worse). I feel so badly for everyone who is enduring these violations.
Maybe magic will happen in the next 7-8 hours, but I’m suspecting not all of the people signed up for the 5k run in St Paul tomorrow morning have ice cleats to run in
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Maybe magic will happen in the next 7-8 hours, but I’m suspecting not all of the people signed up for the 5k run in St Paul tomorrow morning have ice cleats to run in
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
But cute frog!
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
But cute frog!
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
But cute frog!
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
But cute frog!
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
My windows sound like the tornado scene in the beginning of wizard of oz
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My windows sound like the tornado scene in the beginning of wizard of oz
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SPPD chief Henry’s statement directly contradicted by the photo beneath it. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
SPPD chief Henry’s statement directly contradicted by the photo beneath it. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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NEW: An MPR News journalist was among those hit by less-lethal munitions and taken from the scene by ambulance. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Another federal agent operation in St. Paul draws large crowds of protesters
Gov. Tim Walz said state officials were monitoring a “chaotic” situation “and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.”
www.mprnews.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
NEW: An MPR News journalist was among those hit by less-lethal munitions and taken from the scene by ambulance. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Storm update: Heavy snow (1"-2"/hour) already falling I-94 Fargo-Alexandria.
Rain (thunder?) to snow tonight MSP 6-10 p.m.
Wind-whipped snow overnight.
3" to 6" range likely MSP. (heaviest north)
5" to 10"+ central MN -North Shore.
Icy AM commute!
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Rain (thunder?) to snow tonight MSP 6-10 p.m.
Wind-whipped snow overnight.
3" to 6" range likely MSP. (heaviest north)
5" to 10"+ central MN -North Shore.
Icy AM commute!
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Winter storm update: Heavy snow and high winds increasing through Tuesday night
The season’s first major wintry storm impacts Minnesota through Wednesday morning.
www.mprnews.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Storm update: Heavy snow (1"-2"/hour) already falling I-94 Fargo-Alexandria.
Rain (thunder?) to snow tonight MSP 6-10 p.m.
Wind-whipped snow overnight.
3" to 6" range likely MSP. (heaviest north)
5" to 10"+ central MN -North Shore.
Icy AM commute!
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Rain (thunder?) to snow tonight MSP 6-10 p.m.
Wind-whipped snow overnight.
3" to 6" range likely MSP. (heaviest north)
5" to 10"+ central MN -North Shore.
Icy AM commute!
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
All I want for Christmas is someone to buy me a pumpkin pie from Costco for thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All I want for Christmas is someone to buy me a pumpkin pie from Costco for thanksgiving
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You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
www.startribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
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In four days there’s another training in St. Paul—Monarca has ramped up its efforts and has made a lot available.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In four days there’s another training in St. Paul—Monarca has ramped up its efforts and has made a lot available.
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For the past decade, conversations around autism shifted from focusing around curing #ActuallyAutistic people to accommodating and accepting autistic people. We now live in the RFK Jr. backlash, which shifts discussions around autism toward prevention
www.ms.now/opinion/rfk-...
www.ms.now/opinion/rfk-...
Opinion | RFK Jr.'s latest anti-vaccine move will cause untold harm to autistic Americans
The Trump administration is working toward treating autism as something to be prevented, rather than building a health care system that helps people.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
For the past decade, conversations around autism shifted from focusing around curing #ActuallyAutistic people to accommodating and accepting autistic people. We now live in the RFK Jr. backlash, which shifts discussions around autism toward prevention
www.ms.now/opinion/rfk-...
www.ms.now/opinion/rfk-...
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Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
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www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
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Our next bath of 3D printed whistles are in process, and we have requests to supply multiple large trainings over the next 2 weeks.
We’ll also hand out hundreds of whistles (for free!) in heavily immigrant communities this week.
We’ll also hand out hundreds of whistles (for free!) in heavily immigrant communities this week.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Our next bath of 3D printed whistles are in process, and we have requests to supply multiple large trainings over the next 2 weeks.
We’ll also hand out hundreds of whistles (for free!) in heavily immigrant communities this week.
We’ll also hand out hundreds of whistles (for free!) in heavily immigrant communities this week.
Let me tell you, Waiting For Godot was so worth it. Never mind that (what remains of) my Gen X heart was also made as full as it would allow.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Let me tell you, Waiting For Godot was so worth it. Never mind that (what remains of) my Gen X heart was also made as full as it would allow.
Never mind me I’m just looking at tapestries of unicorns from medieval history and getting pissed off at the depictions of humans killing unicorns and once again why we ruin everything cool
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Never mind me I’m just looking at tapestries of unicorns from medieval history and getting pissed off at the depictions of humans killing unicorns and once again why we ruin everything cool
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The family of one of the workers taken by ICE from Bro-Tex yesterday has set up a Go Fund Me.
www.gofundme.com/f/fn4bw-help...?
www.gofundme.com/f/fn4bw-help...?
Donate to Help Reunite Carlos with His Family, organized by Karla Alarcon
My name is Karla Alarcon Hernandez, and today I am asking for support with the heavi… Karla Alarcon needs your support for Help Reunite Carlos with His Family
www.gofundme.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The family of one of the workers taken by ICE from Bro-Tex yesterday has set up a Go Fund Me.
www.gofundme.com/f/fn4bw-help...?
www.gofundme.com/f/fn4bw-help...?