Loopy Logic
@giraffeloopy.bsky.social
Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!
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Why not help a trans Girl Scout meet their cookie-selling goals?
This link has a list of Scouts you can buy from. Each link goes to the individual's order page.
Please order from those who haven't met goal yet, there are lots to choose from. 🏳️⚧️
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
This link has a list of Scouts you can buy from. Each link goes to the individual's order page.
Please order from those who haven't met goal yet, there are lots to choose from. 🏳️⚧️
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Why not help a trans Girl Scout meet their cookie-selling goals?
This link has a list of Scouts you can buy from. Each link goes to the individual's order page.
Please order from those who haven't met goal yet, there are lots to choose from. 🏳️⚧️
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
This link has a list of Scouts you can buy from. Each link goes to the individual's order page.
Please order from those who haven't met goal yet, there are lots to choose from. 🏳️⚧️
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
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I've always loved those two top hat things giraffes have 💜. It looks so classy 🎩🎩🦒
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I've always loved those two top hat things giraffes have 💜. It looks so classy 🎩🎩🦒
Not Adam Scott!!
a man in a green plaid shirt is standing in front of a window .
Alt: Actor Adam Scott, not to be confused with Scott Adams.
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January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Not Adam Scott!!
Belly afarid.
Belly very afarid.
Belly very afarid.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Belly afarid.
Belly very afarid.
Belly very afarid.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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My best friend is having top surgery soon and could really use financial support. If you can give some please do so!!! 💖💖💖💖 I love him and he means the world to me so anything you can give would also mean the world to me.
I’m having top surgery on 4/13/26!!
I will need some financial assistance to stay up to date on bills while I am recovering, please donate if you can
Reposts/Shares appreciated!
www.gofundme.com/f/becpe-supp...
I will need some financial assistance to stay up to date on bills while I am recovering, please donate if you can
Reposts/Shares appreciated!
www.gofundme.com/f/becpe-supp...
Donate to Support My Recovery After Top Surgery, organized by Danny Kleff-MacFarland
I am saving up to help cover bills while I take 8 weeks off of work to re… Danny Kleff-MacFarland needs your support for Support My Recovery After Top Surgery
www.gofundme.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My best friend is having top surgery soon and could really use financial support. If you can give some please do so!!! 💖💖💖💖 I love him and he means the world to me so anything you can give would also mean the world to me.
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like last time (about crypto), pretty sure the discord survey about AI integration is something they'll use to show their shareholders to prove it's a bad investment. otherwise they wouldn't have had those super negative responses as choices.
you should still be overwhelmingly mean about it though.
you should still be overwhelmingly mean about it though.
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
like last time (about crypto), pretty sure the discord survey about AI integration is something they'll use to show their shareholders to prove it's a bad investment. otherwise they wouldn't have had those super negative responses as choices.
you should still be overwhelmingly mean about it though.
you should still be overwhelmingly mean about it though.
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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You know how private equity firms buy companies like Red Lobster or Jo Ann Fabrics and run them into the ground? I'd love to see them do that with an oil company for a change.
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You know how private equity firms buy companies like Red Lobster or Jo Ann Fabrics and run them into the ground? I'd love to see them do that with an oil company for a change.
Asking for future reference:
If I participate in a general strike, do I call into work and say so, or do I call in and lie and say I'm sick, or do I just leave them hanging?
If I participate in a general strike, do I call into work and say so, or do I call in and lie and say I'm sick, or do I just leave them hanging?
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Asking for future reference:
If I participate in a general strike, do I call into work and say so, or do I call in and lie and say I'm sick, or do I just leave them hanging?
If I participate in a general strike, do I call into work and say so, or do I call in and lie and say I'm sick, or do I just leave them hanging?
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![Comic. [Person looking at giraffe with disconnected leg segments attached by strings.] [caption] While tensegrity is rare in the animal kingdom, a few species, such as Buckminster’s Giraffe, are known to employ it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreied4kd3tfrssblapjuh56dvzleaasj6o6ipypmur3nfmn7rnz4zvu@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
"Hey, Margot Robbie, things really changed for you after you played Barbie, didn't they?"
Margot Robbie:
Margot Robbie:
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"Hey, Margot Robbie, things really changed for you after you played Barbie, didn't they?"
Margot Robbie:
Margot Robbie:
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The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
[To the tune of "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"]
🎵 Lose your hand on my island.... 🎵
🎵 Lose your hand on my island.... 🎵
In one of the files, it shows that a guest lost their hand on Epstein island.
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
[To the tune of "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"]
🎵 Lose your hand on my island.... 🎵
🎵 Lose your hand on my island.... 🎵
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her: you better not be the Unexplainable Noble in the mead hall when I get there
my ass:
my ass:
[0008248] 4 nobles in a mead hall, one of them can't be explained
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
her: you better not be the Unexplainable Noble in the mead hall when I get there
my ass:
my ass:
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quoting it on this one so no blocks can thwart it, this post is AI generated bullshit so please do with that information what you will (preferably just blockin or somethin i guess)
By the time I clicked to the thread and back to say "shooooot the computer", ya got blocked.
Screenshot for people's reference of deleted post.
Screenshot for people's reference of deleted post.
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
quoting it on this one so no blocks can thwart it, this post is AI generated bullshit so please do with that information what you will (preferably just blockin or somethin i guess)
Me every time I see a deer:
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me every time I see a deer:
Walking to my college dorm. Some teens walking the opposite direction, toward me. I step to the side, and one of the teens says "Fievel Goes West."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Walking to my college dorm. Some teens walking the opposite direction, toward me. I step to the side, and one of the teens says "Fievel Goes West."
Me talking to my uncooperative diagnostic code:
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me talking to my uncooperative diagnostic code:
Hey... wait a minute...
Why didn't the *shoe* float up?? 😱
Why didn't the *shoe* float up?? 😱
The weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey... wait a minute...
Why didn't the *shoe* float up?? 😱
Why didn't the *shoe* float up?? 😱
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
You've heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Now get ready for...
Now get ready for...
my skin. Needs lotion
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You've heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Now get ready for...
Now get ready for...
I was given a citation for being sus.
They were going to cite me again for it, but I showed them my bracelet that clearly said "do not re-sus-citate."
They were going to cite me again for it, but I showed them my bracelet that clearly said "do not re-sus-citate."
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I was given a citation for being sus.
They were going to cite me again for it, but I showed them my bracelet that clearly said "do not re-sus-citate."
They were going to cite me again for it, but I showed them my bracelet that clearly said "do not re-sus-citate."