Zoë Irene 😷❤️🦈
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Zoë Irene 😷❤️🦈
@getcaughtliving.bsky.social
♡ @jluvs2luv.bsky.social ♡ Into: MMA, science, nature, polyam/ENM, accessibility, antifascism, & Pokémon. ADHD/APD. Pansexual. 🏳️‍🌈 Cis she/her #BlackLivesMatter #LandBack #ToitūTeTiriti #UseAltText
Immigrant: Chicago -> Tauranga Aotearoa
😷 Covid competent 🥰
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Hello to any new folks/followers on my page! My skeets are mostly about my life and interests, note they might at moments veer into the horny. 😋🔞
I'm highly concerned about the direction of mankind and often vent about it.
#COVIDisAirborne
#MaskUp
#LandBack
#ProtectOurEarth
#ClimateCatastrophe
It seems someone enjoyed the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack. 😌

Top artists, top songs of 2025.

(In a year of listening to 2,005 unique artists and 25,100 minutes of music.)
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Melting 🥵🫠
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The "natural immunity" bullshitters, you know the ones.

It's like saying it's better to bomb a city as a stress test than run emergency preparedness drills.
"Natural" infection leaves battle scars that cause chronic disease.
Vaccines are the SAFEST way to "train" your immune system. 🔬🩺 #MedSky
A study on 1.7 million people in Hong Kong shows superior hybrid immunity to Covid in people who got vaccinated before infection vs. people who got infected first. "Our findings are a direct rebuttal to arguments for natural immunity," the authors write. doi.org/10.1016/j.va...
Redirecting
doi.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Inucorn Sticker. This rare mythical creature is a cross between a shiba inu and a unicorn. It is 100% not a derpy dog wearing a party hat. Anyone who suggests differently will be blocked, reported, and shot out of a cannon.
collabs.shop/n37dfa
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The onion just prints the news now
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The Par Avian series is COMPLETE with the final set of pins up at pepperraccoon.com right now (only 20 banners left, so snag one if you want one!)

ALSO: NZ merino studio-made Fantail Forest pennants and a matching rose gold chainset!
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Updated my holiday profile pic 🎄🎁🤶🏼 #SecretSantaAoNZCostume #SecretSantaAoNZ
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"A problem with current deployable structures & emergency structures is, for example, [they] are sometimes strong, sometimes can [break down] really small, & sometimes easily deployable, but almost never are they all three. [This] potentially solves that problem"
www.sciencealert.com/14-year-old-...
14-Year-Old Wins Prize For Origami That Can Hold 10,000 Times Its Own Weight
While most 14-year-olds are folding paper airplanes, Miles Wu is folding origami patterns that he believes could one day improve disaster relief.
www.sciencealert.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
🥰👍🏼💯
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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The heat is on #SecretSantaAoNZ #13days until the great opening begins.. 🎄🎉❤️
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Paywall lifted: A trove of briefings and Cabinet documents reveals the Govt was advised its new methane target is only consistent with warming of 2-2.7C (and possibly up to 4.5C).

Climate scientists have said 2.7C would represent 'unprecedented peril'.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/12/04/g...
Govt warned new methane target aligned with 'catastrophic' warming
Newly released documents reveal the Govt's new methane target is associated with 2.7C of warming – a level labelled 'catastrophic' by the UN.
newsroom.co.nz
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Well at least Australia is famously blessed with lots of fresh water and isn't, say, our planet's driest populated continent, with a only thin reliably habitable zone around the coast, and permanent water restrictions even in their biggest city.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Thank you Bruno

I hate when artistic people have their work devalued because (I think) of a form of envy where “they are talented” means they should “give” their talent. Yet we never hear that about accountants.

It also devalues how much people work at their art.
If we can only have art from people who "aren't in it for the money" that means we can only have art from privileged middle-class dilettantes. Making art being a viable career is responsible for nearly all worthwhile art, and if it's not a viable career any more we will get drastically less of it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Himes: "What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service ... any American who sees the video that I saw will see the US military attacking shipwrecked sailors."
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Okay, presents are wrapped, notes written, feeling good about it!! 🤞🏼 I just need to finish with my chores and then I'll walk over and send them off! 😃😃
#SecretSantaAoNZ
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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And still, we continue to accompany these stories with pictures of children frolicking in a fountain, or people lying on the beach. These global shifts in temperatures are not something to celebrate

Enjoy your ice cream🤦‍♂️
Heat alert: Temperatures set to tip 30C in early summer scorcher
Christchurch, Ashburton and Dunedin are forecast to hit around 30C today.
www.nzherald.co.nz
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Today was the day New Zealand truly became a 40% off deck furniture piss country
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Adriana was a nurse. She went to ER for severe headaches & they sent her home

She was brain dead the next day

They turned her into an incubator to gestate a 9 week old fetus. Chance is still hospitalized.

The forced birth brigade call it a miracle but won’t support the family.
www.dailymail.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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🤦‍♀️ just spotted the spelling. Still relevant though

Postcards off to politicians urging for puberty blocker ban to be repealed

Image: hand illustrated postcards x 3, feature triangles or flowers and leaves. They say "gender affirming healthcare is a human right" or "gender affirming care..."
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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One of the things that pisses me off the most about the pandemic is how little value is placed on human lives and wellbeing, and the disproportionate value placed on the economy and wealth generation for the elites.

#CovidIsntOver #StillCoviding #MaskUp #CleanTheAir
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Look what the delivery man just brought me!! 😃 #SecretSantaAoNZ

Now I just have to wait until opening day!!! 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Just take a minute to consider that Russell Crowe, in his best received performance in years, will face more consequences for playing a serial war criminal than Pete Hegseth currently is for being one.
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM