David 🍂
gearm.bsky.social
David 🍂
@gearm.bsky.social
blessed with the desire to learn (autism),
cursed with a limitless capacity for trivia (also autism)

i make games, vidya and tabletop

working on mine by night, and by day, working on yours - dev @ the best virtual table top on the world wide web
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I prosecuted a lot of pedophiles. One of them made this argument to a jury. It didn’t work.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One of the best to ever do it.
And the only one to stick the landing AND HOW.
Happy Anniversary to Final Fantasy IX! 🥳🎉

It released in North America on this day in 2000. It’s still one of the most charming and heartfelt journeys in the series. Is FF9 a favorite of yours?
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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They are coming to Charlotte literally because of a few right-wing propaganda accounts on X and I am livid.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
Gregory Bovino, the top Border Patrol official leading the charge on the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in cities, and his officers are heading to Charlotte, according to a source familiar with the planning. That was news to city officials. https://cnn.it/49crpZT
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If say, like, just a thousand people bought just one of my games...

That would be great.

#SelfPromoSaturday
#TTRPGS
#IndieGames
Since I just sold a copy (YAY!), I'm going to #SelfPromoSaturday what I think is my best named game:

Claws & Affect - Cats versus the Supernatural.

And "affect" is used correctly!

#ttrpgs #cats #IndieGames

kpetker.itch.io/claws-affect
Claws & Affect by K. Petker
Cats versus the Supernatural
kpetker.itch.io
September 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
While the traditional wisdom of TTRPGs is that every player should feel balanced with the others, I ask you all to question what "balance" means and why it matters.

Lois is important to Superman. Samwise is important to Frodo - and Frodo isn't Gandalf.

"Balance" is about how you *play together.*
You also need to understand that if your immediate reaction to those two examples was "wait, those actually make sense because Having One Character Who's More Powerful Than Other Characters Is Always Bad", you are very much part of the problem.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The GOP and a small group of Democratic senators have cleared the path to taking away your edibles
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Neutrality and objectivity are not the same thing and are, in fact, often contradictory goals. The objective truth is often not neutral in its political implications, and it would be a useless exercise if it was.
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The new Google Meet change is horrible. All Meetings now create a Google Chat automatically with all attendees (and anyone absent who was invited!!), and the messages get sent to everyone and persist after the meeting.

This is going to lead to some HUGE workplace issues.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":

".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."

@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is so ugly it should be *actually* criminal.
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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this is a perfect 30 rock joke
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
NYC finally did it. They finally elected a mayor who doesn't suck shit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i'm libbin' out
a close up of a cartoon character with a serious expression on his face
Alt: a close up of Goku going Super Saiyan
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ditto for someone's code, writing, music etc

"brilliant assholes" cost you so many great contributions from other people and are never ever worth it.
I truly can't stress this enough: No one's art is good enough to justify them being miserable to work with. Almost everyone I've worked with has been wonderful, but the handful of folks that weren't brought the whole team down by being egotistical, sexist, condescending, etc.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM