Geoff Pinnock
@geoffpinnock.bsky.social
Still working on deadline following 37 years in newsrooms. Senior Program Manager/Editing Supervisor at Schweitzer Engineering Laboratories. Runner. Obedient dog owner. Coffee consumer.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
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No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Important perspective from Greenland.
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My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.
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If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
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Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...
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Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
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Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly contemplative as he fantasized about a stiff drink after a long day at work, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly wondered Monday whether uranium might make a good mixer. “I feel like it could bring out the more chemical notes of gin in a really nice way without overpowering it,” said the Pentagon chief, […]
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June 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Everyone on Twitter right now.
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone on Twitter right now.
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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"YOUR KIDS DONT NEED TOYS"
April 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"YOUR KIDS DONT NEED TOYS"
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47 years ago today, the same day Steve Martin debuted King Tut, the Blues Brothers made their first official appearance.
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
47 years ago today, the same day Steve Martin debuted King Tut, the Blues Brothers made their first official appearance.
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47 years ago today, Steve Martin debuted a song that became a cultural phenomenon.
King Tut
King Tut
April 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
47 years ago today, Steve Martin debuted a song that became a cultural phenomenon.
King Tut
King Tut
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I don’t know about you guys but I’m so excited to find out what fucked up new tariff “policy” Trump and his traveling circus of dipshits comes up with tomorrow.
April 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don’t know about you guys but I’m so excited to find out what fucked up new tariff “policy” Trump and his traveling circus of dipshits comes up with tomorrow.