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Loopy Logic
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Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!
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The Blues Brothers standing still in an elevator. Caption under Elwood: "Me waiting until after Thanksgiving to start writing holiday cards." Caption under Jake: "Me waiting until after Thanksgiving to get the Christmas decorations out."
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Poster for the Chris Rock motion picture "I Think I Love My Wife".
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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And they were roommates
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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"Gru's Plan" meme. First panel: "We put an oval patch on the front of our jerseys." Second panel: "So our opponents can't tell which of us has the ball." Third and fourth panels: "And neither can we."
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Clouds from the opening of "The Simpsons." Photo by me.
Photo of clouds that look like the ones in the opening of "The Simpsons." Red traffic signal in the foreground.
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Even Kinney?
Warner Brothers production logo with the "WB" shield and a bar below it reading "A KINNEY LEISURE SERVICE".
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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They put in this weird-ass "Being John Malkovich" floor just to mess with us, didn't they?
The third-or-so floor of the building with very short windows and apparently a low ceiling. Also, it protrudes out farther than the other floors do.
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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"It was at that moment he realized ... he done goofed."
Video game skateboarder getting hit by a car
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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In case the emoji doesn't show up...
The flag of Russia. White stripe on top, blue stripe in the middle, red stripe on bottom.
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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"Did Tombombadil work for those people?"

"Oh, no, it never does. Somehow they delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
...but Tombombadil *might* work for *us*."
"It might work for us" joke from "Arrested Development."
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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"Something's happening!" A still from an old ABC TV promo of the words "something's happening" repeated over and over.
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"Like plants looking for fall help, so are the Days of Our Lives."
Photograph of a nursery's roadside sign. It reads: "LIKE PLANTS LOOKING FOR FALL HELP CALL" and then there's a phone number that's cropped out. I think they were trying to communicate "Do you like plants? We are looking for fall help. Call [number]."
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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It's even worse than "You Can't Win" from the movie "Stay Tuned"
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September
September 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September
August 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Moments before disaster
A white fox(?) plush is headed straight for Campion's head.
August 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Photo of the words "TFW you learn a minimum of cursive penmanship" handwritten in cursive.
July 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Living in Cleveland be like
Telegram screenshot. My message to a friend: "What have you been up to while you've been in Ohio?" My friend's answer: "Not much honestly." My response: "Cleveland is a good place to do that."
July 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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"This is no time for a total rebuild."
"This is the PERFECT TIME for a total rebuild!!"
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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My favorite thing about Altoona is it has a Sheraton Drive which leads to a hotel that hasn't been a Sheraton in decades.
Screenshot of a Google Maps map showing the Altoona Grand Hotel on Sheraton Drive.
June 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Jim Beam print ad from a magazine from 1990. A series of graffiti with the year next to each. First, a heart with "John + Mary" written inside, labeled 1940. "Kilroy was here," labeled 1944. "Ban the bomb!," 1959. "Make love, not war," 1969. "Strike," 1972. "No nukes," 1982. "Die yuppie scum," 1988. A heart with "John + Mary," 1990. Tagline: "You always come back to the basics."
May 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating!
The audience waiting for the "Varietourpia" show to start. I'm camera-right.
May 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The vibe:
That meme of a (fictitious, apprently, I hope) video game with Far Too Much Going On, including on-screen information "Objective: Kill Hitler" and "Press X To Not Die" among many many other things.
April 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Email ostensibly from Bernie Sanders.
"If we waited on the Democratic Party and DC politicians to defeat Trumpism, we'd be waiting forever," it says in part.
The email is sent through ActBlue.
ActBlue is a Democratic Party PAC.
At least the dems now openly admit they're ineffectual??
#politics
The beginning of an email message. The subject line is "If you can, please contribute $27 or whatever you can afford to help us fund our rallies, organizing, and work to create a government that works for all of us, and not just the one percent." The from line is "Bernie Sanders <info@berniesanders.com>". There is a stylized "Bernie" logo at the top of the email body. A snippet from the middle of the email. "So where do we go from here? We started this work because you know your history as well as I do. You know that real change never takes place from the top down. If we waited on the Democratic Party and DC politicians to defeat Trumpism, we'd be waiting forever." The footer of the email showing it was sent through ActBlue. There's also a button to contribute $27, and another button to contribute another amount. Screenshot of the beginning of the Wikipedia article on ActBlue. "ActBlue is an American Democratic Party political action committee (PAC) and fundraising platform founded in 2004. ActBlue is a major part of the Democratic Party's fundraising infrastructure."
April 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The "maybe" was part of the original line, too.
Homer Simpson saying "nobody ruins my family vacation but me and maybe the boy."
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM