gavinesq
@gavinesq.bsky.social
Food/politics/law/sports. Friendly crank. Avid practitioner of drunken bonhomie. "World's most educated 8th grader!" -my wife. Proud Jayhawk. Remarkably tender lover. Retweets, or whatever they're called here, mean I made out with your mom.
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He’s got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and he’s wearing sunglasses
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He’s got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and he’s wearing sunglasses
Because this world is horrible, I now know what "ephebophilia" is. This is not something I knew yesterday.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Because this world is horrible, I now know what "ephebophilia" is. This is not something I knew yesterday.
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Congress is going to vote to release the files.
Trump’s DOJ is gonna claim some bogus reason not to comply.
SCOTUS is gonna rule, and if they rule in favor, Trump’s DOJ is gonna delay, partially comply, and obfuscate.
Basically this is gonna drag out for months still.
Trump’s DOJ is gonna claim some bogus reason not to comply.
SCOTUS is gonna rule, and if they rule in favor, Trump’s DOJ is gonna delay, partially comply, and obfuscate.
Basically this is gonna drag out for months still.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Congress is going to vote to release the files.
Trump’s DOJ is gonna claim some bogus reason not to comply.
SCOTUS is gonna rule, and if they rule in favor, Trump’s DOJ is gonna delay, partially comply, and obfuscate.
Basically this is gonna drag out for months still.
Trump’s DOJ is gonna claim some bogus reason not to comply.
SCOTUS is gonna rule, and if they rule in favor, Trump’s DOJ is gonna delay, partially comply, and obfuscate.
Basically this is gonna drag out for months still.
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If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
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Girl, you look at the Kansas local elections yesterday and say that to my face
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Girl, you look at the Kansas local elections yesterday and say that to my face
Ugh. I had forgotten just how awful the audio and video of ESPN+ can be.
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ugh. I had forgotten just how awful the audio and video of ESPN+ can be.
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Rashee Rice, just tryna move forward and learn from his mistakes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rashee Rice, just tryna move forward and learn from his mistakes.
This is your periodic reminder that the Tomahawk Chop is racist claptrap and adds nothing to the game or the experience of watching it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is your periodic reminder that the Tomahawk Chop is racist claptrap and adds nothing to the game or the experience of watching it.
Sigh.
The Chiefs are just gonna be exhausting this year, aren't they?
The Chiefs are just gonna be exhausting this year, aren't they?
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sigh.
The Chiefs are just gonna be exhausting this year, aren't they?
The Chiefs are just gonna be exhausting this year, aren't they?
If you ever want to piss off a nephrologist, tell people within earshot that nephrologists tell fortunes based on the size, shape and topography of skulls. That's a phrenologist, but the kidney docs *HATE* that.
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you ever want to piss off a nephrologist, tell people within earshot that nephrologists tell fortunes based on the size, shape and topography of skulls. That's a phrenologist, but the kidney docs *HATE* that.
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When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride
And even if you do make the catch, your failure to avoid being tackled is weakness and also Roger Goodell is a global jihadist.
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And even if you do make the catch, your failure to avoid being tackled is weakness and also Roger Goodell is a global jihadist.
I've never watched that "Happy's Place" show with Reba McEntire. I'd be willing to start, but I don't think I'll ever pick up the complex narrative thread.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I've never watched that "Happy's Place" show with Reba McEntire. I'd be willing to start, but I don't think I'll ever pick up the complex narrative thread.
If Cuomo hates New York so much, why doesn't he just leave now?
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Cuomo hates New York so much, why doesn't he just leave now?
I just assume that every NFL player who doesn't say the name of the college he attended now hates that school or doesn't know how to pronounce it or forgot that he went there or never knew where he went.
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just assume that every NFL player who doesn't say the name of the college he attended now hates that school or doesn't know how to pronounce it or forgot that he went there or never knew where he went.
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Deeply racist, yes, but also deeply stupid.
Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.
Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Deeply racist, yes, but also deeply stupid.
Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.
Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.
It's true. She *NEVER* would.
I would never generalize
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's true. She *NEVER* would.
This is the future liberals want!
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is the future liberals want!
Mrs. Hughes: But Mr. Carson, surely there's nae hurry, is there?
Carson: But dem titties! And dat ass, tho'!
Carson: But dem titties! And dat ass, tho'!
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mrs. Hughes: But Mr. Carson, surely there's nae hurry, is there?
Carson: But dem titties! And dat ass, tho'!
Carson: But dem titties! And dat ass, tho'!
Jail. Jail is a good place to put him.
The absurdity of trying to figure out where to put a 65 year old pedophile because he's so useless he can't possibly live on his own or support himself.
Prince Andrew in Talks to Leave His Longtime Royal Residence After Giving Up Titles: Report
Prince Andrew may be asked to leave his longtime residence of Royal Lodge in Windsor after giving up use of his titles and honors amid renewed interest in his connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
people.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jail. Jail is a good place to put him.