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Zoë Irene 😷❤️🦈
@getcaughtliving.bsky.social
♡ @jluvs2luv.bsky.social ♡
Into: MMA, science, nature, polyam/ENM, accessibility, antifascism, & Pokémon.
ADHD/APD. Pansexual. 🏳️‍🌈 Cis she/her
#BlackLivesMatter #LandBack #ToitūTeTiriti #UseAltText
Immigrant: Chicago -> Tauranga Aotearoa
😷 Covid competent 🥰
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Hello to any new folks/followers on my page! My skeets are mostly about my life and interests, note they might at moments veer into the horny. 😋🔞
I'm highly concerned about the direction of mankind and often vent about it.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Heavy sigh. The bandage on my hand got wet so I had to change it and the hypergranulation looks worse than it did a week and a half ago when I got to the doctor last. I'll have to go back AGAIN. Maybe this time they'll actually cauterise it... Probably going to have to wait until Wednesday though. 🫠
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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MSD have been delaying their December benefits data release due to data processing issues but they shared headline numbers yesterday. If the data is correct, this is a huuuge increase. We now have nearly 1 in 7 adults on a working age benefit. Link in ALT. (🧵 1/n)
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
For my American followers 👇🏼 offer ends 8 Feb
20% off FlowFlex COVlD tests at Pharmalynk.

It's the test I trust and the company I've ordered from consistently the past 2 years. Better validity and lower cost than other rapid antigen tests.

I do not receive any revenue from any product or company, just a good deal.
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Reposting this as I found it without alt text.

NAME, SHAME, AND OUT THESE ASSHOLES.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Less than 24 hours until mum time! 😃
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Wellington Pride being taken to court by anti trans folks trying the old British Terf Island playbook, as with all the anti trans activism, only demonstrated how little their horrible smudge of folks exists and how much bigger the trans positive community in NZ is
In an update to our time at the Human Rights Review Tribunal:

As you know, we never expected to go to court over our right to hold an event where trans*, non-binary, intersex, and all gender minority attendees would feel safe, accepted, and supported to be themselves.

1/2
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Funny how “save the children” always means harassing queer people and sex workers but never protecting them from the predators in your church.
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Hmm ...
Russia and the United States are no longer bound by any limits on the size of their strategic nuclear arsenals after their last arms control treaty expired on February 5 with no agreement between them on what should come next reut.rs/4aekQVk
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I take it Erin aka ezbear isn't on bluesky? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Toitū Te Tiriti
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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I say this as a victim and as a lawyer and as a journalist and as a woman in public, no one, literally no one in power, cares about victims of sexual violence. This is why they promise women more police and prisons (allegedly to help them) while fancy men who are friends with Epstein go free.
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Aotearoa Te Waipounamu: if you or anyone you know has a place out at Karitāne or Puketeraki, Kāti Huirapa Runaka ki Puketeraki is gifting a native plant to every household to mark Waitangi Day 2026

image is a grab from their facebook page with more info (full text is in alt text)
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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When the government is one of the biggest customers of many businesses and you cut spending which means private enterprises don’t make money and so they also don’t hire any of the public servants you fired for no reason, you end up with the economy we have now.

Even Nicola should get this.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Can I borrow someone else's brain for a while? Mine is being too much of a dick to myself to deal with right now. 😮‍💨
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Good. They suck.
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I hate planning shit. I really am the fucking worst at it.
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I told her and she's telling me not to worry and we'll find other things. So, friends, what's better than or equal to HOBBITON that's also decently local to Tauranga???
Jesus I'm bouncing from crisis to crisis here. Found the phone and went to book Hobbiton for my mum's visit, which is THE ONE FUCKING THING SHE WANTED TO DO WHILE HERE, and it's FULLY FUCKING BOOKED 😭😭😭

THIS IS AFTER I TOLD HER I'M PAYING FOR IT AS HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Jesus I'm bouncing from crisis to crisis here. Found the phone and went to book Hobbiton for my mum's visit, which is THE ONE FUCKING THING SHE WANTED TO DO WHILE HERE, and it's FULLY FUCKING BOOKED 😭😭😭

THIS IS AFTER I TOLD HER I'M PAYING FOR IT AS HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Well all gratitude to Elaine today, with the tip of "fallen out" I went to look under the entertainment centre in the garage next to where I put my purse down, AND IT WAS THERE!!!!!!! OMFG that's absolutely bonkers I would have never thought to look under that damn thing.

MY PHONE IS FOUND!!!!!!
so if that is the case the only way it could not be there is if it fell out or someone took it out
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This is seriously so bad. I'm essentially broke if I can't get my money, and that means a lot of shit too. Like the layers of awful here would take so long to explain. Layers upon layers. I'm MELTING THE FUCK DOWN. The only fix is finding this bloody thing. What the fuck why isn't it in my purse?!?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I seem to have lost my old phone, which is FUCKING AWFUL because it means I've lost the ability to touch almost all of my money. I have no fucking idea where it is. The last place I put it was in my purse and it's not there now. I hate this so much. Fucking fuck!!
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I seem to have lost my old phone, which is FUCKING AWFUL because it means I've lost the ability to touch almost all of my money. I have no fucking idea where it is. The last place I put it was in my purse and it's not there now. I hate this so much. Fucking fuck!!
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM