Gef the Mollygoose
gefthemongoose.bsky.social
Gef the Mollygoose
@gefthemongoose.bsky.social
Lives in your walls

she/her, British, aromantic asexual
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This is a perfect distillation of will be said about 2025 in political history books 100 years from now as they try to wade through the exhausting nonsense of this year.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Fuck Around (making a rocket ship at home in Lancashire with help from your dog) & Find Out (that the moon really is made of cheese)
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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A pleasure to have my work featured on BBC's Only Connect this week 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Bit weird, 1 Nay guy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Debate: Who is the better sci-fi intro narrator?
Rod Serling in The Twilight Zone or Oliver Postgate in The Clangers
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Why does every picture of Shabana Mahmood make her look like she's scheming to kill Paddington?
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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The Labour Government reeling off the same far-right talking points on immigration. And look who is celebrating. The far-right.

There is a political alternative that won’t ever scapegoat those fleeing war, persecution and torture

join.greenparty.org.uk
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Dear Mahmood/Labour,

Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.

Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK
Tommy Robinson is claiming credit for the language/policy being used by the Labour government (about deporting people found to be refugees once their home country is deemed safe)
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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You are defining refugees as OTHER for the rest of their lives Ms Mahmood. That is nothing other than a far right policy.

#BBCLauraK
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Fuck Shabana Mahmood. Fuck Labour. End borders. Protect asylum seekers. Protect refugees. Protect immigrants.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Please someone make a gif of Johannes dropping that paper and drawling “Your husband is coming” #scd #strictly
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've been waiting for Where The Hell Is My Husband to turn up on #Strictly
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I watched a youtube documentary about Ghost Watch and now scared to leave my bedroom at night in case Mr Pipes is there. I'm an adult.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Oh my god IT'S THE MEME!!!
Grace Kelly, Clark Gable, Ava Gardner “MOGAMBO” (1953) dir. John Ford

🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A new Zip Zap Boing just landed #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My immediate first instinct would be pull an Archimedes and raise the water enough to drink it from the edge - It would be stupid and I would get 1 point #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay I was cringing at first but I hope it works out for Dylan #Raceacrosstheworld #RATW
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The weird flag people have reached the road next to ours - just peeled a 'stop the boats' sticker off a lamppost. If it reaches our road I'm going to have strong words for the street group chat
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me: This script is coming along quite well-
Inner voice: This is just sub-par Horrible Histories
Me: SHUT UP
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I still don’t know who Glen Powell is, and at this point I refuse to learn.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM