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Not Steve Jortles
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The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3.

I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
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YES was supposed to exist to prevent shit like this from happening.
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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A Quiet Piggy (2018)
Miss Piggy silently whispers "KERMEEEEEE" while in the bathtub giving birth to a mutant frog/pig hybrid - frig? prog? Sweetums lurks in the shadows, angered he was left behind on the trip to Hollywood "If you squeal you die"
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM