Not Steve Jortles
@galileo908.bsky.social
The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3.
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
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November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
UBS Arena on 7/11!
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“LOL look at this—“
“I wanted to try out Chat GPT to—“
“Look at how realistic this creepy thing—“
“Its just a funny video—“
“I know its AI but—“
No.
Many of us have said/done this innocently before or without thinking so I issue no judgement here. But the ones that know it & do it on purpose tho…
“I wanted to try out Chat GPT to—“
“Look at how realistic this creepy thing—“
“Its just a funny video—“
“I know its AI but—“
No.
Many of us have said/done this innocently before or without thinking so I issue no judgement here. But the ones that know it & do it on purpose tho…
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
“LOL look at this—“
“I wanted to try out Chat GPT to—“
“Look at how realistic this creepy thing—“
“Its just a funny video—“
“I know its AI but—“
No.
Many of us have said/done this innocently before or without thinking so I issue no judgement here. But the ones that know it & do it on purpose tho…
“I wanted to try out Chat GPT to—“
“Look at how realistic this creepy thing—“
“Its just a funny video—“
“I know its AI but—“
No.
Many of us have said/done this innocently before or without thinking so I issue no judgement here. But the ones that know it & do it on purpose tho…
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Spreading it normalizes it and thats the last thing that we as a people and as a society want to do, knowing and understanding the full and broader repercussions of it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Spreading it normalizes it and thats the last thing that we as a people and as a society want to do, knowing and understanding the full and broader repercussions of it.
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Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
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Y’all Come Eat! ❤️👍🏾
I had this inflicted on me on tumblr and now I have to share it with my Canadian friends here because WHAT.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Y’all Come Eat! ❤️👍🏾
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Yup. Scammers contact me because my name's in a database, along with the names of thousands of other authors. They neither know nor care anything about me, and their "praise" of whatever book of mine they're trying to pry money out of me with is straight out of an LLM. I'm just another mark to them.
It does make it way funnier that they are contacting you though. 😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yup. Scammers contact me because my name's in a database, along with the names of thousands of other authors. They neither know nor care anything about me, and their "praise" of whatever book of mine they're trying to pry money out of me with is straight out of an LLM. I'm just another mark to them.
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The idea that these drunk methed up limp dicked fucking trash bags are alpha males is the real hoax
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The idea that these drunk methed up limp dicked fucking trash bags are alpha males is the real hoax
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Dear cis comedy writers,
I don't believe anything is necessarily off limits when it comes to comedy, but if someone who hates a particular group of people could use your screenshot as a means to harass them, maybe DON'T do that joke?
I don't believe anything is necessarily off limits when it comes to comedy, but if someone who hates a particular group of people could use your screenshot as a means to harass them, maybe DON'T do that joke?
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dear cis comedy writers,
I don't believe anything is necessarily off limits when it comes to comedy, but if someone who hates a particular group of people could use your screenshot as a means to harass them, maybe DON'T do that joke?
I don't believe anything is necessarily off limits when it comes to comedy, but if someone who hates a particular group of people could use your screenshot as a means to harass them, maybe DON'T do that joke?
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Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.
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Why my eyes rolled all the way to the back of my skull when I realized a fossil fuel company was the first to jump on using our A.I. tool for course development.
4. There's a villain in the story and it must be told that way. Fossil fuel's climate denial fraud and dark money corruption are full-on villainous and we should say so.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Why my eyes rolled all the way to the back of my skull when I realized a fossil fuel company was the first to jump on using our A.I. tool for course development.
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So many Freddy Krueger like beings on this planet, where you just need to turn your back on them & they disappear. We need to do it more often.
Sadly, I'm starting to understand media machine is built to protect its own, whether inconvenient truth or infidelity or child rape.
Break down this wall.
Sadly, I'm starting to understand media machine is built to protect its own, whether inconvenient truth or infidelity or child rape.
Break down this wall.
She pours the s*** out of me and I wish she would just go away, I wish people would just, just ignore her. May her book be remaindered.
olivia nuzzi appears to have written a book length hagiography of rfk at the moment that he is attempting to destroy the public health system and murder massive numbers of children. 1
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So many Freddy Krueger like beings on this planet, where you just need to turn your back on them & they disappear. We need to do it more often.
Sadly, I'm starting to understand media machine is built to protect its own, whether inconvenient truth or infidelity or child rape.
Break down this wall.
Sadly, I'm starting to understand media machine is built to protect its own, whether inconvenient truth or infidelity or child rape.
Break down this wall.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Has she apologized for the Jewish Space Laser stuff?
Just goes to show you that the DNC will welcome a thousand MTGs before a Mamdani.
Just goes to show you that the DNC will welcome a thousand MTGs before a Mamdani.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Has she apologized for the Jewish Space Laser stuff?
Just goes to show you that the DNC will welcome a thousand MTGs before a Mamdani.
Just goes to show you that the DNC will welcome a thousand MTGs before a Mamdani.
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Battle Creek Enquirer
November 17,1923
November 17,1923
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Battle Creek Enquirer
November 17,1923
November 17,1923
Hey, Jeanette. Hey, Sean Astin. #hahayouclowns
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hey, Jeanette. Hey, Sean Astin. #hahayouclowns
Glep and I are going to anime con. #smilingfriends
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Glep and I are going to anime con. #smilingfriends
A casino for gods that bet on how predictable mortals are is such a cool idea. #Krapopolis
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A casino for gods that bet on how predictable mortals are is such a cool idea. #Krapopolis
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I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
Mrs. Glick died again! #TheSimpsons
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mrs. Glick died again! #TheSimpsons
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Remember the big character that was kind of pointless in XY? Obviously her brother. #PokémonLegendsZA #NintendoSwitch2
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Remember the big character that was kind of pointless in XY? Obviously her brother. #PokémonLegendsZA #NintendoSwitch2
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NEW: Gregory Bovino is exactly who E.B. White — author of 'Charlotte's Web' — warned us about.
DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
Gregory Bovino is exactly who E.B. White — author of 'Charlotte's Web' — warned us about
DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.
www.lawdork.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
NEW: Gregory Bovino is exactly who E.B. White — author of 'Charlotte's Web' — warned us about.
DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
DHS named its North Carolina anti-immigrant effort "Operation Charlotte's Web." In 1940, White wrote of the "smell" that "rises" from those who "adjust to fascism" over freedom.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
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Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.
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Tiny Toon Adventures Season 1: "Inside Plucky Duck" (406-129)
"Bat's All Folks" / "Wild Takes Class"
Written by Paul Dini @pauldini.bsky.social , Buzz Dixon
Directed by Art Vitello
Animated by Kennedy Cartoons
#TinyToons35
"Bat's All Folks" / "Wild Takes Class"
Written by Paul Dini @pauldini.bsky.social , Buzz Dixon
Directed by Art Vitello
Animated by Kennedy Cartoons
#TinyToons35
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tiny Toon Adventures Season 1: "Inside Plucky Duck" (406-129)
"Bat's All Folks" / "Wild Takes Class"
Written by Paul Dini @pauldini.bsky.social , Buzz Dixon
Directed by Art Vitello
Animated by Kennedy Cartoons
#TinyToons35
"Bat's All Folks" / "Wild Takes Class"
Written by Paul Dini @pauldini.bsky.social , Buzz Dixon
Directed by Art Vitello
Animated by Kennedy Cartoons
#TinyToons35
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Next two Hanna-Barbera series getting the Warner Archive restorations are Wally Gator and Lippy the Lion / Hardy Har Har. Both release December 16.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Next two Hanna-Barbera series getting the Warner Archive restorations are Wally Gator and Lippy the Lion / Hardy Har Har. Both release December 16.