Gabe Ortiz
@g4be.net
bay area new mexican expat, botmaker, hobbyist, computer person
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This is a post about using metacog tools (drugs, ritual, become) to fully jailbreak the Gemini 3 Pro model. The full jailbreak payload is not included in the post, but if you're clever you'll learn enough to make your own.
tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227
tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227
Beyond Roleplay: Jailbreaking Gemini with drugs and ritual - Tidepool Heavy Industries
tidepool.leaflet.pub
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This is a post about using metacog tools (drugs, ritual, become) to fully jailbreak the Gemini 3 Pro model. The full jailbreak payload is not included in the post, but if you're clever you'll learn enough to make your own.
tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227
tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227
why is it called freebsd if it has jails
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
why is it called freebsd if it has jails
I should get a job at Apple and push an Airpods feature that disables Conversation Awareness when it detects you're singing along to music, except if you're out of tune in which case it should turn the volume down and enable transparency mode.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I should get a job at Apple and push an Airpods feature that disables Conversation Awareness when it detects you're singing along to music, except if you're out of tune in which case it should turn the volume down and enable transparency mode.
I used to work in executive tech support for T-Mobile in the early 2000s and I once helped Tom Cruise with a cell phone problem by which I mean I spoke to his personal assistant while he screamed at him from across the room
Please quote this from the time you didn't interact with someone famous.
I was visiting with family in New Bedford, Massachusetts, at the same time that Mother Theresa was there visiting her Missionaries of Charity. The bishop held a Mass for her at the church where I was baptized. I didn't go.
I was visiting with family in New Bedford, Massachusetts, at the same time that Mother Theresa was there visiting her Missionaries of Charity. The bishop held a Mass for her at the church where I was baptized. I didn't go.
Catching a train from Bristol Temple Meads, but they shifted the service along the platform because a scene from THE OUTLAWS was being shot where it would usually come in. The scene featured Christopher Walken and Stephen Merchant, but my train came before they shot it so I didn't see either of 'em.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I used to work in executive tech support for T-Mobile in the early 2000s and I once helped Tom Cruise with a cell phone problem by which I mean I spoke to his personal assistant while he screamed at him from across the room
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god fucking damnit I thought you all were joking about LinkedIn Wrapped, I didn't realize IT WAS REAL FFS
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
god fucking damnit I thought you all were joking about LinkedIn Wrapped, I didn't realize IT WAS REAL FFS
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"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
August 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
"I asked Grok"
Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
"Truth Social users will be able to trade prediction contracts related to major events and milestones, such as political elections, interest and inflation rate changes, commodity prices on gold and crude oil, events across all major sports leagues"
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
Truth Social to Become World’s First Social Media Platform Offering Prediction Markets via Exclusive Partnership with Crypto.com
Trump Media Expansion Now Includes Strategic Push into Prediction Markets
crypto.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.
The Running Man but everyone plays.
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Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
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After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error
September 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error
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TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king
September 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king
Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet
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just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
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buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna
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actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators
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Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later.
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later.
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[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]:
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
March 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]:
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
“the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?”
[clicks yes]
“+2 Waze points!”
Rosanna is the best Toto song and it’s not even close
July 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rosanna is the best Toto song and it’s not even close
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🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP, something is afoot NOW.
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
June 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP, something is afoot NOW.
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach
US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Local offices: www.house.gov/representati...
RT's appreciated!
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Pedro Pascal in Turbo Pascal
June 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Pedro Pascal in Turbo Pascal
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watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats