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Zoë Irene 😷❤️🦈
@getcaughtliving.bsky.social
♡ @jluvs2luv.bsky.social ♡
Into: MMA, science, nature, polyam/ENM, accessibility, antifascism, & Pokémon.
ADHD/APD. Pansexual. 🏳️‍🌈 Cis she/her
#BlackLivesMatter #LandBack #ToitūTeTiriti #UseAltText
Immigrant: Chicago -> Tauranga Aotearoa
😷 Covid competent 🥰
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Hello to any new folks/followers on my page! My skeets are mostly about my life and interests, note they might at moments veer into the horny. 😋🔞
I'm highly concerned about the direction of mankind and often vent about it.
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“In terms of why this is bad policy, we need to understand the general principle on which New Zealand elections operate. Voting generally is considered to be “A Good Thing” which ought to be made as easy and accessible as possible.”

Not anymore🫠
Revisiting this Electoral Amendment Bill explainer👇
Changes to electoral law will disenfranchise thousands – and may not save any time
The government does not want to spend the time and resources to fully modernise the law and processes surrounding our electoral rolls – so who are the real dropkicks in this story?
thespinoff.co.nz
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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This downhill skiing is terrifying, like I never want to reach speeds of 144kmh using my own legs
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets:

1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet

2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Read the latest from the Covid-Is-Not-Over newsletter:

Long Covid symptoms persisting, Covid social murder in public education, The RCT trap, and more

open.substack.com/pub/johndupu...
Long Covid symptoms persisting, Covid social murder in public education, The RCT trap, and more
Bonus The secret weapon in our sewers
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I wonder if, in spite of the fact Chester has lived in Aotearoa his whole life, he's partial to American accents? The only friend of ours he's been really cool with has an American accent, & now he's being really sweet & loving to my mum and stepdad. Like, he's been shockingly awesome with them tbh.
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Heavy sigh. The bandage on my hand got wet so I had to change it and the hypergranulation looks worse than it did a week and a half ago when I got to the doctor last. I'll have to go back AGAIN. Maybe this time they'll actually cauterise it... Probably going to have to wait until Wednesday though. 🫠
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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MSD have been delaying their December benefits data release due to data processing issues but they shared headline numbers yesterday. If the data is correct, this is a huuuge increase. We now have nearly 1 in 7 adults on a working age benefit. Link in ALT. (🧵 1/n)
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
For my American followers 👇🏼 offer ends 8 Feb
20% off FlowFlex COVlD tests at Pharmalynk.

It's the test I trust and the company I've ordered from consistently the past 2 years. Better validity and lower cost than other rapid antigen tests.

I do not receive any revenue from any product or company, just a good deal.
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Reposting this as I found it without alt text.

NAME, SHAME, AND OUT THESE ASSHOLES.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Less than 24 hours until mum time! 😃
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Wellington Pride being taken to court by anti trans folks trying the old British Terf Island playbook, as with all the anti trans activism, only demonstrated how little their horrible smudge of folks exists and how much bigger the trans positive community in NZ is
In an update to our time at the Human Rights Review Tribunal:

As you know, we never expected to go to court over our right to hold an event where trans*, non-binary, intersex, and all gender minority attendees would feel safe, accepted, and supported to be themselves.

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February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Funny how “save the children” always means harassing queer people and sex workers but never protecting them from the predators in your church.
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Hmm ...
Russia and the United States are no longer bound by any limits on the size of their strategic nuclear arsenals after their last arms control treaty expired on February 5 with no agreement between them on what should come next reut.rs/4aekQVk
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I take it Erin aka ezbear isn't on bluesky? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Toitū Te Tiriti
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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I say this as a victim and as a lawyer and as a journalist and as a woman in public, no one, literally no one in power, cares about victims of sexual violence. This is why they promise women more police and prisons (allegedly to help them) while fancy men who are friends with Epstein go free.
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Aotearoa Te Waipounamu: if you or anyone you know has a place out at Karitāne or Puketeraki, Kāti Huirapa Runaka ki Puketeraki is gifting a native plant to every household to mark Waitangi Day 2026

image is a grab from their facebook page with more info (full text is in alt text)
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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When the government is one of the biggest customers of many businesses and you cut spending which means private enterprises don’t make money and so they also don’t hire any of the public servants you fired for no reason, you end up with the economy we have now.

Even Nicola should get this.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Can I borrow someone else's brain for a while? Mine is being too much of a dick to myself to deal with right now. 😮‍💨
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM