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Lauren Juice 🧃
@laurenchesnut.bsky.social
100% Juice 🧃
No artificial flavors™️
They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️
A smol gay bat 🦇
IG: @LaurenChesnut 📸
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Ollo!! I'm Lauren Chesnut 💗 my nickname is Juice and I use They/Them pronouns. I live in the San Francisco bay area with my husband Noah and two cats Charlie (tabby) and Jasmine (black) my interests include musical theater, Animal Crossing, and horror movies!
My favorite crappy christmas movie might be Christmas Inheritance for the sole reason of when the love interest guy is explaining his big breakup and he legit says "Bam! Right then they start playing Silent Night" as the explanation for why he freaked out about it playing earlier in the movie lmao
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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My babygirl 🐈‍⬛️🖤

I hardly ever get good photos with Jasmine!
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Ollo!! I'm Lauren Chesnut 💗 my nickname is Juice and I use They/Them pronouns. I live in the San Francisco bay area with my husband Noah and two cats Charlie (tabby) and Jasmine (black) my interests include musical theater, Animal Crossing, and horror movies!
April 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I really didnt expect people to care about my phone cases as much as I do lmao I just thought they were fun and wanted to show them off
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mer chrissum 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Finally all caught up on Always Sunny and legit cried at the memorial clips for Lynne Marie Stewart
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
MY ADVENT CALENDER CAME!!! I'm so excited!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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it is nearly time to share the folgers incest christmas ad again
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The "I'm just a girl" meme but I'm nonbinary so it's "I'm just a person"
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Any Bettelion follow me or is it just me and @this-is-krys.bsky.social against the world? Lmao
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Y'all are (for the most part) so nice!! It's been lovely to get to chat with you all. Please don't be upset if I don't respond as I have a lot of notifications now and I simply don't have energy to respond to everyone! 💖💖💖
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who looks at this photo and thanks "aw yeah let me hit on you" lmao????
I like... pickles 🥒💙
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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You've heard of Pickle Rick now get ready for Pickle Juice 🥒🧃

(Art by @tallfroguy.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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I like... pickles 🥒💙
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
lol okay well what if I said I don't believe in god???
GOD Forbids Eating of Swine.

Bible forbids eating pork specifically in Leviticus & Deuteronomy, because pigs were considered unclean animals. This law for the Israelites and is a practice also shared by Judaism and Islam. The Quran also states that pork is forbidden because it is impure.
My side of the family always made ham instead of turkey for Thanksgiving which I vastly prefer. One year Noahs sister made ham and that was delightful. Kind of sad I won't be eating her cooking this year. Especially her mashed potatoes 🤤 it's okay though maybe I'll see of the Thai place is open
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Okay so I know about and have seen Thankskilling but are there any other worthwhile "thanksgiving" movies? My guess is no lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving specifically to the guy at the grocery store carrying an armload of at least eight bags of frozen pizza rolls, sans basket or cart
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I love that one post that's probably been copied a milion times over that goes like "Thats my emotional support 'lmao' or 'lol'" cause same man I may even have a bit of a problem 😅😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Getting a bunch of followers and still being a really small account but getting a shit ton of notifications is very weird for me. I don't typically get this kind of response on social media but the pickle phone case changed everything here lmao
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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✨️ stars in my eyes ✨️
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Jesus christ you guys like this pic even more than the pickle phone case lmao
My babygirl 🐈‍⬛️🖤

I hardly ever get good photos with Jasmine!
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My side of the family always made ham instead of turkey for Thanksgiving which I vastly prefer. One year Noahs sister made ham and that was delightful. Kind of sad I won't be eating her cooking this year. Especially her mashed potatoes 🤤 it's okay though maybe I'll see of the Thai place is open
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM