Aaron
@ghostofchicken.bsky.social
Twitter could no longer contain me. I have been loosed upon the world. (He/Him)
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
Junebug got some heft
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Junebug got some heft
I watched Predator Badlands last night. It's pretty damn good!! Lots of fun and Elle Fanning is really great.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I watched Predator Badlands last night. It's pretty damn good!! Lots of fun and Elle Fanning is really great.
Jellybean and the fosters.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jellybean and the fosters.
Man, the writers of the #Fallout show were really handed this great, well thought out world with all these interesting, nuanced factions thanks to New Vegas and at every possible turn they just throw it all in the trash, don't they? Just deliberately wipe the slate.
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Man, the writers of the #Fallout show were really handed this great, well thought out world with all these interesting, nuanced factions thanks to New Vegas and at every possible turn they just throw it all in the trash, don't they? Just deliberately wipe the slate.
For real tho if you do this you're a stone cold monster. I'd so much rather just know that someone got fed up with my bullshit and unfollowed. Continuing to think you're mutuals with someone when you (and any attempt you make to interact) are literally invisible to them is profoundly pathetic.
When a mutual who is annoyed by your posts mutes you instead of unfollowing
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
For real tho if you do this you're a stone cold monster. I'd so much rather just know that someone got fed up with my bullshit and unfollowed. Continuing to think you're mutuals with someone when you (and any attempt you make to interact) are literally invisible to them is profoundly pathetic.
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Lmao apparently people near me are freaking out about a non binary teacher
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lmao apparently people near me are freaking out about a non binary teacher
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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jokerfyingly sick of Democrats asking for "full transparency" and "answers." it's the new "thoughts and prayers."
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
jokerfyingly sick of Democrats asking for "full transparency" and "answers." it's the new "thoughts and prayers."
This isn't bad advice per se but I also think it's worth noting that we're clearly past the point where you can reliably distinguish between what you're allowed to say and what you aren't. These guys will gladly try and make a case that even saying "fuck ICE" is inciting violence against them.
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This isn't bad advice per se but I also think it's worth noting that we're clearly past the point where you can reliably distinguish between what you're allowed to say and what you aren't. These guys will gladly try and make a case that even saying "fuck ICE" is inciting violence against them.
I am increasingly faced with the inescapable conclusion that we as Americans (or Canadians) with very few exceptions have a moral duty to throw ourselves into the machinery of empire so that our bodies might even briefly gum up its workings and those who don't must live with great shame.
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I am increasingly faced with the inescapable conclusion that we as Americans (or Canadians) with very few exceptions have a moral duty to throw ourselves into the machinery of empire so that our bodies might even briefly gum up its workings and those who don't must live with great shame.
I just saw someone I used to respect say they didn't find Esquie from Expedition 33 funny or endearing and I had to unfollow them immediately. Differing opinions and all that but if you don't find Esquie delightful there is a rot in your soul and I don't wanna know you.
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I just saw someone I used to respect say they didn't find Esquie from Expedition 33 funny or endearing and I had to unfollow them immediately. Differing opinions and all that but if you don't find Esquie delightful there is a rot in your soul and I don't wanna know you.
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
We need to focus on what's important here: Did the evil fascist empire follow its own rules and procedures when it committed an act of terrorism on another country to steal its oil this time???
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We need to focus on what's important here: Did the evil fascist empire follow its own rules and procedures when it committed an act of terrorism on another country to steal its oil this time???
This is what America does and has always done. Maybe in the past they'd make more of an effort to manufacture consent, or just operate in the shadows, but the bottom line is that they murder anyone in the world who opposes them and countless others in the process.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is what America does and has always done. Maybe in the past they'd make more of an effort to manufacture consent, or just operate in the shadows, but the bottom line is that they murder anyone in the world who opposes them and countless others in the process.
I watched The Bad Guys 2 last night. It's alright. Still extremely stylish and entertaining. New characters are cool. Kinda fizzles out a bit in the final act tho.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I watched The Bad Guys 2 last night. It's alright. Still extremely stylish and entertaining. New characters are cool. Kinda fizzles out a bit in the final act tho.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
Jellybean's outdoor privileges for 2026 have been revoked.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Jellybean's outdoor privileges for 2026 have been revoked.
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Dune Where’s My Car
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dune Where’s My Car
Pretty funny to talk about "Hollywood" when in reality the sole arbiter of whether Schneider gets any roles is just Adam Sandler.
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pretty funny to talk about "Hollywood" when in reality the sole arbiter of whether Schneider gets any roles is just Adam Sandler.
Amber and Whisper have claimed this laundry basket on top of a dresser as their new bed. It's actually a really good sign for their socialization that they're comfortable enough to sleep out in the open like this.
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Amber and Whisper have claimed this laundry basket on top of a dresser as their new bed. It's actually a really good sign for their socialization that they're comfortable enough to sleep out in the open like this.
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Cousin Cersei, my brother's cat, is in town for the holidays and it's interesting how her and Noodle and the others clearly and immediately remember each other even after a full year apart.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cousin Cersei, my brother's cat, is in town for the holidays and it's interesting how her and Noodle and the others clearly and immediately remember each other even after a full year apart.
I got the pack these rope toys for christmas and boy were they a hit. Even old Mojo got in on the fun.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I got the pack these rope toys for christmas and boy were they a hit. Even old Mojo got in on the fun.